Luung

Oh shit BB, I thought you meant... 'Which FM's would you like to meet from here'??.. Sorry, fucked up again & I've written this lot about FM's I'd like to meet specifically from here... For nothing... And I had work to be getting on with!... Now I feel silly

It's 'Building site chic' to 'pissed up beach bum' to 'lounge lizard fop' for me... But I agree with you whole heartedly, labels are for pretenders & girly boys & there ain't nothing worse, it denotes following a fashion (a word I detest) & that just means you can't think for yourself or determine your own style & that you'll be also lead like sheep or bovine cattle. As for the young Burmese lad I figure it's only a matter of time before he realizes the business logic of donning a skirt himself & going the way of the Chinese. :hair: If you want tailored jeans, try 'Mr Shing's' in South Pattaya, it's an institution & they'll let you have as many fittings as you want until you've got it right & if 'old Mr Shing's in there in person & you say he's been recommended you'll get well looked after & it might even become an event?

Has I initially interpreted BB's question WRONGLY I'm editing this line to read, "FM's I'd like to meet from the LBR website... KenW, Khun Lefty, Sam, JaiDee & the Hound!.. Aghhhhhhh.. What a fuckin' waste of time! I'm actually a lone hunter by nature who has a rule doesn't take to pack hunting very well. The fraternal, Rugby club, monging & trophy finding nature of this activity leaves me cold!.. But I do relish teaming up with the odd 'like minded' from time to time for a spot of nuisance making, deviant banter & drinking. I'm a talker & walker & I enjoy the’ crack’, pure & simple. I only joined my first LB forum very late last May because I was desperately trying to find information about one of my very dearest LB friends' who'd just passed away!.. Anyway, apart from an ignored post about her, I didn't post again until late July, so whilst an old hand on the scene, forums are still a quirky new culture for me... But in spite of that many BM's wanted to meet me, but to be perfectly honest it was usually a bit of a chore for me, except for a few exceptions, one of whom I'm really looking forward to meeting in Patts at the end of the month! Anyhow, Ken's one of the more colourful characters who I'd really like to meet in the flesh (so to speak) & it's such a shame that we sadly missed each other by a few days on his last visit. We were actually proudly expelled from the last 'site' together, same day, same time (related & unrelated reasons)!... Both having to be dragged out of the door kicking, punching & swearing as we went! I sort of look at it like a job of work, 'Anyone can leave a job, but it takes a fucking good man to get sacked'!! Ken's got three brains!.. He's kinky as fuck & he doesn't care who knows it & he doesn't give a fuck what he says either (you just don't know him yet, he's on his best behaviour... As I am too)!!!.. And he's 'self effacing' to the point of being depreciating, which to me indicates buckets full of natural charm! He's given myself & a lot of other BM's a lot of really good & enlightening belly laughs!.. We corresponded inside & outside of the old forum & I liked him that much that I've even fitted him up with an old LBGF before now! I'd like to meet Khun Lefty & Sam too!.. A day out with Khun Lefty quite intrigues me at the mo... And I'm quite sure that I'd really enjoy sitting down & having a long chat with JaiDee, I'm certain that would be as informative as it would be entertaining! I'd like to meet 'The Hound too', but he's gonna have to leave my mate 'the mamasan' alone! :hair: BB... I still haven't forgiven you for not replying to my lovely, flattering post praising your B/W photography.

"Conscience is but a word that cowards use, Devised at first to keep the strong in awe! Conscience avaunt! "March on! Join bravely! Let us to it pell mell. If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell!"

