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Right, if we're still keeping this up as well, how about this, a bit out dated, but?.. And this... And then this...

Shit, I just got the month wrong!.. Cancel that.

What's my fucking mum doing in there!! Great I'll be in town for this one... Anyone else want to go... Might pull something if you wear a clean shirt?

Yeah, somebody else had better write in, the end of my pencil's wearing out... But seriously, why not write something, it's a forum & we've all got aliases, so mum won't find out! There's a really friendly bunch here & that isn't always the way of it... And maybe sometimes some of us might sound a bit harsh, but that's only banter.

Second thoughts!????... Or maybe a before & after?

That's it, you've got the strength of her PDogg!.. I'd need some heavy duty rubber gloves & can of car greese for what I'd like to do to her! I'd then reckon on doing a face full of drugs & climaxing by having her face down in the dirt & forcing some intense & meaningfull bum sex on her, just to chill down a bit... Afterwards! I'd like it if she could use some bad language on me too!

Ok, so we're gonna keep going with this Lefty... First up, Sonja Kristina - Curved Air, 70's British prog rock, if only they'd have teamed up with Brian Eno when he left Roxy Music, who could imagine how far they'd have gone... sorry, probably one for the Brits? Gabriella Cilmi on LATER Jools Holland BBC, (Maybe I've done a bit too much name dropping already, but Jools is actually an old mate of mine, maybe a few of you from accross the pond should check out his music show 'Later'... you won't regret it! Mary J. Blige - No More Drama... I wanna stuff this lil' black chick!!! Kate Bush... Yet again... She deserves it, getting her music played again, that is! Marrian Faithful... Better than John Lennon's version, any day!.. Can anyone name the Pink Floyd man playing with her? Torrie Amos... 'Smells like teen genitals'? Pattie Labelle... What a voice... Shame it's such an ugly cunt! Lizz Wright - Old Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjAXFce7sSA Goldfrapp - Ooh La La And I'll wrap it up now with Ammie Whitehouse, I thought she was a real wanker until she did this... But now...

Oh, I'm so stupid... I forgot this one... Her name's Spike

Fuck it... And more... Ella again, Phoebe Snow, Lucina Williams... And finally the fantastic Linda Thompson, in my opinion the best remaining English female folk singer, even better than Maddy Prior http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPppZQhyC9o

Funny you should say that Lefty, before my dad married my mum he used to date an 'accordian' playing Television dollybird of her day... Those days you you couldn't just be good looking you had to have a talent, do something... Ride a unicycle, spin plates, rip up phone directories, turn your eye lids inside out, fire a crossbow backwards, something, anything... But you couldn't just stand there & be good looking And if BB is readin this, Karl does exactly the same thing with me whenever I'm about to leave... The bastard starts playing my tunes & I end up going home just as the fuckin' bin cleaners come out.

Good call Larry, BB & Farangbah with Ella Fitzgerald, Dusty & Debbie Harry... Here's a few of mine... In no particular order, could have done loads more, but you've got to stop somewhere... Bonnie Raite Dianna Ross with the Supremes, before she became Micheal Jackson, or he became her?.. Can't remeber? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHnjSyzQr7M Nina Simone... My dad always thought she was a bit bassy, but she does it for me.. Kate Bush... I used to rent an industrial unit off her dad (He was actually my GP) & I fitted a bath in her house once. Anyway a pal of mine who was infatuated with her demanded that I bring him along for the day & he really frightened the shit out of her with his intense staring & salivating... The she still ain't said hello to me since. Here she is at her b est when being produced by William Orbit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-HiDZ1MqWo And Grace Slik... Of course! And finally for now Carla Bruni... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyMG0z0FZY Enjoy

Anyone seen a Ruskkie in a Ladyboy Bar yet?

5555 :lolu: :lolu: And here's the belated +1 you asked for the other day! Maybe I'm not the most responsible FM to have walking about with a bag full of +1's... But I just like spreading the love man!

You got me going now BB... If there's one thing I do like it's an Irish tennor... And this is my absolute favorite, Josef Locke... Anyone like the Cheiftans??

Here's one for that might be a bit more for the Brits, but with a Paddy's day connection... It should be dead easy to guess... Anyway, here's three quotes from a film that just kept them coming:- “They kept it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van... There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there?.. Going out like a raspberry ripple”. “What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean”? “The Yanks love snobbery. They really feel they've arrived in England if the upper class treats 'em like shit”. Has for the last quote, it was from the original 1954 film, 'Richard the Third' with Laurence Olivier... Anyway, I've decided to go a bit more low brow as that seems to be the way of things.

Here's a joke for Paddy's day! What has an Irishman & a negro got in common?

I'd have gone for that if you hadn't have put all those 'yadas' on the end Sam... I thought all you lot knew about confessionals? Anyway, the thing about posts!... The actual number of posts doesn't really mean much at all, at all (Patrick Day joke), because you've got posters like Sam & me who chirp in with quick quips & then you've got someone like KenW who writes essays which are compiled in editions... And then you've got blokes who put bags of pics up & generate lots of traffic in spite of it not totaling many posts... So maybe the 100 post thing shouldn't mean that much. And as I consider anything on the profile to the left of our written posts is connected I'll add that we've now seen first hand living proof of how certain incredibly unscrupulous Fm's can keep dobbin' their mates on a whim & thus creating a pseudo perception of attained kudos, making themselves some sort of mini cognoscenti in a very small pond... pretty sad! I believe that only the very experienced, proven & respected practitioner/FM should be given the authority to hand out rep points on merit & sheer tenacity only, making it a badge of excellence & a beaker that can be proudly shone out to the rest of the international LB luvin' community for all to see!!... They're not chocolate biscuits

I didn't mean THAT type of huge!.. Bloody hell, you lot have got one thing on your minds!!!

Ye Fenian baaaaaastaaaaaards... Ye!!... Have a good one! I've said it before & I'll say it again PDogg... It's the catholic schooling that does it!

This is what I need on my recently deceased 'Nasty bald spots & alopecia thread'... This is 'gold' got any photos man!

Don't say that, he sounds fuckin' huge!!

You rock too 'Big Boy'! When you get to the traffic lights at the crossroads of South Pattaya Rd & the Second Rd keep going towards Soi VC, Jontiem way... And Mr Shing's will be on your right near the big hotel where Taliban hang about smoking the hubbly bubbly & stuffin' fat birds... You can't miss it, but I will endeavor to dig out a business card for you at any rate. BTW, Singh (I spelled it wrong) is the Shik surname by which all boys are named at birth, if they wish to change it that is permissible, but Singh will then become the middle name... They're the fighting Indians, I doubt if you'd find one of them donning a mini skirt like a Chinaman!?.. Not unless he was on a mission, of course? Failing that I'm on sabbatical in Patts from the 30th of this month so I could drag you in there, if you so wish?