blind boy grunt

yes, i escaped your advances, thank god...

try to be driving a big truck when you do PD.

what a great informative post Soiboy! When the LBR resident cowpoke 'Kid Quietguy' reads that it will be like Krakatoa erupting in his pants. Mind you, maybe not, I've been reading recently that he has morphed into some kind of Cuban Troskyist. Do you know anything about berets with red stars Soiboy?

what ya talking about? that's the guy that rides the motorbike thing along Jomty beach road, selling insects and playing the drums to the blaring speakers.

At last! someone not afeared to tell it like it is! i always knew that there is something wrong with that Quietguy hombre, but could never put my finger on what. Even when he sat outside Emmy's giving a clenched fist salute and shouting ''Death to the imperialist yankee pig-dogs" whilst wearing a russian hoodie shroud-shirt, i just didn't click on. Even when he lifted his cowpoke stetson to reveal a beret underneath with a red star on the front, i didn't click on. Now i realise that he's in league with Satan, i reckon that he has been to the crossroads and sold his soul to the Devil. i don't know which crossroads but maybe the one at the end of his street. You think that you can fool us, Imp of Satan Quietguy, but Lance has sussed you out. The truth is revealed at last! Do you think i have forgotten the screensaver picture of Che Guevara on your new iphone? the one that you tried to convince everyone was actually Jim Morrison? Now that all makes some sense! You think that we don't understand the deliberate misinformation statistics stuff, scaremongering the U.S masses! Well i'll tell you that now we understand, you have been sussed Devil boy! and you were shite at ridin' hosses! Thanks Lance for for the well written truths you wrote, the truth has been told at last! i believe! I believe!

dunno Seven.. lost the key and can't open my trophy cabinet.

all this talk is scaring me... are you saying that i shouldn't be wearing old underpants as a mask? Not any old underpants i should say.. good ones, elasticated waist which holds the things airtight under the eyes. i do take care and ensure the fly-hole is buttoned and not open. i accept though that they are giorgio armani, not N95 whatever that may be. Okay, i'll have a look around the night market for proper N95 underpants. don't worry.

and on behalf of the boss... Emmy. Welcome to her club rxpharm. thanks for joining

Don't you be a-frettin' about QGs masks, works of art all. He is now the Jean-Paul Gaultier of the designer mask world, an enfant terrible of mask design. i will never forget how impressed i was with the one that seemed to be constructed from scaffolding tubes. It's very coincidental that QG recently purchased an Iphone too. I wonder if he also designed the new software for mask-wearers who own Iphones? wouldn't be surprised at all. I noticed that once he learned how to turn the phone on he became a man possessed.

wow QG! go for it! update your IOS... i'm guessing that is operating system? but could be wrong. Exciting news! Thanks Seven... i'm off out to buy an Iphone right now!

That's not a proper Hoodie russian style! they have to be see-through with arms that hang down to the knees...

I'm going to steal PDs thunder here with a very important news item! Lisa from Pinkcrack [whoever she and they may be] has signed a deal to become the international face of Chivas Regal. Due to Thai laws it will not include Thailand. Already the Thai authorities have stated that they will be probing Lisa. Obviously i had to google her and check her out, and personally i would like to probe her too.

they are not a legal requirement in Thailand Jimmy, never have been. Just with the mass panic reaction thing, you'd never get in a shop etc without wearing one. probably get the vigilantes after you too.

i won't. I can't see him reducing to 3 anyway.

he's not quite in the Cowpoke class yet, but getting there.

in Thailand? they will be wearing them here for the rest of their lives. Usual thing this morning , i went into a shop and the mask had slipped below my nose... mass panic ensued! PD without a mask is like a cowboy without a hoss... Won't happen... not unless his covid insurance pays for the amputation of it...

anything but fekin' Rhinestone Cowboy!

I only know about Emmy's PD, and as you know she is quite amenable to do so. i confess i don't understand the techno involved [usually i would just ask QG but he's off somewhere at the moment either rustling cattle or having his 15th booster shot] Am i correct? music can be played in Emmy's either by bluetooth connection between a smartphone and Emmy's portable bluetooth speakers... or also by cable connection from the phone to Emmy's laptop,which would entail the bars main speaker to be utilised?

good to hear Woodie. But i have some bad news.. I have cancelled Emmystock! I'm so sorry to tell you , but it was all becoming so difficult to organise. As you know i was envisioning a simple hootenanny concert. But you know what happens when people become rockstars? Ego happens.. that's what. Already i have had PD asking me to have an Elvis Las Vegas suit made for him or he won't perform. QG has said he will come but he wants a first-class return air ticket, plus a limo to meet him at Swampy. He also wants a hotel provided with a make-up expert on permanent call. Also he wants a new nose-bag for his hoss. BB and Ciobha are being more reasonable but still a bit demanding... they want two Dubliners style false beards. i can't afford all this Woodie! but never mind, if you and Sophia want to get up and sing a song.... no problem !

ah! no particular theme Woodie.. cause i don't have a clue who the Dicksy chicks are.. [you mean like Lily?] My PM messages and phone has been going crazy today. I feel like i'm Bob Geldof! I've had Bumblebee and Ciobha saying that they are coming over to do some Dubliners sea-shanties 'Oi took me boat in the bay today But Oi was whisky drunk Oi drove me boat into a rock... and now me boat is sunk...' welcome to Deaf Aid guys! I had a call from someone, the line was very poor but before we got cut-off i'm sure he said 'Hi, it's Luke from Manchester, and i will come and sing 'You'll Never Walk alone" Luke..if you are reading this , you are welcome!...

quite definitely not a good idea ! i'll leave the show to the Righteous 'vaccine' brothers [feat. The pelvis] plus Woodie and Cher. who knows who may come along? Bigger than Live Aid! Quinn, get your Geetar out! QG, bring your banjo! you can have a brothers slot and a solo one too... oh god, somebody shoot me...

good news Woodie [about you maybe getting over here] yes we discussed PD and QG being the Righteous Brothers, to be honest we are worried about QG hitting the high notes, or indeed any notes... but the idea is that Teya will crouch behind QG and i'll give her a nod when the high notes are due and she'll squeeze his bollocks hard. it should help. P.D, don't get any ideas, don't get too excited, you're the tall guy, you have to do the low notes.. sorry!

you are right of course Woodie. It is though possible that drinks may have to increase on planned music nights in Emmy's bar and music club! well not really planned, but as you know PD [the pelvis] recently stole the limelight there. Only to be followed by QG singing a song. We were impressed! Emmy said to me," QG, he was great.. he sound like Merle Haggard impersonating Dolly Parton impersonating Ozzy Osbourne impersonating The Chipmunks impersonating Marie Osmond impersonating Tiny Tim. With a bit of Cilla Black thrown in." actually though, thinking about it, it might have been me who said that... but anyway, later we caught a glimpse of Bill Medley and Bobby Hatfield singing 'you've lost the loving feeling' and we both realised that when QG gets back, him and PD could become the new 'Righteous Vaccinated Brothers' .. Sunday night concerts live from Emmy's Grand ole Opry What about when you get back Woodie? How about Wednesdays... you and Sophia any good at Sonny and Cher songs?

great singer Seven but i think Roy Orbison could claim the title. Anyway, strange topic this. What makes people think that Elvis is dead? i can inform you all that he isn't. only a few weeks ago i'm pretty sure i saw him doing a couple of numbers in Emmy's bar. Okay, the hair has gone but it was him. Belted out a Pinkcrack number too [i think]. Even removed his mask to do so !!!

bang on Quinn! the only thing i would ever say about Yorkshire is that it should be used as a Nuclear bomb test area.