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I figure it always pays to have a get away vehicle BB... In Pattaya, at least, I really can't bare to be at the whim of songtow drivers & pretty much feel that my 9th & last life is probably going to run out very soon, as I've had so many near scrapes/escapes with these monkey bastards in the past. Other than that, I really need to be able to feel that I have the flexibility of being able to jaunt off at any time & to anywhere that I want... & besides, I just love riding bikes.. Any bikes!.. It really is half of the fun of the holiday for me, especially during the day! Biggest shame for me is that I've got a Honda, CBR'R' sports racer, up here in Chiang Mai & I'd really love to ride it down to Pattaya, but there seems to be little point, as it just wouldn't be so much fun once I'm there, because the sheer weight of traffic makes it a town for scooters & other smaller bikes... Mine would just be clumsy dodging up & down the beach road & in & out of the sois... So that said... What the fuck are all these areshole Arabs & other denominations of nit wits doing tearing up the roads of Pattaya on big bikes, with their throttles wide open, in wild, shirtless, abandon.... They're fukin' nuts & it's fukin' irresponsible... And ultra fukin' dangerous too!!!

I've never actually had someone try to 'rodger' me in my asleep (at least not that I'm aware of), but in the last year I have had two different ladyboy's get carried away enough to try to turn the tables on me midway through the sweaty, slippery, heat of battle, & on two different occasions, as well. So whilst being 'bottoming' most definitely isn't my natural disposition, I did find it incredibly flattering that either of these two girls (who are both considered star types), ever felt the need to molest the rear end of this 53 year old drunk man, in the first place... It begs belief, really

No, but at very least, it does make you an accomplice... Should one of these episodes ever cum to court. Think about it like this... Your car hits another car up the rear end, so who's to blame?... Well, the one that did the banging, of course

Well it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You can't keep a good man down", BB...5555 A any rate, I definitely don't think it was just a case of, 'one up the bum and no harm done'.... You were probably being impregnated.... With something you really wouldn't want..

Yeah, I really miss that. It's such a shame, but all you seem to get nowdays is really limp gay boys in expensive, yet cheaply looking, fashionable clothes, acting tough & pretending to hit each other or knocking out the brown skinned, swarthy, bad guys whilst preening their hair. Shit, I want to see something in a short skirt go down in the mud.

Well I'll take a stab as to why, Route67... Unfortunately, it's a reflection of where Thai culture is right now, with the bold new money crudely aspiring & grasping at class, whilst not even realising a thing about the social education that should go with it... Do you ever see any pictures on the walls or any books on the shelves in any of these shows?... Nah, of course not, the new money hi-so's in this country aren't even to that stage yet. It's just about pretty people in nice clothes trying to fuck each other over with whoopee cushions going off in the background.. Which is pretty much how it is as you move up the scale here (apart from the pretty people bit) So there you go, a tacky view of prejudiced, empty & bankrupt culture where cash is class & everyone is tripping over one another trying to get it, even the poor who are spending half of their almost non existent incomes on whitening products & whoring themselves out in a desperate attempt to gain some sort of well heeled, haute couture'd, advancement... To coin a phrase, it's a pretty box with nothing inside.... And this is what we're going to get with any kind of media that it produces. It's a lot of money spent by the production companies, just to look cheap. On another note, I remember when I first came to this country, the pretty girls in these shows were always getting caned or beaten by their mother's or ugly auntie's or even better still getting locked in dark cupboards... Whatever happened to that??.. Now that, I enjoyed! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

That made me chuckle 360 Club 131 without a shadow of a doubt, loved the vibe, the small bar ambience & had great fun with a great bunch of larger than life girls ... But the funny thing is, I never talked to a single Falang in there, not even the once. Second for me as got to be Casanova (Nana) pre 2007/8 And then third is a toss up between Koyo or Ezy on a good day ... And if I could have had any one of those girls from any one of those bars bareback, it probably would have been Alice from Bar 131... But alas she never really took to me & I just couldn't managed to get on with her... Damm!

My sentiments exactly Foggy... If the bar wants a little bit more of a tickle out of me, that's fine, as they've got to make as much money as they possibly can while the sun shines, but it's the utter bullshit that they make us try & soak up that leaves me really cold & sometimes in the past as even put me on the offensive... There's nothing worse than been really made to feel like a chump & having your intelligence insulted by these he people... It's exactly the same as someone looking you straight in the face & calling you wanker with a beaming smile on their face... AND MEANING IT! And most in this scene are arsehole enough to take it, which is a shame, because it just wouldn't happen if we didn't... But then that's the extent of ladyboy infatuation for you, it just turns most into putty in their hands. The real pisser for me, is that up here in Chiang Mai we've got three fully aspirated ladyboy bars & they're on you from the very word go, it's like sporadic machine gun fire... So I've just got to suck it up, smile & ignore them, or if they're new, politely say something along the lines of, "Me no tourist, me work here, no have tourist money, why not yoo buy me drink?"... And they'll either usually go or give me a gob full.. Funnily enough we've got four fully aspirated ladyboy bars if you include the cabaret... And in there, even though the owner will aggressively tell the staff no to charge me ladyboy drink prices, I still get charged for them every time that I get my bill... But then that's probably because the ugly pantomime dame ones who run the bar really get pissed of that I only talk & buy drinks for the pretty ones... So there you go, they'll even do it to me when the boss has told them not to... Just goes to show how ingrained treating us like cunts is!