They're all wearing skirts & trying to sell their arses Khun Lefty... Hadn't you noticed?. :hair: Personally I wouldn't dream of wearing a suit that had been tailored here, not unless I did a 'stinko' job where I needed to wear some kind of ‘Noddy’ outfit every day of the week... But then my 'lil' mammy' was a lady tailoress & I’ve designed lots of stuff myself that I’ve had made up here & I'm English, to boot (not the Soi Bukhow variety), so of course I'm fussy. But more importantly, I know what I'm fucking looking at! In spite of actually living here the last suit I had tailored was made by Jaegers’ own tailors in Jermyn St, London, W1. And it still looks a million dollars & gives me an immediate erection every time I dorn it.. And before that it was always my dad's old tailor 'Himmie the Jew', down at the Cut in Waterloo, SE1. No erections, but still good. Has I said on my, "So you thought it was all P4P" thread... "Be the man they want to be seen with!... Not the prick in the cheap suite... Sometimes you've just got to bite the bullet, some things have just got to be paid for & I say that in spite of my inherently stingy nature! BTW, the Sikhs are most definitely the better choice out of the two... But a Burmese is even better! Was that off topic enough?

There you go Sam, but I want one back! +1 I just don't want you walking in anybody's shaddow

You've made me feel whole again Khun Lefty

Fully agree JD & yeah, a lot of stuff was 'spot on’! .. And a lot was a load of old 'toss' that we've heard a million times before, but it's still entertaining, thanks for sharing! :goodjob: Personally I liked the bloke who said, "he wanted to get a Thai wife because they are more submissive"... Try pushing a Thai & see what happens! I think overall, it's the same old story of lots of guys coming over here desperately seeking some sort of emotional/partnership success where they never had it at home, for whatever reason... 'The hansum man syndrome'... Well unfortunately they may delude themselves into thinking they've found a winner, at least on the surface of things, but as we all know, in all probability they will have not, because they're usually the type that still have got a lot to learn about relationships & expectation first, before they can even start to take into consideration cultural, language & age differences!.. And relating to the above mentioned blogs, that was the first that struck a chord with me, I've always said to people, "you've already got a language barrier & a cultural difference, WTF put an age gap on top, just too really fuck up any chance of long term success"! ;) One simple fact & it might sound harsh to some, is this... If you were the type of bloke who never had a problem pulling chicks in the first place, then you can no doubt actually use this place to some sort of advantage :devil: But if you weren't & you're after some sort of trophy hanging off your arm... Then sorry, but unfortunately you're most probably going to get pulled to pieces out there both emotionally & financially. :money: And in the immortal words of the internationally renown 60's calypso recording artist 'Jimmy Sole':- "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Better get an ugly girl to marry you"! It baffles me how so many of either nationalities (involved in P4P or otherwise) can delude themselves to such a degree, but that just goes to show the sheer desperation out there, on both parts. People just don't see what they don't want to even when the whole world & every single sinew in their body is screaming at them! :startle: Nowdays marriages & long term relationships overall don't work in cultures where people have choices & they haven't done for a long while now, that’s evident... And I'm not sure what that says about either 'us' or how our 'societies' function... And that should also be taken into consideration by those bold enough to endeavour upon a 'full on' cross cultural relationship. For myself, one of the main reasons for eleven years ago choosing CMX as a 'bolthole' was in the hope of meeting a 'nice' girl, a potential wife, someone my mother would have liked!... But in spite of having some great long term relationships here with both GG's & LB's, 'the real thing' just ain't happened for a zillion & one reasons, most of which should be obvious... But what I will say is this... There are good ones out there & you may meet the right one for you... But believe you me, unless your partner is extremely well educated, travelled or incredibly aware (very unusual) then unfortunately cultural/social convention, racist, greedy family, mixed agenders & expectations or your drinking, womanizing, or drug taking habbits will kill the union dead in the water. :growl: Enough said... I'm off to have a wank... It's uncomplicated!

