blind boy grunt

and on behalf of Emmy, welcome to her club BM wastyhank...

mask update! well after the Concorde mask of the previous night i have to say that QG is quickly becoming the Jean- Paul Gaultier of mask fashionista. Last nights miracle of engineering seemed to be of a submarine design. With a conning tower complete with some sort of escape hatch at the front. i want one! could smoke without removing the mask... just open the hatch! can't wait for the next one......

sunday QG? it was said last night. yup... give those test bollocks to me, i'll take care of them. i guess she just means take a photo- which will automatically be saved in wherever photo's are saved in your iphone

unbelievably... yes.

saw him last night! actually, i saw him coming from 100 metres away. Strangely, his mask arrived 15 seconds before the rest of him did. I've never seen one quite like it. I thought it must have been designed by Boeing or the people who built Concorde. I'm still unsure if he hadn't stolen it from an Ant-Eater. Honestly i felt like a Bowery bum with my bit of old rag that i've been using for the past year. But, good to see the old boy again. Looking well he was, what bit could be seen anyway. And along came PD! I wondered what him and QG would talk about [ i should have known really....] Ho-hum, somehow their conversation turned to Covid, and then bizarrely French Kissing with Covid. I dunno about Quinn but i was baffled, i thought they were talking about doing strange things with Alain Breizh. Luckily Al wasn't there. After a graphic demonstration of French kissing by PD. Teya and Emmy starting a betting school laying odds as to whether Quinn or i would be the first to throw ourselves under a passing tuk-Tuk. I could see Quinn getting noticeably greener and i guess that i was too. but, being as Emmy in QGs honour was playing some country music for him, no tuk-Tuk drivers or indeed any vehicles at all were coming anywhere near. We live another day Quinn.

lily.

note the time change all you fishermen types. This is due to the bar having to close at 9pm. if you are around pop along and catch a whopper..

there's loads you can talk about,... loads, you can even put QGs favourite things together.. Here's one for you..."QG, how has Covid affected Country and Western music?" Quinn..."Yawn".. Grunt.. "Yawn".. Everybody in the bar..."Yawn".. QG. ."Well , it's been terrible PD, statistics show that 100s of 1000s of people are no longer listening to C/W. It's sad, some great new stuff out recently too.. here's one i'll sing for ya! this is by 'Dolly Saddles' she's from Oklahoma" 'My momma got corona, My Papa did too. My sister Fiona, she went out a - shopping to a place near the zoo. she got ravaged by a rampant Gorilla with a booster shot he did fill her" sing along PD! Covid and delta and Omicron. it killed my fambly now they are gone" ya cain't beat a spot of C/W..... "

the more i dig, the more i find... The same song, sung by Mandy Bingham who is David McWilliams daughter, She evidently performed this as a tribute to her late father exactly 50 years after his original was released in 1967.

sometimes you get lucky.. i suspect not a well known song nowadays, but i was thinking about it [the song] this morning, as i liked it way back when, and decided to see if it was on youtube, and lo and behold it was indeed. added bonus! David McWilliams was Northern Ireland born. The Days of Pearly Spencer. And if Quinn tells me that he used to sing it in folk clubs. i'm gonna hit him...

well, according to Sunny, he may as well be......... but anyway have a good flight today QG! oops..another clue Woodie...

all it is JSG is pure unnecessary panic from the Thai's.. They are not difficult to brainwash.. it is all very ridiculous indeed. One bar probably stuck a notice on the wall so others followed suit. All are confused by the constant mish-mash of petty rules and regulations announced by every person who loves to get his name in the papers. All this bullshit about 100s of 1000s with omicrud in Pattaya is just that.. bullshit and fear-mongering. oh my god! Talking about scaremongering...QGs on his way today.... PD! are you a-coming to meet him? what will you both talk about?....

okay Woodie...one more clue....

just another load of anti certain bar owners bullshit from fenton?

as far as i understand it all JSG. it's not up to you to prove anything at all. It seems that when you go in some bars the staff or boss does the test, [whatever an ATK may be] and they keep the result for when you go to the bar again. it also seems that if you have a jibby-jabby phone they will copy a picture of the result to you if you want one. so, it's the bars responsibility to check, not yours to provide proof. i imagine all this nonsense would get pretty wearing if you are a bar hopper type. I don't know about Pattaya itself but here in Jomty most bars have their regulars so once checked that's it for 3 days.. or maybe forever... noticed last night that already the 'you must be checked to come in here' signs are beginning to go.

Woodie Woodie Woodie... way off the mark! here's a picture clue ... and the kittens trying on their new outfits for when he mosey's into Emmy's..

and there is a hell of a tale to be told! but i won't.....

i haven't seen any either. certainly none at Emmy's. whatever is happening give it a few days and as ever it will stop.

it's hard work sometimes! i thought that you [quinn] had been checked by your soi 7 bar? and that they were checking all customers? i.e it's the bars responsibility to check, not the customers responsibility to be checked. and that check is valid in that bar for 72 hours?

as far as i understand it , but i think that Quinn knows more than me, it is not the customers as such being checked by the police, who are really checking that the bars are conforming to the latest insanity rules. i.e a customer goes in the bar and is checked and the bar owner/manager keeps the record. the customer can have a copy if he wants one but doesn't have to keep one. madness.

one of the LBs is 'Mind' ex Emmy's.

firstly welcome to Emmy's club, BMs Sexy69 and Vikon. a strange night last night pre-livestream. Emmy and pals entertaining us with a sing- a- song. followed by a certain moderator [no names but it wasn't Bumblebee] also singing. Which is when it became obvious that Elvis is still alive. followed by the same mod [not Bumblebee] upon seeing Teya emerge in her nurse uniform, started steaming from his ears, gazed into her eyes, held her hand and said " Teya, i would happily get covid if you would come and look after me wearing that uniform!" i assume that he meant that she should wear the outfit, not him. But, you never know. unbelievable! that he should say that... but it's true, Quinn heard him and was gobsmacked. Just to prove it, Quinn has signed a witness statement..

i'm not QG... Quinn is doing all the digging. Don't worry, no thanks required.

stop frightening Cowpoke! how do you know it's everywhere? you never go out... nowadays if people have the slightest sniffle then they have covid.. are they buying dodgy 7-11 test kits for 90 baht or whatever? actually probably no dodgier than the kits the professionals use, thinking about it. What is happening with people?.. how many cold viruses have people of our age lived through in their lives? dear god almighty! young Quinn had a 3-4 day bug recently, did he blab on about omicrud? no he didn't, just did as all most of us always did, stayed in and recovered naturally. Anyway Cowpoke, don't you worry, T.C.S.G... The Cowpoke Support Group, understanding that you are definitely coming have sprung into action! yes, we are here for you! relax QG! forget all the scaremongering stuff... already the group have nearly finished building a secret tunnel from the basement of your condo block to hopefully emerge via a shaft hidden behind Emmy's bar. We'll keep you safe! It's wide enough that you can wear the hazmat suit too! but unfortunately you'll have to leave the hoss behind. I say hopefully because it's a bit hard underground to tell which way we are heading. Being truthful you could just as easily emerge on Koh Larn i guess, but fingers crossed....

they can ease your pain.....