The-Sith

@Pulci Gorgon how do we infiltrate those groups? I'd love to hear what the LBs are saying. I want to get the inside scoop. For example.... is it true when they go to the bathroom they use the clients toothbrush to clean out their ass?

150 per hour in Bristol but dinner cost 25 and taxi is 30..... while in BKK dinner cost 7 and tuktuk is 5. I'd like to eat her cunt hole.

exactly. The "extortion fee" to dismiss the Ting Tong Crazies just needs to be amortized over the payment with the other girls. Otherwise shit can get worse really fast. And it's usually not a reasonable person so escalation and fight may be the choice over flight. Ting Tong doesn't accurately describe The Human Centipede experience those three LBs had to endure. I think BaBa Bo Bo better describes it. The Golden Penis experience is closer to Ting Tong. I wonder if those girls posted on LB Only forums about these stories.

thanks for the link. im going to use it. All this discussion is ok so long as it's positive. The high end GG clubs are expensive. I've dropped big bucks and seen others do the same. Given the delta between The Play and Nana in terms of cost.... it hurts more. But after you party with and bang these girls.... it's difficult to go back to the GGs in the regular GoGo Bars which have floppy tits... bad fashion.... bad training and wrinkles. The girls at the high end bars lose their job if they have bad attitude or don't look hot. I feel the delta in quality is bigger than ever because it seems quality at GG bars has really dropped to rock bottom over the past 8 years in BKK and Pattaya. GGs have become Fat. Rude. Poorly trained. Makes LBs more appealing.

Job was the clear SuperStar at CIB 5 years ago. Today it looks like they have some more talented Champs! looking great!

The following Ting Tong LB Experience is kind of dark..... so don't read if you want to stay away from that type of thing. I had organized a LB Foursome at the Landmark in Nana on Sukhimvit about 6 years ago. Foursomes are not that easy to organize so I went for the higher end LB escorts online. One of the girls.... the hottest based on pictures, was Leeya. She is a petite LB in the picture below. She turned out to be totally Ting Tong! The other two are also pictured below. They were cool. Let me say the girls did not look as advertised.... but Leeya did look pretty good..... except for a terrible case of acne or some other skin problems on her face that she tried to cover up. The two other girls showed up at my room first. Their attitude was great and they were punctual etc..... Leeya was 2 hours late and showed up with a really angry attitude. i cant remember all the reasons why but she insisted on being paid more and so i told her she had to leave. She refused and started to threaten getting violent. The other two girls were very cool and told me they thought "Leeya believes she is a SuperStar" and acts really bad to customers and other girls. The Sith was in a precarious position. I was juggling a foursome and didn't want to kill the vibe with the other two LBs..... while I also refused to be extorted by this girl....so I was taking a tough approach with Leeya who was totally EXPLOSIVE and ready to fight. I could physically remove her myself...which would have caused a violent fight and destroy the vibe. And whatever other repercussions related to that. I needed to artfully get her the fuck out of my hotel room while preserving the mood. So with a combination of reaching for the phone to call hotel security (at the Landmark..... a foursome with sexy LBs isn't going to be a problem) and giving her some cash to get out of the room ultimately solved the situation without violence. But I can say that was a 15 to 20min super tense ordeal that could have exploded into something really bad because Leeya was totally off her rocker. the above photos are from the LB THREESOME I had after I kicked out Leeya. Leeya was a well known LB in BKK. And she was the topic of considerable monger discussion. On one of the Forums....more guys started reporting about her erratic behavior and how her apartment was totally disheveled. And how her skin looked terrible. She was apparently hitting the Yaba pretty hard. She was already on extensive HRT. And who knows whatever physical and emotional issues she was dealing with. Within about 6 to 8 months after our terrible meeting....unfortunately Leeya passed away. She was beautiful. She was smart. But the combination of certain chemicals, which are common for LBs... along with whatever other personal things she was dealing with caught up with her. Poor girl. In retrospect I was happy I didn't let things descend into violence..... my main intention to give her cash to leave was to preserve the mood. I felt really angry that I was being extorted for cash based on her threat of violence/explosion in my hotel room.... yet had to bite my tongue and just remained firm giving her my own threats.... and paid her $$ to diffuse the tense situation. But I didn't know the full background story that night...... and still don't. Clearly she had a lot of dark things going on in her life..... which is not uncommon for some of the ladies we meet up with. No matter what their circumstance.... many end up with a difficult life. So after that I developed more empathy than before for the girls...... I just let things go and if they are not the right vibe.... they dont even get into the door.......or if there is a problem I just pay and get them to leave and make sure I don't ever get to a situation where violence maybe possible. RIP.