BB, a while ago now in another almost now forgotten life, far far away over the hill & down the windy dingly dangly path to Dingly Dell & beyond, I made some lovely comments about a sprinkling of your enigmatic black & white photies & you completely fuckin' ignored me!.. You would of had 'shed loads' of wonderful comments from me otherwise & probably another lovely, lovely, fluffy little +1 to add to your ever blosoming collection too & it would have been well deserved for all your efforts & being kind enough in sharing all these incredibly endearing images... They've got a lot of charm & I never tire of looking at them. There you go! :p

It's funny, the word in the 'hood' is this... The current fight club in these parts nowdays is the Brits & the Ruskkies, with the Brits coming off a bad second!!! So I'm for anyone smashing the crap out of our pathetic, shaven headed, fat bastard, plastic football shirt wearing ambassadors!!! So as much as I think the Ruskkies are arrogant, borish & very badly dressed (white goes with white & then more white). I'm all for anyone 'smoking' fattie, Soi Bukhow, English larger louts... That just gives me a lovely warm feeling inside! I always remember getting chatted up & having drinks bought for me by two middle aged, well drunk & well over weight Ruskkie tarts straight from the beach in bar in Naklua; anyway, I thought I was going to 'cop' for one of these old 'stink pots' untill they started clearing everything from the bar top & stuffing it all into their handbags, ash trays, beer mats, the lot!!!... The Thai girls behind the bar actually started arming themselves with knives, mashetties & all sorts... And I just slowly slid down the other end of the bar for a quick escape... I didn't even want to see how that one was going to turn out! It beats me, but the Russians think they're buying the place up wholesale & taking over... Boy have they got a shock in store!.. When that situation comes on top it will have to be handled from the TOP... That one just can't go down to a street level. Da svidAn’ya :)

JD, CMX to Nan is a great ride it's all across mountains! A good way to drop into Lao, if you want to be really adventurous, is to pick up a Chinese beer boat from Chiang Sean, I'm pretty sure they'd even let you bring a bike aboard & then maybe bike back into Nan from Lao? ;) I don't know if you read my last post on the Lao thread?.. But after reading your last post there I would say that if you're going to rent a bike, it may be a prudent idea to hire the thing in CMX Anyway, hopefullly hear from you. :)

Eat the pebbles? It wouldn't be my advice, but I would imagine that she would be expected to choose option (3) & sacrifice herself for the sake of the family, that would be a perceived Thai logic. The money lender could well be a lateral thinker as he has blatantly picked up two black stones giving a message loud & clear that there is NO escape from from the debt (without actually saying so) & that the girl should just do her duty without any fuss. Maybe they should just let the farmer go to jail & then they can go out, buy an open top sports car & embark on a wreaking spree stopping at every local bar on the way... The farmer would have eventually sold her to the moneylender at any rate, so fuck him, neither of them would of had any respect for the man who would sell his own daughter... And at the end of the day, in spite of his meanness the moneylender will be an incredibly attractive man in ANY Thai community, she wouldn't stay horrified for long!.. That works for me as Thai logic, but would also come under the 'umberella' of lateral thinking. Has mentioned previously before, when involved in an issue on another site, logic can only come from assumption & our assumptions are completely different to start with; so 'logic', but not like we know it 'Jim'!??... And if a 'Thai' manages to think, 'out of the box', i.e. laterally, then that is what I would call a happy accident, along with any form of forward or practical thinking. Yeah, fuck it... Eat the pebbles

JD, PM me if you want to go up to Chiang Mai? It would be nice to meet you!.. If I'm not staying in, of course? In all seriousness, Songkran's a far better scene up here & you get way more of a feeling of it being a propper 'water' ceremony... It's generally far organized better too!

Thanks PDogg, But I think I've just killed a second thread through trying to be creative? OK, cartons don't go down too well here... Looks like we've got another photo junkies site? Philistines :p

I think I just killed Lefty's thread Larry?... Didn't think it was that bad?.. Oh well, others must be the judge of that I suppose, I'd best stick to telling lies in bars

OK, I've been told carbon monoxide in the air con????.. Or legionaries disease? Make what you will of that?.. I still say it's a good place