Fook yoo too Mr. Duke I'm a sad, old, sex pat, who happily sits up here in Chiang Mai slagging off that poxy, little, grey, wet, piss tank, I used to call home, especially when it's regarding the government, the DSS (pensions), the National Health Service or the fukin' tax office.. Who've all either treated me really unfairly or given really shoddy service over the years. But then I feel entitled to, because of the fukin' money that I've shovelled into their pockets... Because basically, especially with regard to the National Health Service, it should be all about how much of a contribution towards National Insurance you've made. And I've given bundles in the past & I'm still paying the fucker's from over here now... Just to get told stuff like, "I won't be getting my fukin' pension until I'm 68 now"... And you can bet your bottom dollar that the goal posts will be moved again & it'll be 70 or over, by the time I get there So, same as my Pattaya contemporaries, I'll say what the bastard Hell I fuckin' well like... And the arsehole tourists can like it & lump it. OK, Sunday morning rant over

Don't need to... I'm already on another planet

Tall Oil & Opor made a fleeting appearance at La Bamba when it very first opened up & then, in an instant, they upped sticks & reinstalled themselves up the road to Stringfellows... Is it something to do with those two, by any chance? I'm probably wrong, as Alis & Tall Oil are really good friends, to this day... So the photo hungry characters fit, but the circumstances don't?.. Off the top of my head, I can't think of any others who made the move?

Do you fancy a fuck???? :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ok, here's one... Going towards the Dolphin roundabout, located at the back of the next beer bar centre along from the one which used to house Charnee Bar & our three little lovelies (BTW, I once managed to shit the bed with Eve in it)... What was the name of the crappy little caberet show??... For some reason it always used to remind me of 'It ain't half hot mum' (UK TV series)

Nah, it's nothing really... When they first meet me in the flesh they just can't get over what an absolute cutie I am for an aging man:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I even got goosed last night Paccers.

I'll see what I can find out from this end... Shouldn't be too difficult, as at least 50% of the bar girls up here in CNX actually come from Ayuhtaya (it's usually either from there or Aka hilltribe). It'd be a nice ride out in the car. Keep you posted

NO, but I want one!!! I'm no expert on American cars, but looking at the rear end it's very reminisent of a Chrysler Falcon 'Ghia'... And it fits the same period, start of the space age & all that, plus it's definitely been handled by an Italian coach builder such as 'Ghia'. I'm probably wrong, but who cares... I've got my wanking material for tonight, so many thanks Jai Dee

No, you could tune that up by ear... They were notorious for having trouble with the points... And as a matter of fact I was only talking to an ex AA man (automobile association of Britain) about my car the other day... And he said, "Oh, I remember them, same as a Victor or Viva, always trouble with the f...... points".

5555... Funilly enough, that same evening, I first tried to tackle him for looking too gay. I just couldn't help myself, I was completely overcome with alcohol, emotion & class 'A' drugs myself... But I really did pay for it later when the bouncers knocked me up & down Camden High Street And guess what else... About 3/4 yrs later I went out with his sister... Who's better looking, BTW

I remember being utterly impressed with your Biro story... It was the in a thread where I mentioned Jonny Morris (claim to fame) screaming his head off at me... But I'm fucked if I can remember what it was about??? Same as Duke007 I've got too many to mention... And I recall being accused of name dropping when this site first opened up... So I'll just mention my favorite, which was performing a citizen's arrest on Boy George for smoking dope in the urinals of The Camden Palace back in 1980.

1600E's cool!!!... Always fancied one of those myself... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck me DC, you beat me to the punch while I was writing that. Funily enough I've got a 1977 Opel Cadett that I've restored up here in Chianggers... And UNFORTUNATELY it was pretty much a Vitcor with a different body... Or that was until I put a fancy race tuned ,Toyota engine in it. Here you go Sam... What was the main intinsic problem under the bonnet (hood to you), that used to piss everyone off??

Vauxhall Victor... Had one when I was 17... I paid 40 quid for it & watched the rusty front offside wing disintergrate on me like an old Sopwith Camel seaplane getting shot up over the English Channel... Or, at least that's what it felt like on my first maiden voyage down to the south coast. It was a piece of shit.

I've got one Who remembers the name of the small, cranky, yet fun, LB gogo wich used to be located in the small soi going towards Pratanak Rd, just past the Carousel Bar in the Diamond Arcade on Walking Street??? It had a small red canopy over a dingy little doorway & there was usually a kathoey or two sitting around opposit... I had some good times there, but unfortunately it closed maybe sometime about 4/5 yrs ago. Sorry that I can't remember the name of the actual soi itself, but I don't think that I ever went there sober... And besides, as most of you have already guessed, I'm just not very good at that sort of stuff.. My bad.

I think It depends on how hard you may have been sqeezing them?

Ooops... My bad, it was at the end of that funny alley between soi 7 n' 8... You pedantic prat