duke007

Very Sweet little thing indeed TC , but going by her expression she doesnt look too impressed with your jokes mate

I was thinking the same Boot, and I should have known that having been "had" by her in November....and very very nice it was too Maybe its the long hair in TC's (post 313) pic that made me have my doubts...dont know why

Yep

A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible", The Doctor examines him and the says "You need to shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage, put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days." The Muslim does this and goes back to the Doctor and says "I feel wonderful what was wrong with me?".. the Doctor replied "You were homesick"

And the odd ring seller amogo

Its defo a chair or sofa for me, you never know who is going to park their sweet little ass on your knee

In Bangkok and in this bar wherever it is

I dont know if this one is ok as she does look a tad young in this pic, plus I dont want the "shit" poor Etgohm got on another forum, I will leave it to the mods to decide

This one is in Phuket if anyone is interested

Have you got yours out for the lads yet BB?

Steer clear of C & Ds tonight around 10pm when i arrive. Its going to be bloody! I have a major rant coming on. I went to the bar today to collect last night's takings, so that i could refill the bank balance, and found myself locked out. This is the 4th time in 3 weeks this has happened. "Solly boss, key blake". "Solly boss, key lost" "Solly boss……" shrug etc etc I'm in a foul mood anyway, as this cold has been hanging around me for a week now. You have been warned! (please remember these are jimbo's posts and not duke007's)

I never ventured to Soi 6 despite spending 12 days in Pattaya last November, so I have got that one on hold My other Fantasy is to be Bow's "bitch", just something about her that makes my knees tremble

Getting gang-raped by half a dozen or more ladyboys upstairs in Hi-Boss I think about it all the time

Works for me and I would be a regular visitor if they were black or white colour panties , plus I would be especially happy if I bought her two drinks and got to keep them

Ive just seen a couple of pics of Kendo's on another forum, 3 people on a motorbike with a small kid at the front ...WTF

When I was younger I was blessed when given a 9 and a half inch penis.... unfortunately it belonged to Father O' Malley!

I was sitting next to a black guy earlier when I noticed he had seven fingers, I turned to him and said "thats amazing, Ive never seen a guy with seven fingers on one hand before", He looked up and said "Fuck Off and let me eat my Twix in peace"

Premature Ejaculator seeks young attractive woman for fling....Must have large breasts, big lips, a tight arse and... aaaaaw for fucksake, nevermind

As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers i muttered under my breath, "Fat fucking cows" "What was that?" snapped my wife "You Herd"

A smart young blonde girl is standing on the edge of a cliff crying and trying to get the nerve to jump, a passing tramp walks up to her and says..... "Since you are about to kill yourself can I have sex with you before you do?" "Fuck off " she replies "Fair enough" says the tramp as he turns and walks away "I'll just go and wait at the bottom"

AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM wwwAnnsummers.com In relation to your Christmas order for the Red Anal Vibrator you ordered on page 16 of our Gays Only Catalogue, please could you select another Item as this is our Fire Extinguisher

just been into the loft and found a 1979 copy of the TV Times, or as its now known - the sex offenders register

I met a beautiful woman by the lake the other day, there was a spark between us and she fell at my feet, As we lay together making love I thought to myself....these fucking tasers are well worth the money

Ok, heres one I heard last night... What is long, hard and smells of Peaches? The Coroner's Cock