farangbah

After a session today I'll never forget, I was thinking, as is often my wont, to take it easy tonight and pick up some eats for home, despite the allure of running around Nana with FM and BDS... Where I grew up, we drove to the supermarket, loaded up on groceries for the week and went home. Here in Asia, there's a premium on freshness, and a general heightened appreciation for the daily food shopping. Living in Japan, perhaps the most rigid and demanding food culture in the world, I learned to not only do, but appreciate the daily visit to the market. Here in LOS I try to time my visits to the local food market (a different one from Japan altogether) to that magical time known as dusk, when Day Guy passes the baton to Night Guy, and anything seems possible, and when all the girls of the night are headed out all gussied up... So it was tonight, as I headed out, spent, after an unforgettable tryst and just wanting a bite and a quiet evening. I leave my building, round the corner, and now with a perspective down the driveway, I see only one other person, backlit, but with the hair flip and exaggerated sashay of an obvious ladyboy coming towards me. I'm coming to near the end of my lease in this place, and frankly I've been disappointed that I didn't get into more funny business while I was here. The only thing even worthwhile mentioning was one long freebie from a less than attractive freelancer several months ago, who was only there for a bit, house-sitting her friend's place while she was traveling with sponsor. So, I pass this girl, on the opposite side of the street, and she looks at me and says, "Hi, Farangbah!" I suck with names, but I'm a marksman when it comes to facial recognition. And she most certainly didn't register. The whole standing in the street, pointing and postering thing later, it turns out she's the girl with the sponsor who was out on holiday. "How did you know it was me?" I ask. "My friend send me photo (didn't remember that happening, the photo). But she do bad to me, we not friend now. I have your number (produces it). Can call you?" I'm thinking, hmmm... She's not remotely my type, but a free revenge-fuck, without having to leave my building complex might be nice... But then she says, "But I not same like her. Not have cock..." So, I ask you, fellas... Would you take a random freebie from the postie next-door that's not your type, just for the hell of it...? Only in LOS...

Awesome! Those kinds of pics are often the most titillating... And when you can manage to get yourself invited to tag along, just about as exciting as it gets in life... Gonna try to make it down for the partay tomorra, mate, but may have other cummitments...

Soi 13/1, just off of 2nd Rd, on the right side is that handy little pharmacy. A rather bodacious one of ours has been working there for a good few months now. She seems to like the things I buy...

Touche! (I'll let you win anytime so long as you stay off the locks, dude, seriously... )

I just wanna take a moment to give a shout out to you fellers trying to snazz up the place. There must be a fair share of headaches that come with it. But the New Content functions already seem to be better, and the log-in asked me some new options that will hopefully help. So, you guys get an "E" for effort thus far... Cheers...

Good one, I will admit...! And even more funny when it comes from two well-known bottoms, who don't "wear the pants" in their own relationships... one guy who thinks it's still witty to wear his glasses upside-down, and another who goes out on a "day out" in head-to-toe, all-white, matching themed soccer attire. Those who live in glass houses (wear denim, in tropical climates) should not throw stones... Happy to school you on my unique and very-functional-for-Thailand custom-made sets anytime, lads... Any other fashion gurus in the house? The Farangbah Fashion Police are ready and willing to start handing out citations...

Glad to see you're on the mend, friend! Good hanging out the other night...

If another of you checkered-pants wearing faggots asks me "Do you play golf?" I'm gonna shove a sand wedge where the sun don't shine... PS -- Nice usage of Mr. T, Mr. Thaibound!

Great. Fucking. Time. Last night, dudes! Good times, great unis... Really enjoyed myself, cheers! But I'm a sucker for a girl in uniform... Great turnout of punters (having the likes of dignitaries like JaiDee and Juri under one roof is hats off), girls frisky, pig skewered, tough to beat... Cheers, gents. Much obliged... [cue in: "Haze Me" pics....]

Passed by the sand lot on third road (not quite the same in the cold light of day, innit?) -- your sign, pictured above, is proudly displayed outside. Looks like it's the first for me...

