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I'm definitely getting the full-on GFE from Lek, my 4am bargirl. She calls me every day and then arrives to loom after I finally deign to pick up, comes straight in, showers, and then fucks my brains out and zonks out minutes later wrapped around me like a 4'7" 85 pound monkey. She cannot speak much english (the main themes of her discourse are "fuck" and "hello") which is fine by me. She's an excellent mimic though and randomly jabbers engrish words back to me after I've said or mumbled them, which is often hilarious. She started sniff kissing me about the 4th night I let her stay. Last night she arrived, unbidden, at 3am but lucky for her I alone so I let her in and the usual comedy/XXX routine ensued. She say "phone gone" when I asked, but somehow it mysteriously reappeared during the night while she su-leeped as it began ringing this morning and some thai dude jabbered at her for a bit then she got very animated and JABBERED at him then hung up. I asked her if it her thai boyfriend (pretty sure it probably is) and she got very animated, said something about a ladyboy. I think she's trying to tell me her roomate is ladyboy but I'm just not sure. Her engrish so bad that she continues to say she works at Panda bar on Soi 7, but when questioned (there is no Panda - only a Pan.T and Pandora) she seems to indicate that yes, it's Pandora at which she currently has an employment contract. As to her actual title, it's hard to decipher but I think from the gyrations she's saying she dances there. Either that or she's a bouncer I cannot be sure. I've actually become rather enamored of my little monkey, and will be sorry to see her go. Or me go, if truth be told. She's the perfect girlfriend - sweet on me, sex anytime I want it, and doesn't tell me to buy her things or assign chores. Shows up, fucks me in return for a nice bed to sleep in, and then disappears whenever I tell her she has to leave - that night, the next day, whatever.

Spread the word, the biggest party of the Pattaya social calendar is this Friday, Feb 4 at Pook Soi 6! 8pm - 1st Annual GOTC (Gathering of the Clan) hosted by Alaskan Bear, Deepthroat, Rocket J. Squirrel and Steff. See you there!

Sindy told me last nite that Alis is back at her village and has her own business designing clothing. That seems to fit her perfectly as her big thing (other than what your buddy is seeking - I should say her OTHER big thing) was making her own funky clothing. Problem I foresee is that although it looked good on her I can't see anyone else pulling it off. Best of luck to her though.

Every night is ugly shirt night for me. Guys and galz, I had to change phones again today. PM me for the number. Would love to meet up at Koyo whenever.

I've noticed a drop in strength of the baht vs dollar the past couple weeks. Hope it holds another week!

Nice. Here's a few pics I took of the Red Shirt's from my last visit:

Hilarious. Billy, you had it coming! :) I'll never understand why you spend so much energy on a girl that you claim you can't stand. Over the years I've read dozens upon dozens of posts from you going at great length and energy about how much you dislike the "cross-eyed bitch". Let me put you on Farangbah's couch - what was it that she did to you that you're still trying to recover from? Whatever it is, I hope you get over it. I doubt she's ever spent nearly as much time thinking about you as you just spent composing your last post about her! :) Obviously, I'm still in the "Nicky Lover" camp. I'd happily pay 1500 baht for a short time if she ever comes back on the market. I still think I probably think of her less than Billy does though. :lol:

Pook Swan girls from February 2010. Not sure which ones are still there: Bo Nee Nee Nee Pear Pear Pear

Yes, my comments aren't complaints - I'm trying to assist in startup and debugging, which is SOP for any new site.

Here's a minor annoyance - trying to change my profile is difficult depending on where in the site I'm at. If I'm at the front or homepage, it's impossible. One of the menu options is "My Profile/Account" but it only brings up membership (account) options. NOTHING related to my profile, and no way to get there from here. But here in the forum section, it has my little shadow icon on top right of page with pull down menu to show me "my profile", "my settings", "my options", etc. So it's all good from here. But when you're on the front page and you pull down the "My Profile/Account" option and find nothing about your profile... it's frustrating.

Ok, now I get why you keep encouraging me to go to Nana Plaza. Can I really bring my dog? WOW, nice report. I've always been a little curious about PI but haven't had the info on how it compares to LOS. And even better to hear my little buddy Tanny is on here too. Where she at? C'mon Tan, out of the woodwork please.

Yes, hope you'll enable to reputation points. I should have about 107 now by my count. You'll have -1 as I just took one away from you. :) The rep points only work in one direction. You can remove a point if you don't like the comment, or you can give a point if you do. But you can't do both - once you've "voted" the +/- disappears. It's all good so far, keep it up boys.

No problem guys. I'll just bill you (or you can take it off the price of a membership!) for the 2 cents worth of labor it costs me everytime to login. LOL Seems to be working pretty well for a startup. I've noticed one anomaly in the posting - are you allowed to give OR take a point from other posters? That's nice - another forum allows you to give a "+1" to a poster for a great post, but you aren't allowed to penalize them when they post something really stupid. I love having that power in my hands!!! Mwaaa-haa-haaa! I did notice that it seems that the +/- function isn't really working yet. And good thing too, as I've also noticed that it currently lets me give a +1 for my own posts. Man, I'll have a +1000 rep points in a matter of days! Great site, loving it. Also noticed I cannot install a countdown clock in my sigs. Perhaps that was intentional, I don't know. But the code which works on all the other forums I frequent (or USED TO frequent before you guys came along!) doesn't work here.

Nope, it logs me out after a few hours, and then I have to log back in again when I browse back to it. Just came back after 8 hours away and I was logged out, had to log back in again.

P.S. - despite my earlier threat to turn 50 on January 30th at the PPOP, I've made a mathematical error and just realized I'll actually be turning 25. Sorry for the misinformation. Please be sure to tell me how mature I look for 25.

Last 3 times I've navigated in (all within the space of about 4 hours this evening) it's had me logged in properly. I'll try it again tomorrow and see if the old problem reoccurs.

I could vote based upon last year's preference, but knowing how quickly things change in Pattaya, it's only fair that I hold off until this year's trip and vote sometime after visiting Koyo and Famous.

pages load quickly. My complaint is that my login information is not saved, despite clicking "remember me on this computer" every time I log in. Could be a Safari issue - I use Safari as my browser, perhaps the site is optimized for Explorer and/or Firefox only?

Guys, my guess is we'll have a light turnout, but it will be fun nonetheless. Maybe even more so as we won't be overrun with wankers! I hear the "high season" is abysmal this year, so the girls and clubs will be even more appreciative than normal to see our smiling faces. Only 1 month now!

Definitely looking forward to spending quality time with a few of the girls of Koyo very shortly... like within 4 weeks!!!!!!! Dicko, we'll have to meet up and hang, same with you "DownLo". (You remind me of someone I knew on another board by another name.....)