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Has anybody heard of 'H' Block, right at the very top end of Naklua????.. It's nasty! :devil:

Apparently Neil Armstrong interfered with Buzz Aldrin in a lunar landing craft once, I think that's what made him go all religious n' that!.. It was probably little gingham dress he made him wear that tipped him? I think someone might have spunked up in a Sputnik too!!... My guess the monkey, it don't sound like Gagarin’s sort of behaviour?? I got that from someone who don't bullshit either! Badabang! :ass:

Staying logged in now thanks Larry

Gizz n' chips?

No Larry, NO!!!!!.. please tell me it ain't so Larry... Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase man! I love Soi Stinky, I couldn't bare to live without it! What may happen??

Fuck me, if ever a bird looked like a kathoey, it's the one in the middle!.. I'd stuff the other two though... Any idea how much for a short time Larry??

In answer to the LT, ST deal, I think it depends on my situation & how I feel at the time... To start with I'm a lonely romantic who lives on his own; so if I'm with a ladyboy/ladygirl that I've known a long time or someone I feel that I've struck up some sort of rapport with, being the romantic that I am, I'll kid myself that I'm having a little love affair... Also half the time I'm that pissed that I'm probably better off waiting until the morning at any rate :wub: However, if I'm having a daytime session in Soi Stinky (my favorite place in Patts) it's short time squirt all the way baby!!!.. I'll pick my targets & fire at will!! :devil: And if it's real late night at the freelance bar in Soi Dianna, a 150-300baht shag standing up in an alley at the back of the shithouse will surfice. :nurse: Horses for courses... Be open to change my friends. I do have to admit that 50% of the time I really wish they hadden't hung around

55555!! :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: :lolu: Wisdom JaiDee, wisdom!.. You're even cuter than you look in that little photo!

Isn't is funny how literally on mass a certain types of P4P Ladyboys will start coming out with more or less the same excuse for either extorting more money, not giving you your money's worth or just bunking out of your loom early. I find it both pathetic & cute all at the same time, but it’s also incredibly irritating & I’m not sure how I’m going to react the next time I hear it... It may well be a quick ‘bum’s rush’ out the door, clothed or not. Anyway, here’s the new one that I’ve been getting lately... Within the last month I’ve now heard this one three times, twice in CMX & once in Pattaya. 1st one was from an old standby here in CMX & it went, “My friend no com’ back loom, my landlord angry, he want rent, I don’t want him knock my door, he scare me!.. Can you give me 700 baht now, pleeeeeeeeeas”?.. So I did. And then the next morning when I gave her 300 baht she squealed, “What!!! Last night that was for rent, you say you help me”... I said, “Fuck off”!!.. And then creamed off to do some work! :growl: 2nd one in Patts, was when I met this absolute reptile of a katheoy, believe me she was just about the sexiest thing I’ve had hold of in about 11yrs of doing this scene here & I had high really hopes, I even said, “Please stay longer, we can just stay here in bed tomorrow if you want, just relax”, she replied, “Yes, I like that”, so we ‘did the do’ & then drifted off to sleep only for me to be woken up at 7.00am with her ‘fully clothed, sitting bolt upright in bed, lying really badly, shouting & shaking her head, “I go now!!!! I have pay my rent, my landlord scare me, he wants boxing me, I scared, I must go now, he no like me, I tell him I no thief... Can you give me some more money”?... Again, “Fuck off”!! :growl: 3rd time, back in CMX with yet another supposedly trusted standby, “Can you help me with my rent; I have no money (lie), my landlord not like me, he want throw me out, he bad man, he scare me, maybe I can come live you”!!... By now I’m just thinking WTF!!! How many times have I got to hear this?? Anyway, for once I politely declined her, just for old times’ sake, only to get, “I flukin’ know you now man!!.. You big man, I hope you need someone take care you”!!!.. So then she got the ”Fuck off”, just like the others. :growl: Anyone else had this one lately or is it just me? Anyone got any others that are currently doing the rounds?