No poster outside the school as of today...

In the name of science and a cancer-free society, I tried this this morning. Sadly, couldn't work out the logistics. And now my poo shoots out sideways...

That is awesome news! Here's to hoping for confirmation...

Christ on a bike, isn't there some sort of Emergency Response System that can be put into place? I'm trained in EMS and triage. Perhaps we should install a direct line, a la The Bat Phone, straight to my headquarters, so that I can be on the scene lickety-split, when such instances occur...

Or, you could just turn Chocolate sideways...

Can we get a reconfirm on the gals going on down from Guess for the BBQ...? Be much obliged...

Yes, please! Dear Lord, it's good to be alive and living in Thailand...

Forget your password?

Popped into Cockatoo last night, and the people have spoken: They've done something about the lighting. Kinda hard to explain, but they've put a kind of filter on it that looks like that old game when we were kids where you'd get a black sheet of paper and poke colored pegs through it and illuminate the shape/picture from behind. Anyway, it's easier on the eyes. Talent was ok, mildly LD-pushy, mostly polished types. Odette has this dope new Cyndi Lauper-esque blonde lid. No tum-tum with "My Dom" on it was spotted...

There was a thread for a second about "What do you see when you click View New Content?" that got locked after one reply. I do not see what that post saw, with the yellow. I just cleared my cache and logged out closed the window, logged back in and the homepage is yellow, as it the home forum page, but the New Content page is still a yellow banner at the top with some review pic links, and then the rest all still looks like LBP, all blue. Also, it seemed like the editing choices (like bold, underline, etc, plus the emoticons) were available for the quick reply option last night, but they're not there now. And on a smaller note, for what it's worth, I started a thread and the title didn't keep my capitalization. I had Made "RIP" and "MCA" all capitals.

It's kind of a strange thing, mourning celebrities. But this one has me a bit gutted. I grew up with the Beastie Boys. I wanted to be a Beastie Boy. I was a freshman in high school when Licensed to Ill came out, and they've been with me ever since, practically a running soundtrack to the lives of myself and all my various circles of friends. He was an artist of the people. He grew up from his precociousness and tried to make a difference. That first Tibetan Freedom Concert was one of the most amazing musical experiences of my life. Living in New York, it seemed like I used to run into that dude everywhere, on the street, in the subway, with his wife (asian, props), and his daughter. Hell, I even ran into him in front of the Casino Monte Carlo in Nice, France. Got a dope pic of us, too. He was so cool. The fucking Beastie Boys. Original. And fucking awesome. One of my all-time favorites. It's very sad to know I'll never see them or hear another original Beasties record again... Rest in Peace, MCA. You deserve it. You gave us so much enjoyment... [Apologies if this is a bit sappy. I'm rather surprised myself how much it's affecting me... ]

Thanks for the intel, FB. Wish they had more. In the last 24 hours, it looks as if my summer plans have changed. It's not perfectly on-topic, but as this thread is the most current, I hope I can throw out a question here... I've never actually booked an international round-trip flight originating in Thailand. Are there any sites or resources that are best other than the usual? Also, are any sites/parties particularly conducive to being able to choose your own layover destination? Long story short, ideally, I'd like to fly to the east coast of the States via Narita (Tokyo), and be able to extend my layover by a few days each way. Any advice or input is greatly appreciated. Cheers, fb

Ah, Foggy, you nailed it on that one... Rarely do you feel a more exhilarating feeling than after a big ride (sorry, but LBs included)... And there's no better way to see a new area than on a bicycle, pure and simple...

Ok, we get it already. It's so witty...

I pity the fool that race against you! Being a bit of a biker myself, as you know brother, the first thing that comes to mind is those "Goo" packets. Jokes aside, they hit your system quickly and provide a real boost, especially for a short sprint like that where you're gonna be high on cadence. I've been relatively surprised at the quality of bikes (road) and shops I've seen in BKK. May want to google a list of shops and call em up. Might be too late to have them imported... Good luck, stallion! Pedal like the wind...