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I'm sorry, my mother was a lady tailoress & I'm half Italian... It's in the 'jeans'... Get it??? Fuck me, I'm throwing em' away.

Cunts who follow fashion!!!.. Especially old cunts who go to Pattaya for their holidays FFS! Start trends, don't fukin' follow them... Or abstain. Gripe No 28566986458668- Cunts who think they've got taste, but haven't!! Fashion is a style dictated to you by some 'Euro poof' with a 2B pencil stuffed up his arse... If you're silly enough to follow it, then your more of a prick than even he is! Fukin' stab them in the face... I'd like to pull every last remaining piece of flesh off their faces & then make them eat it, before I pull their ears around the back of their silly 'haute coiffured' fukin' heads & then tie a fukin' knot with them... That's before I march them down the road by the scruff of there silly fukin' tattoooed necks & make them buy a gingham blouse. AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CUNTS, CUNTS, CUNTS, FUKIN' CUNTS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! No taste is good taste, otherwise have some fukin' style. CUNTS!

I think you've just answered your own question, Swedeman. NB. The first one's sad... The second one's even sadder

Fuck BB, someting's just oozed out of the side of my shorts! I think this could run for as long as the 'soul' thread did... Good mornng gents. The middle one looks photoshoped, but I've had my beagle eye go all over it for a close inspection & it looks real enough to me.

Leave him alone 4:17, he got me pissed once in Stingfellows nightclub (London) , becasuse I went up to hime & told him that I was skint & then kindly asked him to buy me a beer!!!... About three weeks later when I offered to buy him a drink back he got me pissed again.... He's not just a 'Hawk'God' .. He's a fukin' nice bloke too! Loved him since I was 11 yrs old & 'Silver Machine' changed my life... I'm sure he's one of us too! Im English & I can't stand the cunt!

I think different types of criteria, even for the different types of relationships within the realms of P4P... But at the end of the day, whatever way you want to look at it, you're walking into a one sided contract, unless you want to fuck around as well, in which case it'll be falling apart, sooner rather than later. If you want a real relationship, which is incredibly rare with a Thai partner, even outside our little world, then you've got to take her out of P4P & either live with her here, or in your own country... PERIOD! If you don't, you're going to be lied to, you'll be respected less & less as time goes on & you'll be used a door mat... PERIOD! At any rate, firstly, you've got to define what a 'relationship' is & then make sure that you & your ladyboy friend are both on the same page with this???? And then could she 'honestly' get her head around concepts like, give & take, working together, sharing goals, building for a future, being a real partnership, supporting one another, fidelity, loyalty etc, ect, etc... You see, the problem there is that they'll nod in agreement with you while paying no more than bare, minimal, lip service to these concepts, which are mostly not even within their remit... This is Asia, & the man/husband isn't required to do much more than bring home the bacon... After all, our ideals of marriage & romantic relationship are a bit 'Mills & Boon' for this bunch, same as they would have been for 90% of westerners before Edwardian times. And funnily enough, I had a situation a little while ago where an LB (who you actually know) was really pushing hard to be my girlfriend, but she wasn't willing to fully take herself off the P4P market, because I wasn't 'yet' offering to become a sponsor (& I wouldn't have, for a multitude of reasons), her not wanting to 'yet' give up P4P & her Facebook fan club being amongst them! Now, she likes to maintain as high a public profile as she can & whatever she does somehow becomes very public, whether by her orcestration or not... And man, that would have been way too much for me to deal with, but she just didn't get it, THEY DON'T!.. So I was happy to walk away & retain my dignity before the inevitable liaisons with others happened. So for the duration of our 'friendship' I was very happy to stay in the background, because if they have been in P4P for any amount of time then they will have probably lost virtually all sense of shame or embarrassment & most importantly what that means for 'US'! So personally, I feel your self respect is where it should be Swedeman... And as for the others who are so insecure that they need to declare 'boyfriend' status for an active P4P whore... I'm not going to be mean enough to say what I think. I'll have a real relationship, mind, body & soul, or stay on my own, thanks!

Happy Saturday... And you enjoy your weekend too, ChaseLB!!!.. Man, I think I've got to get down to Patts in the next couple of weeks & have a go at this one... I really haven't got a choice in this anymore. She's fast becoming my favorite pin up... She's smokin'!!!

