fogmaster

100% with you Sam! After Chocolate shoved her thick cock up me, I've never felt such pain shoot up my spine. Sobered me up quick! A friend of mine, a singer for a hardcore metal band, once told me "you're not hardcore until you've taken a cock up you ass". He was right!!!

Looks like he won't be returning to his Florida retirement home for a while!

Wicked X-Ray.... Got to find any way to kill time to get to your trip! 23 days to burn for me!

I smoked A LOT of weed back in the day, and my friends always laughed that I would get so philosophical when I was high, first calling me foggy zen master, then just fog master! I adopted it for my "stripper/whore's email" and signed up to the boards with the same name.

Sounds like my kind of girl! Real tasty! Got her name and whereabouts? j/k

First heard of this tactic being used when I was in Brazil years ago. I always insist on showering with any "new girl" just to be extra careful!

Same same for me, I'm a real dick!

You should be halfway through the whole staff by then!

Best Bond: Sean Connery Best Babe: Luciana Paluzzi ("You made a shocking mess of my hair you sadistic brute")

Dude, didn't I just say I hate politics? What makes you think I'm going to waste my time reading this? You really need to start going to LOS more than once a year DT!

Sorry guys but I find the left and the right equally pathetic. All they've done is divide the country for their own pathetic needs. I find it best to avoid all of them. Dude, thats really sad...

God I hate politics...

Yeah, like that ALWAYS works!!! Wonder how much cream gets skimmed off the top of 2 billion baht?

Absolutely! Maybe we should start a Bond thread so I don't jack this one with my explanation!

Don't think Guitar is fat but she sure is thick.

Does this Bourne movie suffer from the Paul Greengrass shaky camera syndrome? I can't stand the way that twitchy fucker ruins a good movie with his spastic "cinematography"! I don't have high hopes for a return to Bond greatness after that abortion Quantum Of Solace. Right up there with Die Another Day of worst Bond films ever.

The poster looks good up on the wall Josh! I really should get them both postered up, but where would I put them? It's going to be a great party with an All-Star lineup of both LBs and BMs! Can't wait!

Who's number one at the top of that roster?!?

Columbian boyfriends... that explains it!

Ask Backdoor... she was one of his Snow White's!

Good to see Eye is back to the black hair look! If Eye's blond when I return I may just have to have a Gheng Bang!

C'mon Ice, do you really think I was serious! [media=] [/media]

Looks like I targeted the wrong week to quit drinking!!! It will be a glorious "Welcome back to Pattaya" party for BB!!! I'll be the goon in the bandana if you don't remember me!

My God FB, I got a stress headache just reading this tale of woe! Glad you came out OK and we didn't have to send a search party out for ya!