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  1. Dude, I just love these fucked up Google translations. “Amidst the shriek" at the end was the best. Lol Poor dog, guess I shouldn't make fun, but I can’t help myself. I once worked on a case in court where some dude got busted for fucking a rabbit. It seems the rabbit did not survive.
  2. Thanks, man. Yeah, it all seems very sudden to me as well. Spoke to a visa expert the other day. Dude suggests I take another trip in a few months and visit her at home with her family, get some pics of me with her mom, etc. Then, after that, he thinks I have good shot of getting her into the US on a fiancé visa. I need to decide whether or not I wanna commit to this project. Honestly, I am leaning towards going for it. Wtf, I was looking around for a project to occupy myself with anyway, this certainly fills the bill in that regard. With a fiancé visa, they give you 90 days to see if you wanna get married or not. While chatting with Mel, I mentioned that I would be talking to a visa expert. She asked how it went with him. I have not told her about the fiancé visa. Told her I needed a day or two to process some things. Right now, our plan has been to get her passport, then see about getting her a visitor visa. Just trying to manage expectations. Don’t wanna get her hopes up, or promise anything I cannot deliver on. Not really sure what I’m gonna tell her. Do not wanna mention the fiancé thing just now. Think I will tell her that after doing a bit of research it seems getting a visitor visa seems highly unlikely. But, I would very much like to go and visit her at home for a few weeks, maybe in December or early January. The thing is, I have used all my vacation time from work. It will be difficult to get away for the time I need. Have enough sick time accrued, but will need some kind of doctor to authorize the time off. Getting someone to do that may prove difficult. I used to have a therapist that would sign off on anything I asked her for. All I have now is a GP who may or may not write me the note I need to get the time off. Think it might be worth finding and seeing a therapist for a while just to get him or her to authorize the time off. It’s not like I wouldn’t have lots to talk about with them.
  3. You bet. If we get that far, there will certainly be a pre-nup. I may lonely, horny, and wiling, but no way am I risking half my shit. It ain't much, but still . . .
  4. Well, things seem to be taking an interesting and unexpected turn. After doing a bit of on-line research, it looks like getting a tourist visa for my little sweetheart might be near impossible. Though, I might have to do more digging to really confirm that. Now, a fiancé visa might be more doable. Holy fuckoly, talking to a visa expert this evening. Had not planned on getting married . . . I guess, sometimes you just gotta say “fuck it” and take the leap. It’s like I just keep getting pulled in further and further. I guess loneliness can make you do crazy shit.
  5. What a joke. Holy shit there's sex for money happening-no way! I do believe I got the vapors. Where's my fainting couch? Perhaps the establishment in question failed to pay its proper respects to the local constabulary.
  6. ‘Ken ‘ell, that’s some serious hoop jumping. Trying to do the same in the US, given the current political climate, should be interesting. But, we are both down for the challenge. My biggest worry is that the little cutie will have her heart broken if we can’t make it happen. I have been doing my best to manage expectations, but still . . . She’s doing all the hard work with a great attitude. She’s quite the badass determined little trooper. I had no idea how involved this would be. We’re at the getting a passport phase of the operation just now. She’s had to do all kinds of running around here and there just to try and get that sorted. Once she’s got that then she needs to get her visa approved. The visa will be the tricky bit. Will keep you guys updated here.
  7. Thanks, WTC. Guess we’ll just have to see how things unfold and hope for the best.
  8. Hey, PD, was not sure if I should put this here, or start another thread. Anyway, being quite smitten by the lovely Mel, I asked her if she might like to come visit me during the Christmas holidays this year, and she said she would. Xmas is my least favorite time of year, so I thought it'd be nice to have lovely companion around to lighten the mood. So now, we're in the process of getting her a passport and then a visa. Not sure how difficult the visa application process might be. The passport bit seems pretty straight forward. Would appreciate any insight or advice from guys who have brought a ladyboy to farang land from the Philippines. Not sure if we'll even be able to make it happen, but will certainly give it a good try. Cheers
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  10. Loved that guy as a kid watching the OG Batman tv show. Funny story, it seems Adam West and the dude who played The Riddler were kicked out of a Hollywood orgy for remaining in their respective characters. “Well, I think one of my favorite memories is that Frank and I were invited to a party one night and we decided to go, a Hollywood party we didn’t know anything about. We were kind of laughing and having a few beers and said, ‘Let’s go over there,'” West said in a 2014 interview with Blastr. “We walked in … and it was an orgy. So I immediately went into the Batman character, and Frank went into the Riddler character, because we were getting the big giggles. It was so funny to us, what we walked into. And we were kicked out. We were expelled from the orgy.” RIP, Batman. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/308178/adam-west-kicked-out-orgy-gilbert-gottfried-podcast/
  11. Yes, they are. It seems, with the ones I met, there is genuine sweetness about them, I find quite irresistible.
  12. Finally made it home. Sick with a sore throat. On the plus side, my cat Walter is purring contentedly on my lap, and I'm pleasantly stoned, anhhhhh. Calling in sick tomorrow.
  13. The religion of peace. All three of those miserable Abrahamic death cults, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam have been the cause of untold human suffering for over two millennia. They all worship the same bloodthirsty, psychopathic monster, under different names, Yahweh, Jehova, and Allah. Fuck 'em all. Death to the demiurge and his archons.
