KenW

Thanx DLL, much appreciated. I found another clue today: that pic was 360 KB, way over your limit of, what was it, 50KB. I don't know how to edit for that. But I'll give it another try given what you've said. Thanx again.

Not necessarily. As HM's ex-Consul did on the last day of his life, I have many a time drunk myself sober. Sober mind in a very drunk body. I think any serious drinker - pon thinking about it with sober mind - would agree.

So can we drop it? I agree, even though I only joined this site yesterday or so, I do not need another LB site full of I am not gay threads, or even threads like this one.

I also like and will use FMs. It has a nice ring (so does Meena) and a bolt of history: In radio: Frequency Modulated For the Irish: Finn MacCool In politics (of the Westminster kind): Foreign Minister For celebrities: Fan Mail For a military sergeant: Forward March! Higher echelons of the military: Field Marshall For your local Aussie: Fuck Me! etcetera, that said it were

Yes guilty, as many of us here seem to be. Though I try not to, and always begin with good intentions, shit, as they say happens. Which leads me to comment on Uncle's 'shit dick', which has never ever bothered me. As Lady Macbeth said, "a little water clears us of this deed". I'm not into shit, but it's a small worry. (Each to their own my friend) I remember fucking with Meena - my favourite LB in the whole wide world - who works or used to work (I don't know now) out of Stringfellows Pattaya and appears on their website under some other name I've long forgotten - one time, and after she came once or twice no problems (yes, she was fucking me, get the picture?) she suddenly stopped cold (we were both sozzled drunk; this at about 3 a.m.) and said, alarm in her plaintive voice: "where condom?" I sat up, immediately alarmed too. Her dick was sans scabbard. It was not in my arsehole. It lay not on the bedsheet. Where was it? Who knows? (That's one for Sherlock & Watson ...) O well, long & short of it: we survived. But hey, I agree with the thread sentiments: no one in their sober mind does it. Do we?

I'll have another try. I was a bit tired last night, and today reading my post I sound a little flippant. I did not mean to be, for as you all are well aware, this is a serious issue for us all. Let me expand a bit on what I tried to say last night (above). I'll start with BB, as he replied to me. The raw egg thing was a bit too light hearted I think. But what I was trying to say was that Listerine is an oral hygiene agent, designed to help with the bacteria that cause teeth and mouth problems such as calculus and bleeding gums. Help, not be 100% effective killer (you still need to brush, floss and toothpick - although if you're like me the last can play hell with bleeding gums). It is not designed to have an effect on viral infections, which of course are the ones we shake rattle & roll about when we're considering or dealing with dollops of delicious cum in our gobs. So: no real effect of any kind there other than placebo (THINKING you're doing good, so makes you feel better) Hence my flippancy about raw egg. Second and more generally: chlamydia is one of the most common STIs. I believe I read somewhere it is THE most common in the USA. If left untreated it can cause complications, but rarely in males (and that includes LBs, as we're talking genetics here). Essentially for men you get the results I mentioned above: pain, swelling, rashes, etc. It is easily and effectively treated with antibiotics. Advice: get regular checkups. Same goes for all the other ones you can get treatment for: gonno, syphyllus, all the various herpes, the two relevant heps (the third hep is not transferable in cum). Again: regular checkups for diagnosis and treatment. Although for some like at least one of the herpes, I believe there is still no cure. Then there is HIV. We all know about that one, though new drugs to suppress (not cure, yet) are coming onto the market every year. Now, behaviour. Take all precautions. Abstain if you must. Use condoms if you must. But know this: in all reputable research with big samples thus far done - that I am aware of anyhow - the demonstrated risk of HIV transmission via oral sex is less than 1% or around that figure. In the most reputable research I've seen, it is 0.something %, so close to zero it doesn't matter. (And in fact in one European study with large sample, it was zero, ie not one person contracted anything.) Summary: As long as you have healthy mouth and throat, your chances of getting HIV through sucking cock and drinking cum are very close to zero. Now, this is where Listerine comes in. It helps to keep your mouth healthy, along with brushing and flossing. But like I said above, it won't stop anything, it just helps you get the healthy mouth. If like me you are addickted to oral sex you can pursue it with confidence that while you may get something, the chances of it happening with healthy gob are extremely slight for the main bads, and smallish (compared to vaginal or anal sex) for the others like chlamydia. Declaration: I am not a medico and this is not guaranteed medical advice. But as a life long dedicated cock sucker I have keen interest and maintain a close watch on this stuff.

Good grief Mate, that amazes me. So sad (from my point of view, prolly not hers).

This is a set of very dumb questions, but please help a non-technohead who don't know nuttun. What is the difference between your avatar and picture? Why are they to be different sizes for upload? Why doesn't the auto re-adjust size feature seem to work for me in avatar (it did for picture)? Here's a wild guess: the picture I uploaded is on my profile, so is the avatar the pic that will appear under my nick in the forum threads when I post?

Thanx BB, good to be here.

I voted bulge. Though I respect any LB with modesty or shyness. But as I live to be with cock, why not let us see it whenever possible. I am reminded of Marlon Brando playing Stanley Kowalski on Broadway: he used to wank himself backstage until called by the director so that when he hit the stage he was fully erect, busting out of his jeans, and the audience went wild (I've read one account saying every second 14 year old girl in NYC wanted to knock on his dressing room door - and many did - and yes, he didn't turn them away). Bulges do work wonders.

I live to drink cum. I admit to a rough trade affliction, and one day I might pay for it. But hey, would you rather go out with cum in your gob or with colon cancer, or being run over by a train? I know my answer. JD's post has caused much deserved discussion, but I'd have to question the quality of his medical advice. Chlamydia may cause all sorts of pain, flushes, rashes, etc., but unless you had serious complications I can't see it killing you or anything near. (Unless the advice I'm getting is way off the mark.) Also, I'm intrigued by the Listerine use BB and others mention. I wouldn't have thought that would do any more good than swallowing a raw egg. Good topic though, and I'd like to learn more. In the meantime i'll just keep taking it down. :rolleyes:

I like tits, and voted for the hormone option as I am addickted to tiny titlets. I would also go with flat chested lil torsos as well; they'll do me. I'm just one of those weirdos who can't stand silicone melons of any kind, whatever size. Not my kind of freak show. (Each to their own) PS: I just browsed back and saw Terry the Plumber's pic. Yep that's a chest for me. Here's another chest for me:

Good to catch up with you too Mate. Thanx for sending me the website addy & details. So nice to be back on a LB site again.

Hello everybody & all sorts of bodies! My first login today. Hope to enjoy the site and the folks. Ken