bumblebee Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 While out with friends there is often a classic line that makes you chuckled or at least smile. I heard a quote yesterday while in the local butchers which is quite fitting for Los also. An old gent was going on about how his son married a girl from the Philippines, he was joking with one of the staff who is a Filipino and he said 'he seems happy in the relationship he thinks he has' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciobha Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 A friend of mine said recently, the morning after a night on the Guinness, " I was shitting so violently, the splashes almost knocked me off the toilet seat" Which leads me on to an all time classic, quoted I believe by Mr.Kim Loe " While in Thailand, never trust a fart"!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted May 21, 2016 Author Share Posted May 21, 2016 My brother recently described a girl he saw as having 'nipples like a chimp's fingers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaskanbear Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 the best one of all time . i no lie i love you from a thai bar girl lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimslim Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 A few years ago myself , Ciobha , Bumblebee and an old friend maybe known to some here as Big Mick were leaving my house to get into a taxi for a night out . Big Mick was talking about some ladyboy we knew and debating whether she was post op or not , just as I closed the front door he stood in the garden and said " Has anyone actually seen her cock ?" At precisely the same time my elderly next door neighbour was exiting his house and gave him an astonished look . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted May 22, 2016 Author Share Posted May 22, 2016 Regarding ladyboy relationships, it was once remarked 'if you never hear her fart..what else is she holding back?'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy69 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 11 hours ago, bumblebee said: Regarding ladyboy relationships, it was once remarked 'if you never hear her fart..what else is she holding back?'. I thinks that applies to any relationship .. To me best one is the classic one "Same same but different " But saying that English is been my second language,.some of the things they say makes more sense to me.. Translation and interpretation is two different thing...Thats the problem with most Thais ..They can translate but can't interpreter ..Just like a Google translator,,.doesn't make any sense most of the time ... Just like some one who is English asking for a light .!!!WTF you need fire for your cigarette not a fooking light... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted May 29, 2016 Author Share Posted May 29, 2016 "He is still going with that Greek GG..with the pussy." Anon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted September 24, 2016 Author Share Posted September 24, 2016 "It's not gay if the ladyboy holds you down while fucking you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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