@Pulci Gorgon sounds like she really liked you. The entire estrogen hormone thing is alien to males and really the one quagmire for "straight" males that have to deal with women because of their attraction. Add alcohol and it gets worse. Add "penis disphoria" and I guess you get the results you got. But clearly she liked you and her insecurities made her lose it.

@Woodie that's totally crazy! watching that insane catfight violence..... in some ways it is as scary as it is sexy. Well.... I can say sexy for the GGs but when it's LBs then it's men fighting but like cats.... and nothing is off limits.

We all have had some crazy experiences with fucked up LBs. Surprisingly I can only one or two stand out in memory for me. Which I will write about later. Here is a video someone posted on Reddit today: What experiences have you had with insane LBs?

three letters: WOW!

Honestly I have only picked up GGs at RCA.......and have taken LBs there. I took two sexy LBs from Obsessions one time that were both 100% passable. We fucked first...... then went out to RCA. That was in a TR called "Return of the Sith!" It's difficult picking up Thai GGs at places like RCA if you are by yourself. You need friends who can cover for you by taking your targets friends.... or else one or two other girls in the group will get jealous and try to cockblock you. That's my experience. If you go to other bars along Sukhimvit that are known for sluttier women... you can go alone. But not so much for places like RCA. However.......for LBs.... you can usually hunt by yourself.... because LBs want attention. Attention from a guy who will be happy to learn they have a dick. The difficult part is knowing which girl is an LB in a place like that because only super passable ones go there. Sometimes....GG friends of LBs can get jealous too. Such is life. But I find it does sometimes have a mixed crowd and you can find Toms there too (lesbian girls with short hair) which I also like and can sometimes be converted to the Dark Side of kissing with a guy and maybe even go further! LBs are so pervasive that there are lots of places to hunt for them. If you want chilled out GFE like us more senior guys appreciate.... you need to venture beyond the p4p scenes....while making sure you pay. All LBs need attention. All LBs need cock. All LBs have extra expenses like hormones and clothing and whether civilian or not.... they need extra cash too! perfect for me!

I knew MiMi would be your babe. How about her whorish Burburry school skirt and the cute Genki Smile! I have to give her credit. How about the tiny package in Leia's panties..... she definitely is not a Postie. I think she was Loatian. She loved spanking the ass of the Brunette.... but I couldn't convince Leia to fuck the Brunette. That's not so easy.

by the way @Pulci Gorgon out of those three girls.....which one do you like best? everyone has their own tastes. I bet everyone chiming in would make a different pick. Back then when this occurred..... I would take the brunette. Today The Sith picks Leia. When I first got into LBs..... probably Brunette or MiMi would have been my choice.

@Pulci Gorgon that's so awesome! thanks for grabbing those. They bring back so many memories. It was three LBs....not two. Yet the two were way better than the third girl. look at that right tight body on Leia! Fucking sexy. She was the aggressive one. Yet I like the baby fat "college girl" look of the brunette with braces. I can't remember her name. I'm assuming MiMi the Human Protocol Droid was the Japanese looking petite LB. is that right? She was the lamest based on my taste. Way too passive and like a thin tiny boy.... no curves and no passion.... just kind of dainty and cute. I think she was MiMi the Human Protocol Droid because while The Sith and the other two girls were fucking.... she was the Droid that basically helped out.... licking my ass while I was fucking one girl and sucking another..... using her hand to insert my cock into Leias ass and stroke by balls while I fuck Leia. She was "support" for the foursome.... because I think the other two babes were more fun and hotter. Thanks so much for posting this PG!!!. It just reminds me how damn outrageous a night can get in BKK with a gaggle of foxy three-legged babes, in a short time room with a sex-hungry dude like me.

