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Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, good call Lefty. One of the most underrated westerns of all time. Kris Kristofferson's best ever movie role, and an excellent Pat Garrett played by James Coburn. Only flaw is Bob Dylan's cameo. The cunt can't act. BUT he makes up for it with possibly the best soundtack to a western ever! If you've not seen this movie give it a try.

Cheers Tel.

I made it buddy! Right, how about some directions from someone. Where is Baby Boom?

I shared a flat with a mate of mine for 6 years and I can never remember talking about fucking trannies. After my first trip to Pattaya I came home and my mate - now staying at a different gaff - asked me if I'd had a pop at a ladyboy. I told him I had and it was fucking excellent, what do you make of that? He said, well done. You took your fucking time though. I've been shagging them for years! Turned out he was way ahead of the game. Humping transexual escorts in Edinburgh and Glasgow. You could have knocked me over with a feather!

Wow! That's disgusting! That trumphs anything I've ever done. I'm such a prude.

I'll be there - I hope. If I can get to Patts on the 19th or 20th I'll be there.

Might have to rethink my travel plans. I'm maybe underestimating the chaos.

Hi PD. I've booked the Bell Bus already and I'm waiting to get confirmation from a hotel on Soi Buakhow. I've stayed in Jomtien a few times and I've found it a wee bit too quiet. It's definitely worth visiting but - for the moment - I don't want to base myself there. Looks like it'll be a baht bus from bus station to Soi Buakhow. I suppose I could walk it. Anyone know how far it is from the station to say..Tuk Com end of Soi Buakhow?

Yes, I'm going to book the Bell Bus for the 19th (if they're not already full) and try and get a taxi or baht bus once I'm in Pattaya Bus Station. Pain in the ass this is. If I'd have known this I'd have put off travelling until the 20th. Better get a hotel booked as well! Typical last minute planning.

Nice report rikhshaw. Nina looks really familiar to me. I think I walked by her gaff a few times on my last trip. Only 17? I can wait.

I'd let him suck me off but I'd feel like a dirty gay weirdo afterwards. Giving me a stiffy just thinking about it.

No but I plan to. I've had very limited experience with internet dating sites but I reckon it's the way to go. I've spoken to a lot of fellas that get great results.

mmmmmmm.....technical glitch. That is eighty pounds all in.

That is 80 pounds sterling, all in folks.

Just a heads up to all the uk hound dogs. There's a hooker site called Adult Work that covers the whole country and beyond. If you search for TVs you're guaranteed to find someting near you. AND, its got some of the cheapest prices around. I use it a bit when I'm in the uk. You will get some real skanks in there but there's always a few good'uns too. I got a sexy wee Scottish/Philipino, 23, round to my gaff the other night. £80 all in, she stayed for about 45 min. Sex was fantastic. Not exactly Thailand prices but a great experience non the less.

Very interesting topic. I've found myself in mixed company (us and lbs) on many occasions where communication between the group has to be sensored. Most of the UK or Irish fellas can be very cute with their language as most of the local slang terms are well known throughout the UK. But I've sometimes struggled to communicate with others in these situations. I love the thought of an lb shaggers' code. It's so...conspiratorial. Universal words that, no matter where you come from, you'll understand instantly.

Only a good thing for Anaconda Bar. Aun's a slick operator. Good with customers. I was wondering what her and Ning were going to do. Should have guessed they'd find work no probs.

Always liked Boa. In fact she is the only lb I'd take from Pook Swan. Surprisingly I've heard a few stories from fellas lately saying she can be a right bitch sometimes. Never seen it myself.