Well I like mongers !.. I actually know Joe Cummings (Lonely Planet)& he's a bit of a 'mont' to say the least & I know a couple of other well known travel writers too, but its their style of sanitized dross that sells (However, Cummings has made his millions 'literally' & he's done it from over here too)!! DLL, when we're not talking about other FM's can we start chucking a couple of fucks into the air... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease... I'd have loved to have aimed a few at him & the other cunt!

You'll want cartoonist too!? Everyone's been telling me to do it for years, but I think you'd do a better job to be honest & I've never thought of myself wearing a writers hat at any rate... And if Neil Hutchings Money No1's the 'bench mark' then one way or another you've got to be able to do better than that. A fuckin' house cat could!!! Here's a thing, the prat asked me to illustrate one of his books once & when I gave him an absolute favour price of 6,000 baht he nearly shit himself. You know the look you get when someone gets punched up the guts, that was the look he gave me! Now I'm not going to trash the bloke, because we don't do that sort of thing here. but.... silly, silly man.

If ever any of you go to Takielek to do a visa run you'll find a sprinkling of 'not' unattractive ladyboys scattered aroung the massage parlours on both sides of the boarder, but I do have to say the overall quality is better on the Thai side in spite of the fact that they'll all be of Burmese extraction. Now I know that a walk around the back streets might not be for the faint hearted, but personally I love getting stuck up a strange, dark, alley in the niddle of nowhere. I think what hits you most is the patomime effect you get as there aren't that many who can afford descent cosmetics, plus generally they're bigger built than their Thai counterparts... They're a propper 'sturdy' bunch up in the North East of Burma, it's Shan state, the people of which being an ethnic group who are some of the grand daddies of the now Northern Thai, Lana peoples. They look like Thai's, just darker skinned & bigger built The best one I ever had gave me such an intense massage while she was trying to make her big confession, "I need tell you, I not lady", that she completely mangeled my right shoulder & I was in absolute agony for about 4 days afterwards, couldn't sleep or anything!!.. But it was fuckin' well worth it, bless her. She was so incredibly sweet, but she had the strength of an Irish navvy!!!.. And she was gorgeous looking too, at first I thought she was a genuine female. And the sex was just as intense as the massage, but I just had to lay on my back though out it because of the fuckin' shoulder!!! You won't get that type of thing out of the fuckin' Lonely Planet!! :devil:

Not yet Sam!

If you want me to own up to fucking a penguine, I'm just not going to do t!

Eddie cochran (Probably spelt wrong)?.. Do you remeber the video with him in his underpants?.. I actually saw the Pistols at the Roxy in 1977... and I once pulled the original bassist Glen Matlock's bird at a night club called Billy's in Soho in 1978. I'll give you some clues regarding Linda Thompson. She was married to Richard Thompson & they were both members of 'Fairport Convention' back in the late 60's & early 70's. They were Britain's premier folk/rock band. She had several hits & they were well known at the time. Cmon, her & Maddy Prior (Steeleye Span)were the two most famous female folk singers in the UK at the time. Sorry Sam, completly lost on your question

The best was in our garden shed back in the 70's, stuffing my mate's bird with her arse propped on my dad’s bicycle saddle. Anyway the bike slid over & the noise & commotion brought our activities to my mum's attention who came screeching into the hut to see the pair of us in a tangled greasy, fucked up mess of cuts & bruises with our jeans around our feet & her tits hanging out... Mum weren’t very impressed!! Anyway, I got a punch in the face & a knee in the groin off the boyfriend later in the week & my mum wouldn't talk to me for about three weeks after the incident. I've stuffed one UNDER a Range Rover before back in the early eighties & that was in someone else’s front garden... Obviously I've done loads of cars too, same as everyone else. I actually had an ex of mine ask me if I wanted to join the mile high club once... And I turned her down!.. Please don't ask me what was going through my head, although she was a bit of an arsehole? I can add a tug boat & a fishing boat to that list also... Honest, I come from a Thames river family. Oh... And plenty of train carriages, & I've fingered & titted up loads of girls on busses when I was a kid. It's got to be the front seat, top deck, opposite the mirror. I nearly managed to blag a mates 'Ice Cream Van' for a night once too, but the bastard backed out right at the last minute. That's it I think?.. I suppose an elephant will be next?