I didnt keep them on my phone but they are on LBP site. Is there anyone on LBP who can find the pictures of those two babes? I haven't bothered to create another account or anything there..... so if anyone is on that site.... I think the TR is under my name The Sith and called "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACKPUSSY" There were two girls (actually I think it was three... but the third one now that I remember was kind of lame) who were super super foxy LBs that I have a foursome with. We snapped some pictures where they were holding up signs that said "The Sith Was Here" on their spread ass cheeks while Princess Leia and I were spanking the super cute LB with the long hair. I hope someone can screen capture those hilarious (and sexy) pics and post them here!!

@rxpharmwow! that brings back GREAT memories..... Princess Leia.... I almost forgot about that.... but thanks for reminding me. I remember her... plus there was another sexy LB that night...... there may even have been a third LB in bed too. I can't recall. But I certainly remember Princess Leia and her tight body and those great curled up braids in her hair. What a babe! And her long haired friend was even hotter. Baby fat and braces. I want to masturbate right now just thinking about them. Yes .... we got to live the Golden Years of LB Mongering in Thailand. I think you lived it more than I did and earlier too. You and Crag ....who i actually met at the LBWVB event. You two seemed to have much better systems and knowledge of BKK LB action.... including websites and side hustles and lots of regular LBs that loved you guys. As for Straps.... it has the hottest babes in Nana. Period. And it's location.... before it closed...was perfectly situated by the Plaza entrance and so many times I would take unsuspecting newbies there and let them get down with the foxy girls. They never figure it out unless they go all the way. But by then it's too late. i am very much into Amatuers. And by BKK standards.... that means an LB that fucks for money but doesn't solicit on the street or work in a gogobar. I think to get the more GFE longer term feeling you had in the past.... change your approach. Malls.... Thaifriendly....Tinder.....Libraries.... and even some of the regular clubs like RCA. Lots of super passable LBs that need to suck cock and always appreciate extra cash. That's the Amatuer crowd of BKK LBs where you can find the old school relaxed fun....IMHO.

Sir @rxpharm.... i can never even come close to understanding posties like someone of your esteemed stature in this area. Certainly...... just as Baby Boom had Colywob's Corner.... STRAPS must have had THE PHARMACY which was an area dedicated to RxPharm and all the delightful posties that look like sexy beauty contestant models squealing and flicking their hair back as they get fingered under the table in their sexy pussy holes by the Post Op Master Himself....RxPharm. My own personal trauma of seeing what appears to be "meat explosions" surrounded by tufts of black pubes is something I have to deal with. Like I said..... my last postie experience was A++ .... great surgically and attitude was incredible. Actually my "Postie Post" about Posties making "me want to puke" and fugazi vags looking like "an abyss that resembles Darth Vaders head after falling into the lava river" were just joking around and literary embellishment for comedic purposes. Of course I have never seen a scared orange Vader face between the legs of a Thai girl. And it takes way more than botched vag surgery to make The Sith squeamish. so I honor your insights.... and may explore it further in the future. But aside from the joking in my first post..... this is exactly how I see it. 1. I LOVE GGS. About 75% of what I am fucking these days is GG. Probably same ratio over past 20 to 30 years. And with that.... I LOVE GG VAG. So long as the GG is hygienic (without that overpowering pungent fish scent ..... a little bit is ok) and she is under 30 and not overweight.... a natural Vag is really a work of art. Something I love to put my meat into and connect with and something I once in a while love to lick. Whether it's fake boobs or fake vag....I pick real any day. It's not just functionality.... it's a bias The Sith has for all things. In Tinder..... an automatic left swipe are two things for me: 30 or above years of age and fake boobs. GGs get left swiped automtically on fake boobs and if there were preference filters that accounted for fake boobs.... I would click it to filter them all out. And this is even when the boobs look awesome. It's just my own personal bias. 2. Why does The Sith fuck sexy Ladyboys? Because they have the feminine energy and feminine beauty of Women. Yet have the playful fun of Boys. Always down to fuck. Always cool. Always into joking and partying and very relaxed sexually like a male. And low maintenance. Once the balls are cut....and the testosterone goes away.... that "Boy" factor is gone and all those things I listed as advantages....like being low maintenance and into partying.... start to wane. In some posties... they even start to move into the GG territory of being erratic emotionally and high maintenance. Estrogen makes some of the posties lose their reasonableness and ability to stop with all the coy games and just get down to having fun. Again... only SOME of them go this far.... but you get what im saying. Its a spectrum. I had a Trap two nights ago. She was not as feminine as I like because she only realized she was a woman two years ago..... so HRT has been for 18 months.... and she is 24 now. Yet she definitely was a girl with nice hormone tits and a feminine voice and round ass and feminine energy. But she took me for such an incredible journey of fun that I was blown away..... I normally curate everything for GGs and even LBs. She curated everything.... and everything was fun. She totally was chill...nothing was taboo sexually... and we partied. And her cock was 8 inches and her balls were the source of the curation efforts. Sometimes..... I just need feminine form and energy with the coolness of a guy. Posties don't deliver that as well as pre-ops in my books........ even when the final product is a work of surgical art and doesn't look like a Bangladeshi Train Wreck........ I mean.... doesn't look like absolute and devastating carnage. Again.... this is just The Sith's thinking based on limited experience. I totally defer to the Wisdom and Experience of RxPharm on this.