A gas mask, gun boots, jodhpurs & tweed jacket with a cape & bull whip! Minnie Mouse & Snow White outfits are cool! :angel: Policewoman, nurse & a school girl of course (preferably Chiang Mai University! :nurse: a Red Indian Head Dress with & suede Minni skirt & a couple of real scalps & some dead squirrels hanging off of it! A Gorilla outfit! A Fluffy Baby Bunny Rabbit outfit! My old underpants! Your old underpants! Bunny girl! :hair: Naughty secretary! NATO Peace Keeping uniform! a terrorists mask Ultimate favorite's got to be a shimmery cocktail dress with 17" heel 'fuck me' shoes & big slits up the legs, naked sides & the arse cut out of it with the tits hanging out & a Carmen Miranda 'tutti fruity' hat... Yeah!! :devil: Sizes 8-10... Should look a treat

I'm staying in!

Just thought of another one...'Sweet Transexual', Rocky Horror Picture Show... I remember taking a girlfriend to see it when I was 17... It was shit!

Well he advertises himself as a transsexual & I do genuinely feel that he should have been born a girl Farangbah... But I must admit, same as you, he makes me feel a bit squealmish... Anyway, get a load of this what he's done with Hercules & love affair... When he does funk he wipes me out... You should listen to some of his Leonard Cohen covers too!

It sounds funny, I know the Downtown Inn, it's an OK place & I used to book friends in there before we got all the 'boutiquie' Hotels around here???.. As 'Our Man in Chiang Mai', I'll see what I can 'glean' of this situation?.. Back in a mo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjuSDlItMI I can't do this PDogg & there isn't a media icon next to the twitterlogo thing?? Fuck, it's done it!!!... Anthony Haggarty, half English/half American transsexual (does that make him a transracial)?? Singing, "You are my sister", with boy George... I grew up around the corner from Boy George, he actually comes from a really hard Irish 'navvy' family, the O'Dowd's. My brother boxed his brother Kevin & I used to knock about with his sister Siobhan... Cunt probably wouldn't recognize me now. I even remember him being a cloakroom attendant with 'Marilyn' at the Blitz, not long before they both became famous independently of one another. What a club & what days??

I've just changed the pic, the other one was a bit gross & not upto standard... The whole thing was executed & writen last last under the infuence & I sort of wish I'd never done it; still it's there now as a testiment to how inappropriate a post can be when your not playing with a full deck... take note lads! God knows what the Hound will think??

Short Time California... By Lung 09-03-54 On a dark desert highway, cool gizz in my hair Warm smell of bum juice, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My penis head grew heavy, but my cock looked thin I had to stop for the night There ‘katoeys’ stood in the doorway; I smelt that old pissy smell And I was thinking to myself, ’This could be heaven or this could be hell’ Then she lit up a candle and she drove it in all the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Short Time California Such a lovely place Spunked up all over her face Plenty of room at the Short Time California You can drink the beer & you can shag LB’s in here Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the long cock that bends Heshe’s fucked a lot of fat old boys, that she calls friends? How they prance in the courtyard, rancid smelling sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance with regret So I got stuck up the captain, ’Please don’t fuckin’ whine’ He said, ‘I haven’t had that much cock shoved up here since nineteen sixty nine’ And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Short Time California Such a lovely place Gizz splashed up her lovely face They’ve been spunking it up at up at The Short Time California What a nice surprise, when she unzips her flies Spunk dripping off the ceiling, Her grip was like a vice And she said you’re a prisoners here, cause I think you're nice’ And in the masturbators chambers, We gathered for the feast I stabbed her arse same as if with steely knives, But that just couldn’t kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Ramming hermaphrodites at the door I had to find the back passage That I cum in before ’Relax,’ said the ladyman, We are programmed to receive. You can get your dick out any time you like, But you can never leave!

"Eve, from Turlock, California, is now a full-time model and actress but she also wrestles with men for $400 an hour". Fuck, I used to be an armature wrestling coach & I'd be shit scared to go anywhere near that thing!!! That's a full on, belching, farting, squirting, fully ovulating, milker... In other words a female.