Yes... Yes... Yes... And...? Oh, & by the way... Ive been pumping up another GG, this time a middle aged 'Korean Cougar'... But maybe that don't count as it's a non 'Thai' in Thailand??.. Can I claim that one BB??.. She calls me her 'Horny Street Dog'!!

Ok, a clue... It's probably the one that you say has been closed for eight years, it's been closed for about six years actually, but now I'm being pedantic... Come on BB... Name, think of all those chocckie biccies if you get it right.

Funny you should ask BB, I'm still pinching myself regarding the amount of freebies since I last posted & that's well over a year ago now! With regard to the LB dating sites, I haven't really ventured down that alley yet, but that's just because I just plain & simply haven't have the time... But that said, I did get a little GG girlfriend from 'Badoo' who actually owned an LB cabaret in Hua Hin (three +1's & a pack of chocolate biscuits if you can name the venue BB, c'mon you dodged the question last time I asked)?.. Anyway, in six months she took a total of 2,000 baht off me... And she still rings!!! I might even have her round one day this week to clean the house for 300 baht & I'll probably 'turk' it at the same time??! And then there's Fakbook, Fartbook, Facepoop or whatever else you want to call it, where I got together with a now 'semi' retired, former Pattaya LB regular of mine & we had a protracted thing for about 7 months, (I say protracted, because she was pushing for a bf & I was batting it off for a multitude of reasons, her Facebook fan club amongst them)... Now, she's actually known for being expensive & a bit too professional... But none of you would believe what she was coming for & how much she gave physically & of her 'self', for free, so I won't even say!.. Because you really wouldn't believe it. (Has the cat's out of the bag now on PLB & I really don't want to go back for seconds, I might as well fess up here & say who it was, it's 'Tall Oil) And then there was the après relationship splurge... And 'Fak me' I just couldn't believe my luck, maybe because I'd just had a load, they could smell it on me... I've had the former No1 around here (Patrick's special friend) coming around just to get away from the ole' man... She even jumps on me when he goes to the toilet, if I'm visiting theirs!!! And then we have Sassy Bar in Loi Kroy Rd... Where I met up with 'Bubba' after offering to show him how to dodge a bar fine on this forum... I went in there at last knockings one night feeling really deflated & old & these feelings were only made worse when I saw the mamasan/owner getting chatted up by some male model looking 'muscle' in his early twenties... "It's all over now, I've had it", I thought... And I was wrong, she turned around looked at me & said, " I Like YOU, him bullshit"... "Fuck", I thought!!.. I then explained that I was short of cash & she said, "Don't worry, just buy me some drinks", to which I replied, "but you're an alcoholic" & she said, "Don't worry, I can control it"!.. And good to her word, three drinks later she took me back to her place, with no bar fine to pay, & I fucked it for free all night long on her 70's style water bed & into to the next afternoon too!! And then when I finally got to meet Bubba in there some weeks later, the star LB of the bar 'Wan' offered me 500 baht to cum in a shot glass so that she could drink it!!!!.. Well unfortunately I was taking a bit to much time trying to ejaculate into this glass at the end of the bar, that she took pity & bought me the largest gin & tonic you've ever seen in your entire life, it was like a fukin' flower pot full... And then later that night she said, "Come back to my place for 500 baht, no bar fine"... So I did!!! Jezuuuuuuuuus that Gin & tonic alone must have cost way more than that. And what's more this can all be verified by Bubba who was sitting right next to me! Has Foggy says, it's one of the advantages of living here... Apart from the fact that you get in on a far friendlier basis you do get more of those 'right place, right time' moments. Here's a photo of the lovely 'Wan' from someone's trip report on 'that other forum'.. Many thanks whoever you are!! & a +1 & a small glass of shandy if ever our paths cross, if youre out there I hope you don't think it too cheeky of me... And also a picture of her that I drew quickly on Friday night for her birthday... Pretty, little, cum guzzling, floozy!

Thanks for that Ninewives!.. Now I'm starting think about it, I seem to recall reading something along the same lines. Anyway, I'd all but stopped looking at western trannies until this this niche' started to get so popular... Now, for me at least 'photographically', these teenie, gender benders, are running away with the game... However, I'm not sure a man of my age would get the equivilent of a 500 baht knee trembler off of any of this lot.

I did!