@Pdogggthanks for posting this... brought back so many hilarious memories. Dan Aykroyd crushing it. After watching this.... I am now more attracted to Conehead Music and hope that she likes to "Bite the Big One"!

Full props to Pucky and Maria.... sexy! I want to say good things about all the girls..... but doesn't Music look like she is offspring of the Conehead Family from the early Saturday Night Live?

posties make me want to puke. My last one was in 2016 in New York City.... a young Thai student working at a restaurant who had amazing vag construction. Tits and vag surgery was cutting edge..... clearly she came from a good family in Thailand and had the best doctors. She was 23 and asked for $350 for a full 18 hours of debauchery in Manhattan. I had a spectacular time. I repeated next time I was in town. During the Second time, that fugazi pussy was already boring.....as it had none of the functionalities I like in a real pussy. Plus since it's an LB I wore a condom. fake pussy combined with condom.... not fun. But at least she wasnt a hatchet job........ when you have a surgical mess because the LB paid bargain basement surgery prices.... like hiring Dr. Nok for 1/5 the market rate and the outcome is a disaster of flesh and pubes...... ... .......a guy like me ends up having trauma and it messes up my vibe for weeks. Pussy is a lovely flower at best. Yet at its Frankenstien worst...... it can be an unlubricatable meat flap abyss. An abyss that resembles Darth Vaders head after falling into the lava river. And smells like the inside of his rotting helmet too. I've have seen some terrible things in my life time and dare not go down that hell hole.

70 year old wife? sexy!

BKK bar fine, girl, room all for 2000 B? sounds like Pat Pong in the 1990s. Today.....Just the room is going to be 350 to 500. Bar Fines are like 500 at least. that leaves about 1k for the girl. I remember my first time in Thailand I paid 150B a night for my own room on Koh San Road and 50B a night for my own hut on the beach on Koh Tao.

is this referring to someone on this site? https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/my-husband-disappears-to-thailand-weekly-spends-100s/ NYPOST: My husband disappears to Thailand weekly, spends hundreds — he won’t tell me what he’s up to It sounds like a bad dream. But for one woman it is the very sad reality of her marriage. A 70-year-old woman has shared on UK television that her husband of almost 50 years “keeps disappearing” to Thailand and sending “hundreds of pounds there monthly”. Speaking on a segment called Dear Deirdre phone-in on This Morning, the anonymous caller who went by the name ‘Julie’ said he leaves without telling her and is tight-lipped about where the cash is going. His response when she inquires where he is going is equally charming. “None of your business,” she says he retorts. A 70-year-old woman revealed her husband takes weekly trips to Thailand and won’t tell her what he’s doing there. “It’s normally on a Wednesday night he goes,” she said. “I just come home, there’s no note, nothing, passport, gone clothes gone.” Deirdre strongly urged the caller not to “carry on putting up with this”, slamming the husband’s behavior as “appalling”. Julie, you need to see a solicitor. Get him gone. “Of course what your husband is doing is your concern and funneling out hundreds of pounds of family income – that is terrible,” she said. Host Philip Schofield made no bones about it too: “He’s got someone else,” Schofield said. “He is going to Thailand to see someone – male or female.” Tweet Social media users urged Julie to end her marriage. @leehotmess/Twitter Social media was equally outraged. One tweeter was frank: “Julie f–k him off,” she wrote. What do you think? Post a comment. There was speculation about why he was in Thailand. Sara, a self-described military wife, advised her to see a solicitor. “Get him gone”, she wrote.

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