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6 man, that's brutal! Did the little girl from The Doll's House agogo get gassed? I spued in the back of a Thai police pick up once, luckily no cunt saw it.

I concur Larry & you've just added the bits that I should have put in my post to make it a fully rounded statement!.. Well done man.

Best Ladyboy post that I've read anywhere, coherent, concise & well & truly spot on... Thanks for putting it out there! +1 mate! Concur with the Hound too, but he's not getting a +1

I've started leaning that way too Mr Lefty... I used to think I was the 'Pink Kango', a fleshy drilling & smashing machine!.. But for the last 6 months or so my pelvis has dropped out of alingnment so more often than not I just have to lay back & think of England... And to be honest, at a certain time in one's life 'it's got to be the way to go'... Let the youngster take the strain while I lay back, smoke dope & watch, I say! No one's ever said, "Oh Lung you my Sweet Daddy", but they have said other things... Unfortunately.

This was a response to Larry's 'Open your heart, open your wallet' topic, but it kind of leads on to a new topic... This seems really weird replying to my own post!? I'm sure a lot of readers/FM's will think, who the fucks this wanker & that I'm a completely bullshitting C...! But the truth is I've lived in 'The Land of Lies' for a long time now & I've never really paid for it that much; not unless I'm doing one of my Pattaya 'tours of duty', or I just don't see an option, of course, but even in Patts I still get my 'Just for fun' encounters, always have done!.. Although I've got to admit that is happening less often now that I'm getting a bit older... BTW, to be honest the P4P scene bores me fucking shitless. :angel: So anyway, this is being put out there to try & convince any of you who think, "it's purely P4P in this neck of the woods & that's that"! Cause I know you're out there & I've got so fucking sick of pricks telling me, point blank, 'That's how it is'!!!.. And that P4P is the only way it is, a constant that doesn't deviate or can't be broken!.. Well it ain't & I'm breathing living proof of that, in spite of the fact that I'm not quite 'Sean Connery'!.. Nearly, but not quite... We'll see how things go 'when I get my new eye in'? :diablo: Anyway, has said in the above piece, it's all about making friends & being a 'proper' friend back in return. Now I do get caught out from time to time & I have made bad judgment calls & come unstuck, but overall... 'You give good, you get good back'! :angel: Anyone else like trying to get it for free??.. Or are you the poor bastard who's never been cut a break??

Same as you bumble Bee, I don't flash the cash, I don't fall in love & I don't need it ever day. I tend to have loads of little mates scattered all over the place & 'most' times they're really pleased to see me & I'm really pleased to see them regardless of whether they're GG's or LB's, because we have fun... And through things being like that I get a lot of free shags & 'mini' girlfriends too ... And I'm a fucking 50 year old bald! man! :angel: This will seem odd & maybe fanciful or just plain untrue to a lot of the blokes who are totally in the P4P scene, because they can't for the life of them see it any other way & no one's ever wanted to give them a shag for free before anyway.(In their minds it's a tough world out there & everyone pays, pure n' simple)!.. But when you live here it's different. For instance I used to have a GG friend years ago who I'd make pay 'my' bar fine & she'd do it for a laugh... And that's exactly what it was... a laugh... And it paid her dividends too, when she had a bike crash I happily picked up the tab without being asked & took her in for a week of recuperation & imposed rough sex whilst recovering from injury! :devil: You can have so much fun here on the cheap or even for 'nish', just don't fall in love (Unless it's genuine & mutual) or offer anything on an emotional level that you can't come through with... And don't walk around like a dog with three dicks & his tongue hanging out either, they can see that a mile off & they don't like it... Not unless it's specifically aimed at them! 80 I've had long term relationships where I haven't parted with a fucking penny man & I can list them too, from a top policeman's daughter, to a 'top' Bkk LB 'star' (Of her day) And I'm a stingy cunt! :wub: And finally... Not one single LB/GG is going to have any more respect for you because you're throwing your cash around, in fact quite the opposite, especially as most of these girls will come from backgrounds where hardly anyone's got a pot to piss in. You'll get them to do what you want, admittedly & you'll get a lot of smiles, BIG SMILES!!!.. But you won't be getting one extra ounce of respect or friendship... You just don't buy that stuff... Anywhere! :diablo:

Appreciated +1... That's the last one.

