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Maybe you’d like to see Kat like this, Hound? :p As a rule I’d be with you, I do usually go for them bit Amazonian like, leggy, titty, bigger than life & with arse & attitude to match, almost cartoon, if you like; but in the case of someone who I’d already witnessed in the flesh & was previously a ‘cherub’ in another life, I’d rather they remain unmolested, by the surgeon, at least. :nurse: :growl: It’s probably best if I don’t see most of them before they transform themselves... And maybe there’s a ‘before & after’ topic in there somewhere, hopefully I’ll get around to it soon?.. Maybe also, just for the sheer devilment of it, I could do a cartoon identikits thread, mix n’ match, add, shrink or expand extrusions until we get the perfect LB?.. Anyone interested? Sorry it’s not exactly what I’d call a portfolio job, I rushed it, especially the hair & gob... Anyway, it’s for free & it’s only for a laugh, so who gives a fuck? :hair:

On a less flippant note, a deeply depressing story, with a serious amount of damage done to an obviously really sweet individual... And with a botched operation like that this could well be a young, hopeful life sexually & emotionally fucked!!... And all by some completely selfish prick who thought it was like buying a puppy at Christmas ... It's both callous & sickening!!.. I’d like to cut this cunts cock off with a potato peeler & then sow it into his mouth for him! Anyway, thanks for sharing JD, these stories have got to be heard. Has I said before... You want any French prick ‘smoked’, just PM me!! Maybe me & Sam can 'two's him', I'd imagine Lefty would like to get a few 'pops' in as well!

Yeah, I know Sam, Katoeylover got it on the last page!.. I was just trying to be creative (I didn't think they were that bad)... And of course, enjoying a bit of 'Froggie' bashing at the same time!

I don't... I use sombody else's.

None, if they're all out shopping or it's raining. What do they use for camoflage?.. The wife's armpit & nasal hair.

I think it's where they sometimes have that surplus of foreskin removed that looks like a wet pink sock hanging of the end of their nob... Anyway, once removed they're left with a circle of skin which reveals the top of the helmet... a bit like Kojack in a roll neck with a hole in the middle of his head.

Cool, I'll PM you my phone number before I arrive on the 30th... I need to walk too, it's what I do, I can't help myself... Sometimes I get drunk along the way, sometimes I just walk, sometimes I might even get a shag, sometimes I just steal things & upset people. Last time I bumped into Bee she told me that she had her own room now, but we all know how much these people can lie to us when they feel like it, so who knows??.. Anyway, I had a really bad bout of the shits so I didn't take her up on it, I went & threw myself in the sea instead for a clear out. And yeah, I get yor drift, she's been there forever & she's still only a kid... Yes, it makes you shudder! I pick my nose with my left hand. :p

I remember reading a book once about Lanna/Lao history & the tattooed 'Pot bellied' men of Lao (distinguished by dense tattooing in the shape of a pair of shorts). Unfortunately I can't remember the name of this book, just at the mo, but it was a good read & it went back to the 16th century when the Elizabethan explorer & adventurer Ralph Fitch was one of the very first ever Europeans to encounter the area... Anyway, he went on at length about penis bells, metal ball insertion, rods, pins & all the rest of it... And to cut a long story short, by his counts it was predominantly done (there at least) to stop soldiers & young lads getting stuck up each other. Apparently in that region at that time same sex relationships were actually considered the norm & women were just for breeding with?.. Wadda I know???.. Dirty bunch of bastards! I know it's not LB specific, but I think its close enough. Nice post Ken

I'm glad Lefty replied to the newbie post, I was just about to myself, because as much as this subject might bore a lot of the 'old hands' (like myself), it's still a really interesting topic for the fledgling & where's a forum going to be without them? So, I think it's a good time the newbies start posting! None of us need the ridicule Ramrod!.. You just get to a stage where you 'get on with it' regardless. Your skin will eventually thicken to the strength of a Rhino's

Thanks for making the effort to reply Mr Lefty... Really sorry about the ambidextrous joke; it was clumsy of me, full credit to you for being bothered to talk to me after that, that's big! Yeah, that's what I thought, she hasn't been at High Boss for a few years now & she's got her own room now too; so you haven't got that to pay for that nowdays, or at least you shouldn't have?! I've been down to Patts a handful of times lately & I've kept going down there & asking after her, but 'no show'... Damm!!.. So it's nice to know that she's still around. And your right, that 'salami' ain't so big when your up close & personal, not big enough to be a distraction, anyway... She's a slightly built, small person, so it looks big. I'm back in Patts in just over 3 weeks, so if anyone does get a passing whiff of her, the 'heads up' would be gratefully appreciated!!.. I need to get back into that soft tissue man!!! :devil:

It's OK, I'm not an ambidextrophobe.

