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Siiighhhh! I can tell from the way the thread is going I am not going to learn anything I don't already know about either of the 2 non-gentlemen legends. I am especially interested in knowing whatever happened to Cowboy/Apeman? Has he been back to Pattaya? Surely our resident expats would have run into him... In this post I would like to properly document what I hinted in my OP had happened to Nigel. At PY I was constantly a victim of the vilest slander and insinuations, but here at The Romscars Club there is no room for false testimonies and so I better document my hints with public information on Nigel. Makes for entertaining reading, especially the Stickman bit. I realize I am sailing a bit close to the wind as regards moderation's understandable preference for narcotics-free topics, but this is as far as I will go. Also out of respect for a dead man. But if anyone is interested in the juicier bits, it's not hard to find them on the net. rom Published Highlights of Naughty Nigel's Demise 3 arrests: Jan. 2009, Sept. 2009, March 2010 source: Pattaya News Second arrest with picture source: Pattaya Today Death Announcement and Stickman Eulogy in 2014 source Stickman Bangkok June 22, 2014

At the outset of this TR, snoop and I coordinated that I would play the role of "the interviewer" as to generate a minimum of interaction in-between his posts. Accordingly, I've tried to come up with good follow-up questions, my own anecdotes, media, etc. But now I'm kinda stumped... Snoop's last post is a tough act to follow. Possibly the most meaningful post I ever read here or at PY. Because it captures that exact moment when we realize our experiences in Thailand have irreversibly changed us from what we expected ourselves to be. I confidently say "we" because I know all of you also experienced a reckoning like that, be it a sudden epiphany or drawn out rationalization over several trips. Snoop captured it masterfully in his last post right above when he marveled "how easy it was to get laid anywhere" while showing heartfelt empathy for the simple-folk lovers who made him "loose enthusiasm" for "human" relations as he had known them. From then on snoop, it's that lyric all over again: "You can check out, but you can never leave..." ... But we all know the price we pay for Thailand is HUGE even if we keep telling ourselves we come out ahead. The heart-wrenching price of walking out on our blood and loves. The absurd price of walking out on ourselves for the sake of our best selves. The inenarrable price of walking out on lives and loves that never were. Snoop you are a good man, in fact so good I think you became "the Cock-Wampyre" not for the sake of lustful pursuit, but because you don't want to break anyone's heart should you subsequently succumb to it... It's too late for most of us. We are old. But you are not snoop. You can still be all you can be. The heart-red Karmann Ghia snoop. It's no coincidence it's been shelved after you got back from Issaan. Thanks for the TR snoop. It's yours to close. I'm out. I owe you a cartoon still...

At PY, they periodically try to ensnare my stealth memberships there by starting threads on topics they know I have unique insights into that I would be itching to post. If I did post, then they could take a closer look at the account as to ascertain if it's dreaded old me based on editorial form and content. As a result, I don't post at PY on the very topics on which I could contribute the most. All this to say that they have had a thread running on "Ape man (sic) from ladyboyguide.com" and while I do NOT think that particular thread was started to trap me, it might as well have been as some years ago I also started a similar thread myself in response to a couple of BMs there speculating that I was the "Apeman" for writing on ladyboys with markers same as he had done in one of his ladyboyguide/ ladyboycock pictorials. In that thread, I posted what I knew about "Apeman" who was so-called only by disapproving farangs online (at PY and other Boards). The ladyboys called him "monkey man" but the man himself wanted to be called "Cowboy" as self-presented on his websites. I also posted what I knew about his Nosferatu-looking sidekick "Nigel" who branded himself online as "Naughty Nigel." My thread was promptly hoovered by PY's rootadmin himself because, at the time (2013?) "Apeman" had been an advertiser and I guess the rootadmin wanted to protect him and/or possibly regain his business. Not much of a chance of that as this was also after "Apeman" had ran into trouble with the Thai police, which was to be expected as more than a few of his "co-stars" looked underage. According to my expat source, the police apprehended his computer and "Apeman" immediately left Thailand not to be seen for a while. I don't know when exactly this happened but the ladyboy websites stopped being updated around 2008 (a sister GG site "ExploitedAsianTeens" also ceased and another "AsianStreetMeat" carried on a while longer with different farang performers, possibly having been sold). The ladyboy websites are still online as of this date 12 years later, which suggests the models were old enough and someone--likely the Apeman himself--is paying the domain renewal fees and collecting whatever revenue it generates despite the lack of updates. As regards Nigel he skipped town even sooner than "Ape Man" after having done time in the monkey house for the same reason ladyboys often do (see my next post below). Years later, a ladyboy told me that the word out on the street was that Nigel was HIV+ and insistent on unprotected sex and somebody decided to beat the shit out of him into practicing safe sex. In 2010 (?) I may have seen Nigel in AC (bald-shaved mongers are only too ubiquitous these days). But I am sure I saw Apeman around Pattaya 3 or 4 times in the mid-late 2000s, but always with a GG. A couple sexpats who said they knew him and Nigel told me they were regular fun guys. Has any BM here seen "Apeman" back in Thailand since the late 2000s ??? I know that no one has seen Nigel lately, because, according to Stickman BKK, even though he did return to Thailand ... he passed away in BKK in 2014 from "skin cancer" at the age of 53 (RIP Nigel). Cowboy/Apeman & Nigel are ladyboy mongering LEGENDS in their own right, but they are NOT Romscars-EXCELLENT Legends because they mongered not with flair and empathy, but rather as farang racial supremacists branding their native partners as "Exploited Asian Teens" and "Asian Street Meat." Plus they are not known to have minimally fraternized online with other ladyboy aficionados be it here at LBR or at any of the other ladyboy Boards. In the case of Nigel, his alleged illicit activities and disregard for his unprotected sex partners lives alone disqualify him from the Hall of Legends regardless of any other considerations. Having said that, they were still remarkable enough mongers that they are worthy of public acknowledgment here at The Romscars Club, as well at PY where "Ape Man"'s dedicated thread has zero factual information and went off-topic, which is what happens when knowledgeable, outspoken BMs are systematically excluded. So if anyone wants to post any of this info there on my behalf please feel free to assist them. This is what I know, but there must be more to their stories. Please post here in this thread any further info/anecdotes/opinions you may know already or in the future on these 2 compelling characters. Cheers and here's to Cowboy & Nigel being their obnoxious selves:

