Yesterday, BB and PD and I were discussing various ways that people die in Thailand. I found an article about it that scratches the surface, and I know a few other ways that are used by locals. I can post the ones I've heard used, if people are interested.
I bring it up here as I find the topic fascinating, especially as sometimes the person who arranges the "off" is doing it as a favor (sometimes unknown) to the person they viewed as being "unjustly harmed." If you GF has crazy friends, you might want to leave the country if you have intentions of creating a situation that might upset a her, as her friends might do her the favor of eliminating you.
Anyway, here is the article.
http://www.wowasis.com/travelblog/?p=1427
Murder for Hire in Thailand: a few good ways to die if you’re careless
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WRITTEN BY: HERBRUNBRIDGE - JUN• 15•10
It’s conventional wisdom in the expat community that you don’t want to run afoul of Thais in business dealings, because it’s a good way to lose one’s life. But it’s not just expats that lose their lives, it’s Thais as well. This WoWasis post describes most popular ways of murdering people, the activities of some of the groups that have been held historically responsible, and our suggestions for avoiding situations that are conducive to westerners getting murdered.
Expat murders
Expats are often murdered by being pushed off buildings, generally from the balconies of their own high-rise apartments or condos. The general rule is for the murderers to pay off the desk security people to look the other way and disable the security camera. That way, so one sees the perpetrators going up and down the elevator, and the recording gap in the security tape can always be explained away as a temporary power failure. Occasionally expats will be gunned down by pillion rider son motorcycles, but it’s messy, as there may be witnesses, and it can’t be explained away as a suicide or accident.
The price paid for murdering someone can be as low as $50 USD, but that’s for a simple street murder. It costs more if security personnel have to be paid off. To murder an expat, a Thai generally uses the resource of a gang with murder expertise. In the countryside, gangs operate under the kamnan system, and are generally known to locals. An effective way to murder an expat in Bangkok is to contract with a gang operating upcountry. The city of Korat (Nakhon Ratchasima), for example, is legendary for its gang activity. A contract is negotiated, and a gang member simply takes a bus to Bangkok, commits the murder, and is back on the bus within a couple of hours. If the gang member does the job efficiently, death is ruled accident or suicide.
Thai murders
A great way for a Thai to get murdered is to become a politician. In the December 15, 2008 issue of the Bangkok Post, writer Wassayos Ngamkham provided an interesting exposé of a few of the Central Plains and southern gangs that have some proficiency in assassinating political leaders, an activity that ramps up during election period, as rivals attempt to do away with each other. According to Deputy Crime Suppression Division (CSD) chief Prayon Lasuea, gang members are under the protection of “influential figures,” a catch-all term commonly used in Thailand to describe political and business individuals that routinely work outside the law, and are deeply entrenched in their own communities. Prayon even divulged the going pay rate for assassinations, ranging from 30,000 baht ($926 USD) for a villager, to 500,000 baht ($15,435) for a politician or businessman.
Murder by the numbers
Overall, we feel Pol. Col. Prayon’s numbers are a bit inflated, as economic factors will often dictate lower fees for murders and assassinations, particularly when westerners are the targets. Detective Warren Olson, in his book Confessions of a Bangkok Private Eye (2006), states that the going fees for most murders are 20,000 baht ($617 USD) for a Thai, 50,000 baht ($1,542 USD) for a westerner. Police, particularly the CSD, tend to get involved when a Thai businessman or politician is murdered, but somewhat less so when the victim is a westerner, unless he or she is a famous one. In the case of nearly all murders, witnesses are conspicuously absent, or not forthcoming with information that could get themselves potentially involved in a police investigation, or worse, in serious trouble with a gang member. Gangs have been known to include former members of the CSD, which suggests that by greasing the rights palms, gang members would potentially have access to police databases and investigative reports.
Our suggestions
There are two classic ways for westerners to get murdered in Thailand. One is to have a romantic relationship with a Thai, and have a life insurance policy that the individual knows about. Somewhat insidiously, the victim may never know an insurance policy is taken out. Thais are victims of life insurance scams, too. The Bangkok Post of December 18, 2008 reported that Natthakarn Anamarn, a 58 year old former nurse, received a 20 year jail sentence for insurance fraud (but not for murder) for falsifying insurance documents on her late husband. She had taken out 18 life insurance policies for him, totalling 40.645 million baht ($1,254,669 USD). This was the second of her husbands to die under mysterious circumstances (he was apprently drugged prior to an auto accident, and later died at home, the victim of poisoned coffee), and she collected insurance money on the first one as well.
Another great way to end one’s life prematurely is to have a business relationship with a Thai, wherein the Thai stands to make more money if the westerner is dead, rather than alive. An example would be a joint business venture that has suddenly become successful, and the Thai wishes to buy out the westerner’s share in the business. If the westerner refuses, he or she could be potentially in serious jeopardy.
Thais love to smile, laugh, and have a good time. But don’t let the brilliance of a beautiful smile blind your good judgment.