Try not eating, it's even cheaper :p But seriously, I was just eating a superb, huge, 'Penang' curry with vegetable for 30 baht in my local food shop (they give me the big plate) & I thought about your post. You see I can tighten right up from time to time, due to either incredible, inherent, stinginess or sometimes because I just like tryng to live like a Thai would... And then sometimes just for fun, myself & a friend who lives here in CMX get into a bit of subsistence living up in the mountains, just for the 'crak'... Anyway if I eat in Thai food shops, use the local 'Lao Khow' bars (some even have LB's in them) & use the mountain bike or trainers rather than the motorbike or car I can have a fucking good time, keep fit & stuff myself all for about 3,500 baht PW including rent (for a house), bills, internet & ganga... And I'm not kidding. Of course my average weekly spend is more, probably between 7/10,000 baht PW, but I'm not really living any better, just possibly throwing a shag in here or there? Just the food stalls & water dispensers on their own, I reckon you could do it for about 7/800 baht PW, but you'd have to find a tent to live in. Sometimes I impose this lifestyle on myself out of sheer, unadulterated guilt after going down to the 'Smoke' & spunking about 3/4,000 baht a day on shit food, shit chicks, shit piss & shit accommodation! Why I still do it I just don't know Great spew story, by the way!

Yes, the incredibly chunky Bee!!.. Although that's not why I like her, she's a cheeky little minx & a fuckin' good 'tread'!.. That arse can take a real bash, you can smash it to fuck, I tell yah!!!.. I'm a full on 'top' & has you say, that ain't no 'lame' bottom, it's a sincerley good one!.. But that's what some BM called her on another site?? Just about the only completely flat chested bird on my favorites list! Are you sure she's currently at Hi Boss, I just haven't seen her since the begining of last Autumn?? Here's a photie, courtesy of Asian T's... If the photographer can be found I'd like to give him a credit, especially for the enigmatic view of soft tissue.

Just out of interest, if anyone knows her?.. Has anyone seen 'Bee' who hangs/used to hang around at the beach end of Soi 6,1?? She used to be there virtually every day whether it be day or night, rain or shine, but for the past 4 trips now, taking things back to early November, I haven't seen her at all??.. Neither have the other girls that hang about there (or so they say)? Anyway, I desperately need to shag her before my nob turns into a 'Kipper'.. She's been called a 'lame' bottom before now (at my previous home), but I've always had dynamite, deborched, meaningful sex with her. I need Bee, somebody please help!!

Fuck I've just given Bumble Bee a +1 by mistake... Can we take it off of him please Mods?

"Come on baby, don't say maybe, I gotta know, is your hot ass gonna save me"?.. Classic country, rock writing at its best. That & the rest of the above are well worth a +1 just in themselves... Well done!.. You've just cheered my Sunday morning up! I think Bumble Bee might be right about the too much time on your hands thing.

In London the bitch would have you fuckin' arrested!!! I spent years on London commuter trains & it's true, you take one step too close to a chick & she'll do that 'golf ball eyed' tremor thing, absolutely horrified with one finger on top of the 'Mace' button!!! Fukin', lesbo, wanker, man hating, shit stink, bitches. :growl:

Nice to see your bar here John!!... It's 'Lung Somchai' from ciang Mai. Anyway, throughly enjoyed the chat last time I was in & I've always really enjoyed the hospitality & genuinely friendly environment that Koyo & yourself provide for us misfits! I just didn't need to be dragging myself out of there at daybrake... Again... And again... And again! Me & 'Monkey Boy' ('Backdoor Specialist' to some folk here) will be piling through your door sometime around the 30th March... I promise we'll be on our very best behavior!? Really looking forward to it, I personally think you've currently got the best LB bar in Patts... By a margin! If the Hound's reading this, apparently on your last night I just missed you by about an hour or so the last time that I was in; it's a shame, I'd have liked to have met you in the flesh, we could have compared clothes. John reckons it was virtually an identical conversation... guess what about???.. It just went on a few hours longer... Till I couldn't talk anymore.

And yoo hansum man tooo Mr. Bummble Bee

I used to do a beach walk from 'The temple of Truth', Naklua to where Koyo7 is at the pier in South Pattaya. It's a doozie & a great way to work off a hang over too... Sometimes I use to run it! Anyway, you've got fat 'Russkie' tarts trying too chat you up, ladymen that sleep rough on the beach accosting you (not recommended), piss drinking & food shops, freaky 'Skandie' nudists (from time to time), a stop off at Soi 6,1 on the way (especially if Bee's about), plenty of dead fish, broken beer bottles & discarded Durex's to look at & you can dump yourself in the water when you get too hot! What a great way to loose half a day!.. 'Tourism Authority of Thailand' 05-03-2054 You know this town is cleaning up!