Come to think of it, having a quick gander around the forum it looks like people are already repping their mates... Oh well, here's one for you Ken, just for turning up +1

Shouldn't this be on 'Thaivisa.com?

All I can say is think both very long & very hard! It's worked for me, but I do have regrets & I've seen too many trashed lives through people trying to live a dream with an ill thought out plan, too little understanding & just a bit too much of the 'TIT' syndrome thrown in. This can be paradise or this can be hell & it isn't necessarily up to you. I've lost a fortune in cash & the British pound isn't worth 'toilet paper' right now... And it most definitely isn't going anyware for a long while yet (the government's now trying to sell the public the advantages... Hello, we haven't got a manufacturing base & internationally we're financial services, so what advantages)?? Add to that rampant inflation here & a sky rocketing property market (at least here in CMX, at any rate). Then add the Thai's growing arrogance with regard to the perceived roll reversal, that will only get worse! If we really are at the cusp where the balance of power changes from the West to the 'Chinese' East then we could well one day end up as third class citizens along with the good folk from the rest of the immediate region who get treated like shit here! I'm lucky in that I'm extremely independent, practically minded (when need be) & I can trade on a skill which is transportable, but that said I've lost nearly all my UK clients because they do like to have a face to face from time to time!.. And granted I do get a fair amount of local work, but it just doesn't pay, at least not very often. 80 I have, however, got a huge amount of advantages living here which I won't bother mentioning because I think they're obvious; although that said, after a 10 year love affair the polish is beginning to get rubbed off & for the very first time I would actually consider going back if the right opportunities arose, which is unlikely not just because of the current situation, but because I've now made myself unattractive to prospective employers & clients alike, so that has to be factored into the equation too! Still, I don't have to shag messy, crusty, fat, old slags with bad attitudes, cunts that smell of ammonia & scabby elbows, that I've wrenched out of 'Grab a Grannie' & 'Second Hand' clubs & I don't have to watch garbage on the TV like fucking 'Eastenders' either!!.. And I do get to indulge my enduring 'kink' for ladymen whilst living on a mountain with a Buddhist meditation retreat next door... so it ain't all bad. :devil: You really want to be on a pension or an inheritance here, either that or you'd have had to have been a fucking good thief in your former life!!

I'm having to sign in again ever time Larry?

And this is the once beautiful Oil who in my opinion had just about the most superb natural hormone titties going!!!.. Right up my street! I won't show you a before & after has she used to be one of my favorites, but now unfortunately the boobies have deteriorated along with the face, ravaged by sustained Yabadabbadozzie use... What a waste, she's really intelligent & well spoken too... Anyway, this is about titties, so here they are... Enjoy Photo courtesy of Ladyboy/Labdyboy

I hope not!

What can I say???.. In spite of the 'ugly' prospect of 'shit' dick & all the rest of it, it's just not always easy to follow your own advice! It's the sort of thing I warn everyone else not to do & then go & do myself. Funny thing however, you just wouldn't believe the amount of blokes that tell me, "I never go out without a mac on"... And then they come down with some dreadful dose of one kind or another!!?? What scares me is sometimes when 'something' with an arsehole the size of a flower pot just rams my nob in it, un lubed & without warning (it does happen), because you know this type is as risky as fuck!.. But it's in there now, so what do you do?.. You might as well finish your shift. If I'm not pissed or gangared up to the eyeballs & it's early enough in the day, I'll go for the condoms thank you, but I do let myself down from time to time... And it is behaviour that I frown upon (No kid), so I don't think it's either very big, very clever or very funny, it’s just plain fuckin' stupid, suicidal even. It's most definitely something I don't feel good about... But hey!.. Don’t beat yourselves up too much lads, has said before, we're all in the same boat here. And finally, same as the hound, this is so fuckin' refreshing to be able to debate this 'forum' stylie, without some 'mont' jumping down your throat & condemning you. What does me is when they go arse to mouth without a condom... Great spectical to watch, but... yuk!