This is a bit like being little boys in a playground swaping & showing each other their football cards, isn't it.. It sort of somehow seems just as inocent too. It was the whole 'trap' thingie that got me into this stuff... The connotation of the word is obvious, but has anyone got a propper definition for the phrase... Who coined it? Anyway, it still seems a bit weird getting into this stuff from a lounge in Northern Thailand... And yeah, I've got a feeling this thing will just keep on running Here's a few more of mine BB

BUT MOST OF ALL.... THIS!!!!!

AND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so Katies now off the list... Maybe I'd best stop sending her all those naked photos of myself. Anyway, time to pick myself up off the floor... I LIKE THIS ONE!!!!

So that must be somewhere around 700 barfines DK... Jezuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz, you must have started at a very young age.. I'd certainly like to be a couple of bar fines behind you, even a couple of hundred! As most know, I'll dodge a barfine without compuntion, but that said, so many different things come into play, like... How well have I been treated, both now & before?.. How much money has been put into keeping the show on the road?... Have the girls got higher saleries to be paid?... What time of the night is it?... Is the owner an arsehole?... Is the owner my mate?.. Where's the location?.. Are those irresistable, gorgeous, puppy dog eyes in the window looking directly at me?... What mood am I in?... Do I want to play up & act like an aresole?... Everything gets factored in, one way or another! Opposite to what most might think, I will actually pay a heavily weighted barfine from time to, just because I figure it's the right thing to do... And there it is in a nutshell, treated right, I wouldn't dream of stiffing the owners of a bar for a barfine, regardless of whether or not it happens to be Thai or Falang owned either. And if I really like a girl I'll nearly always pay her bar for the next night too even if I'm in two minds whether to take her again or not... Maybe just to see if I get trumped or not?.. It helps to sort out who are the real sweethearts.

Nah sorry mate, got to go & be a best man at some other cunt's wedding. Our little cuddle will have to wait for now... Christ, I'm so glad you haven't got a thick skin!

Why the fuck has some cunt opened this thread when we already have this one?... "How About A Little Passion You Fu**ing Wankers"! Get in & really have go!!!.. And stop being fukin' pussies... And that's the bastard lot of you! And why the fuck did I have to tread in fukin' cat shit this morning!!! And who the fuck gobbed all over my motorbike seat last night... Was it you Sam? And why the fuck is Katie Ayanami now living with some fukin' spastic in L.A?!!.. AGGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! And why did both my fukin' pen sets, in both fukin' graphics packages that I use for work, fuck up this morning???.. And right at the fukin' end of a deadline... YOU FUKIN' ANSWER ME THAT!!!!... So now you know why I'm wasting time here this morning! And who the fuck recently hero'd me to my ex???.. Was that you again Sam???.. Anyway, think I give a fuck?.. Well I don't & that's why this one's at the bottom of the list, even below the cat shit, you... you... you... Really silly person of no consiquence!!! But what I really want to know is... Why don't I wake up with a steaming great erection any more???? And finally, when the fuck are you going to get some better emoticons for this fukin' site???

FUCK!

Here's a few more of her...

Awhoooo, what a bummer BB (or, at least it might have been if it was one of ours)!!!.. Superb looking chick all the same, I've just pulled myself around the living room floor again a few more times watching some of her knickker & panty vids... Really nice stuff Just out of interest & whilst still not proving anything, #28 That face is most definitely photoshoped! Along with the dick on #54 (I had a damm good look at it). Anyway talking of 'Traps', the original 'Dark Trap' Katie Ayanami is most definitely my favorite... What I wouldn't give to go three rounds with this lil' minx. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Been going a bit this way myself lately... Kinda strange thing to do when living in northern Thailand, I just hope that I dont start working all the hours God gives & saving real hard just to start doing loads of cash flying back to the UK to try & stuff some of these creatures ??.. Now that would be considered dumb even by my standards Pic #12 is utterly fuckin' fantastic BB!!!.. I've pilfered the picture myself & sullied most of the living room furniture matsurbating over her... You wouldn't have seen any more of her by any chance???

Man, this is all just so mean!... Chucking mud at a customer's despicable... But stealing biscuits as well?!!.. I'd have stuck sticky toffee apples in her hair for that, I really would have done. Everyone's got a right to be upset & cocerned about this.

Yeah, me too, when I was advising the UN... We call it the James Bond syndrome ... Or more specifically, if you're a Brit... The Mr. Ben Syndrome... DC or the Pimp & BD will defininetly get that one.