Didn't bore me either Bumble Bee. I did a bit of part time teaching in a private Korean school up here in CMX a few years back & they sacked me for teaching English rather than American... And that's absolutely true!! I doubt that anyone wants the story? but if you do just ask. Funnily enough, they told me that I could work out the rest of the month & when I replied, "Poke it"! in my best Cockney/Estuary English, they actually had no problem understanding me, what so ever! PS. I should have mentioned in the other post that in spite of my griping & all the rest of it with failing assets in the UK & what not... I wouldn't have changed any of it!!!.. I've had a fucking ball, living like a reckless teenager on hard drugs with a 'hard on'!.. And I managed to reignite a former life that was beginning to go stale too. :devil:

From one loudmouthed fucker to another, I agree full heartedly! Gift of the gab, look presentable, keep smiling, keep bullshitting & keep turning up!!... 'Good dress sense & patter' as you put it. I think you're a couple of years younger than me & our generation in England was incredibly style conscious, whether scruffy or smart & that hangs on... And it's one of the main factors that does it for me here (obviously, keeping yourself in shape 'does' pay its dividends too, but it looks like you're doing well enough already)! Most Thais really don't like sweat & beer stained vests, dreadlocks n' other stuff with bits of bird shit, spunk, bubble gum & discarded fag packets in it... :lolu: Be the man they want to be seen with! I've been considering the stinkies for a while now, although I must admit it's not really in my nature, at least not since the 'Paco Rabanne' dousing days... But now I'm a bit older & more insecure I think I can see myself reaching for the cologne shelf quite soon! Funnily enough it's the complete lack of style in Pattaya (my favorite hunting ground) which is one of the main appeals. I just love watching the circus like, style mishap, freak show roll by while I'm pumping down beer Chang & laughing at these cunts!... Admittedly they're probably thinking, "Who's this prick think he is, "The Great fuckin' Gatsby" in his fancy, soft linen, flouncy, 'poofta' shirts & all the rest of it... But my plan works, their's don't! Simple as that. Sexy as you are, I'm afraid the tingly nipple thing isn't working on me, at least not yet. I'll let you know when they're up.

JaaiDee, you are fast becoming a small 'Demi God' in my eyes. :bow: I was in two minds whether to even look at this thread, because I thought, Nancy who??.. Just some new plastic monster??... And then low & behold 'THIS NANCY'!!!!.. WOWAWOWA!!!! :wub: I've made my nob look like a pipe cleaner before now with the amount of times I've pulled myself to fuckin' bits over this chick!!!.. Man I've dragged myself around & around the the living room floor in circles, trashing carpets & curtains with high velocity squirt!!.. You just wouldn't believe how much the photos of this girl turned me on... and they were probably your photos too! :nurse: I never actually witnessed the spectacle in the flesh, in those days Casanova was the BKK LB bar for me, the other places just didn't do it... I suppose not freaky enough... Has I said, I love the spectical... But hey, I didn't realize she's like some 6' plus Amazonian, I could see she wasn't small, but I just didn't think that big??.. Wow, maybe it's just as well I never saw her, they would have eventually had to throw me out of the country for stalking & exposure. :devil: It's interesting reading the dialog between Bumblebee & yourself... And I agree, I've said to so many people, late 90's until 05/06 really was a golden age when the scene still felt fresh & ladyboys were real ladies, not factory processed 'Barbie Dolls' devoid of very much other than, "Halo, yoo buy m' drink? My friend also" It also makes me ponder the proliferation of LB websites, they're great resources & a great way to meet like minded people... But the thrill of the chase is gone man!!.. I like doing my own research, getting 'stuck up dark alleys' & infiltrating... I'm the sort of bloke who used to like cruising the beach in Pattaya about 5.00am trying to flaunt danger. That was my 'MO', all dark & interesting!... But now, it's too well organized & sanitized with college kids looking at it as some 'Rights of passage', Thailand must do. God knows where it will end. Finally, I noticed you mentioned Talisha, Bumble Bee... I initially thought she'd be the real bitchy type & she used to piss me off by keep following me in the 'boggs & being way too 'Cock Sure' of herself by sitting on the toilet pan & teasing out, "You want my dick"!?.. It's a real shame, I'm a giver & not a taker, otherwie I'd have taken her up on it... I did eventually get to know her a bit as she was a really good trusted friend of an ex of mine & she's actually quie lovely :angel: JaaiDee, if you want any Frenchies 'spanked out', PM me. I'd best go & look at this 'Legends'!!!.. Sorry I droned on a bit

Oh, alight then Hound +1... I'm giving these things out like toffees. Anyway, I don't need a label, I'm just 'me' & anyone can call me what the fuck they want!.. So long as it's not 'ambidextrous'. Nice to see we're in some grown up company for once!

By the sound of things it looks like Bumble Bee's handsum man!! Fuckin' good post Bumble Bee! +1