5555... I was the same, staggering about bumping into walls & doors spluttering in pure unadulterated Dolphin & then all of a sudden a cab driver picked me up & asked me if I wanted to go to the 'Cocaine Bar'... I said,"Yeaah"! Anyway, low & behold I've found myself in a perfectly seedy late night haunt for transexuals... And I thought, 'Yeaah'! After a little while scanning the other inmates I picked a victim & just as I got up to make my play for this leggy Amazon a small doggy looking blonde thing in a minni skirt virtually dived over a table to whisk me off into the moonlight. Not sure if we can talk about drugs here, but this little South American hottie was the local candyman/girl & she just kept serving up all night long, the cost of which would have well exceeded the paultry sum I'd paid for the night's company!!!.. What a top night & what a top bird!!.. My very first trip to the dark side & I got completely spannerd for free!!! Wowie, she must have liked me!! The only downside was when I opened the door first thing in the morning, only to discover that I was right on the beach with scores & scores of British tourists knowing exactly what I'd been up to!!.. It was the worst 'walk of shame' in history, stinking & sweating in the previous nights clothes with everyone including the children either grimacing or sniggering at me.

Turned 50 two Saturdays ago... sorry pop's... Or am I pop's, dunno? Aging Spunk Rockers, whatever next... I actually piddled on Sid Vicious's boots in a nightclub urinal in 1977. At the time it was one of the proudest moments of my wretched life! Anyone get the Linda Thompson number?

I've never been into 'rep' & at this stage I would agree with you, but I'm sure that WHEN the site grows it will be a handy tool... OK, people are going to keep repping their mates & there's going to be a lot of, "One for me & one for you" going on... But when you've got thousands of members I think the newbie who feels a bit lost will really appreciate some kind of public acknowledgment from his peers when & if he says or does something deemed to be of consequence or is just plain funny? I’ll probably change my mind later, now I come to think of it I seem to recall some cheeky bastards actually asking for other members to bash the green button for them!.. That should constitute a month’s ban, in my view!! :growl:

Come on then, how did you get your name?.. Shit, Ill be asking people to introduce themselves next... Mines simple, the Thai's can't get their tounges aroung my name in spite of the fact that it's a simple enough typical English/Germanic name, so 'Lung whoever I am' gives em' a laugh, is simple, breaks the ice & won't be forgotton, (The second half is a Thai joke name, BTW)

I could well be very interested JaiDee, although it wouldn't be for a while yet & I'd bring a bike fom over here! The Lao are actually a lot worse that the Thai's when it comes to tripping you up over things like rental bikes! 40US a day for a 250cc Honda sounds pretty steep to me, it's about 25US for a Honda CB250 here in Chiang Mai. Same for a 'Phantom or one of the other pretend choppers. I would have been going back late May for a visa, but I'm getting a retirement visa from 'The Land of Lies' instead now. We've got a lot of Aka & Hmong here where I live, they're really lovely... Do you want to see a nauughty photo of a real Hmong ladyboy?.. She's an ex Casanova's (Banana Plaza) girl & she actually used to be very popular on the net about 5 or so years ago. She's an old mate of mine. In fact can anyone take a guess as to who this gal may be?.. She's from the very Northern tip of Thailand, she's short (Obviously) & she dyes her hair blonde????

Anyone like the 'Sex Pistols'?

Concur again 300%.. nicely put

I'd been sitting here shaking my head thinking WTF!! Thanks for the clarification. I totally agree with you about the mid to late 30's bit. If I remember right I was 37/38 when I had my first encounter in the 'Grand Canaries' on a diving holiday. I'd just finished with the ex & I was emotionally grounded & up for something new! If you'd have got into this scene at 21, I think that would have seriously twisted your melon man!! When I was about 21 I used to look at transsexual porn books in Soho sex shops & that was enough to send me on a spin, I'd lay in bed, nob in one hand & my head in the other, completely spun out, racked with guilt & seriously confused... God knows what it must be like to actually be a really young 'genuine' transsexual, that's just got to be so tough!

Nice outlook, I like your style man!