That's Kat, she used to be absolutely lovely, a real sweetie... But now since the ravages of years of rough trade prostitution & recreational Pharmaceuticals have taken their toll on the wee lass we're left with this rather characterless 'plastic', pumped up version... It's such a shame, I'm a real tit man, but they’ve got to be either natural or fucking superb if they’re prosthetics. I'd be the first to say that there ain't nothing worse than a badly sized, proportioned or positioned pair of manky plastic titties!! Anyway, here’s a photie of what she looks like nowdays, just for comparison, I’ve got to admit I like the first one better even though I’m not really into micro tits. I can’t for the life of me think of where the photo comes from cso I can’t credit it to anyone, but it was out there on the internet for public consumption, so I’m sure nobody can have a problem with it being posted here... (PBdogg or larry, any chance of letting us know where we stand here)? Oh, And to the ‘Plumber’... “Nice splash man”!

Sure thing man!... We'll need the level headed one, good thinking!.. I certainly don't trust myself.

This is getting to be like 'The Great Escape' or maybe 'The Dirty Dozen'... Anyway, I want to be Charles Bronson. Or maybe even it's 'Dr. Barnardo's' home for unwanted kids, dunno, who cares?.. I like it here!

For the prices: none! Except maybe the car park??.. Is it too late to get the car park in the poll?

Ken, you old bastard!!!!... Fuckin' glad you made it here mate!!.. I think there might be a few more on the way soon!

Shame we can't have the 'Banana' carpark in the list I think 'Guess' should be in there though, Mamasan's well worth a do & I really want to ‘smash the Granny out of her’ in April!!! Funnily enough one of my ex's has just been asked if she wants to be the Mamasan at Casanova's... One of my long time standbys & favourites in Patts is a Mamasan too... I think I've got a thing about Mamasans... Must be the combination of 'experience' mixed with the ability to keep the other girls in line with a 'fist of iron'... Irresistible

Casanova's, it's got more personality than the others all rolled into one... Or at least it did have, haven't been there for ages.

If you like 'Moo Cropb' try the little Chinaman on the corner of Soi Boukhow & South Pattaya Rd... Nice attitude, always got a load of Thais eating there too. Also there's a great little pasta wagon right where Soi Dianna meets Soi Boukhow & it's run by a small, but perfectly formed ladyboy. She's only young, she's just had someone buy her a pair of plastic tits, so ass to stop her going in the army. Best stuff 'on the go' as got to be the Hound's kebabs, I've watched the kebab stall thing balloon over the past 5/6 years or so, since the first one at the top of Soi 3. It's the best thing going when you're pissed & you need a pit stop!!.. And as the Hound said, you won't get the shits either... But you will be farting like a bulldog, especially if you can eat 3 or 4 of the things on a session, like I do.

Be a pleasure, if you're interested, I'll be around early April. No PDogg, it's right the very other end of Naklua, I was taken there several times a few years back, it's a really Thai scene with nasty little Thai gangster boys dragging pissed up teenage girlies by their hair out of damp double garages made to look like bars. I'd seen a few very young halfway,'to being on their way', LB's & I've seen the odd Falang too, usually really late at night & being abusive. The place is a terrible shithole man, but if you like it really seedy, cheap & a bit third world, this could be the place for you. Personally it's a bit too nasty & young for me, too many creepy little shitbag Thai lads with silly hair cuts & attitudes revving up motor bikes n' all that; but if you like cheap, young short time stuff (and there's some fucking sexy little girls there, believe me), then go check it out.

It shouldn't be, it's probably got half a dozen white sponsors...There's probably more money being spent on that thing than there was on the Queen Mother in her last dying days. See, told you it was a more believable excuse!

I like the sick buffalo too, it's more believable!