  14. Philippine Airlines SUCKS! Got royally dicked. Flight out of Cebu was delayed. Spent 7 miserable hours at the fucking airport. Missed connector from Manila to LAX. They put me and the rest of the unlucky bastards up at a hotel. I raised a huge stink, both in Cebu and Manila. Demanded to be refunded my money for the return flight, or at the very least to get an upgrade to Business class. The fucking cunts would not budge. So now, it's Monday morning and I am waiting for the flight back to LA. All kinds of shit got fucked up becuase of the delay. I will NEVER fly Philippine Airlines again. And I will tell anyone who will listen how fucking horrible they are. Managed to keep my cool for most of the trip, until yesterday with the airline fuck up. Lost my shit
  15. Finally scored some Valium. Damn, have not been sleeping well at all. Will sleep tonight and on the flight back. Will be properly dosed, thank God! After taking a two hour bullshit taxi ride to nowhere, Cebu, in heavy traffic, looking for a clinic I found on Google Maps (fuck you very much), I figured, "fuck it, I'll try and find a croaker at Ayala Mall." After walking around that place for an hour, finally found a dude that would perscribe the goods. Stoked. Just had a proper dinner at the Marriot, now it's back to my airbnb and bed.
  16. Well, lads, the Moalboal, diving and ladyboy leg of this trip is drawing to a close. Mel and I are in the room waiting for the van to take us back to Cebu City and environs. She's been an absolute doll, will certainly miss her. I suppose it's a mixed blessing that the only way in and out of here from Cebu City is a three or four hour road trip. Would certainly be convenient if there were a small airport, but then that would certainly mean more development, more corporate shite, more crowds, and less "rustic charm." The plan for later today in CC is check into my airbnb and see if I might treat myself to a shave and a haircut, relax, grab a bite, and turn in early. Tomorrow's flight out leaves at 4:45 pm from Mactan to Manila, then back to LA. Guess I have most of the day tomorrow for . . .
  17. Mel, such a little sweetheart. Mel again. The first Kawasan Falls before the camera function on the iPhone took a huge dump. Went up to two more. The third one was the best. Beautiful place, sublime scenery and lots of butterflies.
  18. The name for this type of healer in Cebuano is Mananambal. So there ya go. Had a session with her a few hours ago. She massaged my hands arms and legs, and mostly my stomach. She hit some pressure points on my body. Explained that I had something out of alignment. What we would call an energy imbalance, my term not hers. Anyway, she realigned my stuff and said I would get better. After what I saw this morning I have no doubt at all. After a bit of inquiry, she says she has a spirit twin that she was born with that works through her. She was very adamant about explaining that it was not her, but her spirit twin, who has the power to heal. She is just a vessel that her healing/teaching spirit works through. She is very much what I would call "the real deal." Very lucky to have met her. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mananambal
  19. Ok, so having a great time with Mel, the little cutie from Pina Love. Feeling very lucky. Had some hot sex last night. Great bowl job and fuck. Came so hard both times. She's very sweet, giggles a lot. Totally passable, even to other Filipinos. Went out Kawasan Falls today and had a really fun experience. Sorry, the camera function on my poor iPhone has decided to pretty much stop working. The thing has taken a beating with all the diving and running around etc. Guess I should count my self lucky the thing is even still working. Will try and post a few more pics, if at all possible. Ok, so had an interesting experience at breakfast this morning. Mel had come down with some kind of skin rash on her arms, legs and face that she was all freaked out about. As we were having breakfast, she's asking all the hotel staff if they might have something for her. So one of the staff, Auntie Carmen, comes over, and very casually takes Mel aside, sits her down and sits right across from her. Then she takes Mel's hands in hers and then puts one hand on her forehead and another on her chest. Five minutes later-rash totally cleared up. My jaw hit the floor. Gobsmacked, I asked what they called this type of (what we would call energy work) and after a bit of back and forth they replied, I swear to god, "quack doctor." I was even more blown away after hearing that. I asked if they realized that "quack doctor" is a very derogatory term. It seems they did. Wow, just wow! Anyway, have an appointment with Auntie Carmen this afternoon to see if she might help with my insomnia. "Quack doctor," wtf! That term just speaks volumes about how any traditional healing modalities have been deliberately undervalued and vilified by . . . the corporate control system we call "Western Civilization." Well, that's my take, anyway. Will let you know how it goes with Auntie Carmen.
  20. $2,000 pesos. $40 US dollars. Went back and edited post.
  21. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
  22. Thanks, TM. So my last night in Cebu City, before heading out to Mactan, I had a very sexy evening with a gorgeous ladyboy. Picked her up at Ayala, outside Bo's Coffee. Offered her $2,000 pesos ($40 US) plus $200 for the taxi. Great. So, you know, I texted her and told I had a lovely evening. She replied in like manner. I figured that was that. Wrong. For the past couple of days she's been sending me texts telling me she loves me and misses me. At first, I simply replied that I thought she was a gorgeous girl, etc, but that I was leaving, and more than likely not coming back anytime soon, etc. Then she keeps calling me, but I have not picked up the phone. I feel kinda bad. Is she bullshitting me, trying to play on my emotions, what? I never promised her anything other than what I had offered her. Feel like a dick for not picking up the phone, but I do not wanna deal with some emotional scene. Anyway, another ladyboy has confirmed that she is coming out to Moalboal tomorrow. Very much looking forward to that, just hope I'm up for it. Been dealing with ear issues, more than likely related to all the diving I've been doing. Did not dive today. Not feeling exactly %100 because of that and not sleeping much. Went into town today to see if I could get some Valium, or one of its analogues, but did not have any luck. Have ambien, but that shit ain't working. Did I mention cannabis withdrawals are no joke? I feel like the Lloyd Bridges character in the movie Airplane. "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
  23. Have seen a lot of turtles while diving here.
  24. I'm a fool for pretty faces like hers. 21-years-old, lord have mercy!
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