Thanks guys for playing. Collectively, you have so far correctly identified 6 of the 11 cocks: #1 Jenny iconic 2000s ladyboy with nice size cock she liked to display from the back. Ciobha guessed it! #2 Noon Huge cock Pattaya freelancer volleyball player Pdoggg guessed it! #6 Lily Naklua's Diva extraordinaire Pdoggg guessed it! #7 Nancy with the humongous fat cock with a bend Pdoggg guessed it! #9 Talisha Rock-hard bulbous cock from NEP Seven and The-Sith guessed it. @The-Sith No way "her cock is 7.5 inches long" unless you are measuring the balls. Girth and bulbousness is what made it special. #10 LongMint Long and sinewy most recognizable ladyboy cock in the world; Seven guessed it. For the other 5, I am just going to show their pics and if you recognize them it will be easier to to match them to cocks # 3, 4, 5, 8, 11: And here is a #12 cock I forgot to include with the first batch. Easy-Peasy. No clues needed. But if you don't recognize it, look for the owner at the Romscars Club...

can I play with you guys ? COCK TRIVIA. Below some cocks from my archives. I believe them all to have been attached to relatively well known ladyboys and I am giving some clues to make it easier... the earliest pic is from 1998, the latest from last year... NAME THAT COCK: #1 Hi-Boss, Springfellows, Guess BKK, Singapore, London #2 Best beach volleyball player I ever played with in Pattaya T #3 Off-limits to Jimbo. Or was it? #4 Compelling BKK ladyboy college student #5 Baby Boom yes. But which one ? #6 you may not recognize the cock, but if you don't recognize the ass you must be from another planet #7 It was not so much the size that amazed; it was the weight #8 Biggest cock in Nana in the late 90s #9 Second biggest cock in Nana in the late 90s #10 First met her at Tequila Bar in Patong. #11 Biggest cock on soi 6. And likely at the monkey house...

Seriously PDoggg.......... .... why get a copy of anything ? without much artistic or resale value ? I would instead (as I have done) buy an original Thai or Burmese or Laos antique that can be hung on your wall or whatever. For a couple hundred dollars you can have a unique piece hundreds of years old that will look a lot more impressive in your home. I can help you pick a good one if u like... cheers r

This post is meant to record that exact moment when a living legend begins its twilight into legendary memory... James H just announced at PY that he is letting go of his latest ladyboy bar endeavor and retiring to one of the Jomtien sexpat ASS-isted living facilities. It's more than just another farang doing what so many other farangs have done before him. It's a metaphor for the end of an era of intrepid expats washing ashore in Thailand with little more than their dreams and somehow making them come true. Jimbo and others may bounce back and keep the party going a little longer, but it's never going to be the same Pattaya as we knew before Covid-19, which was already way down from its mongering peak 10-20 years ago. Shrinking demographics, rising education and incomes, technology, and social change in Thailand were already the writing on the wall. Covid-19 only jolted it into a preview of doomsday. Amidst all the covid economic devastation, Thais may righteously decide it's time to get rid of the Pattaya Jurassic Park of self-indulgent farang dinosaurs. Which is what we all are. Dinosaurs from another era. Jimbo was a T-Rex. At PY, many BMs are expressing their personal gratitude and best wishes to Jimbo in his now memorial Sweethearts thread and I wish I could do the same but I would be hoovered and banned if I tried. I would have drawn Jimbo a cartoon for the occasion and convey to him that even though it was me who chose to keep the distance from him (not the time to explain why) I always looked up to him both online and on the field. I would have thanked him for the exciting memories of Patong and apologized for not saying "hi" the last time we saw each other at TJ's (one and a half year ago!) when he greeted me from the distance and I just nodded back. I will save the cartoon for when Jimbo personally announces here at LBR the bar closure and his retirement like he did at PY. Duke did the announcing for Jimbo earlier today, but I think the occasion deserves to go on record here in the Hall of Legends by the legend himself. Exceptionally, I am reposting a PY post: Jimbo's self-drafted announcement. @jimbo33, Good luck with whatever comes next Jimbo, well done and thanks for the memories. Rom

I am not the OP but I sorta hijacked this thread halfway down the page with the staged pics my TH and PI buddies have been sending me in exchange for (or in the hope of) a little pocket money. (More like "pocket change" in farangland). Initially it was my idea to have them do something token to make it seem like they were earning my paypals. It saves my face, I dont come across as a total ATM beatch that dispenses $$$ unconditionally, and theirs by making it seem like they did not beg for it. In fact the ladyboys especially (as opposed to the GGs) caught on fast to the mechanics of it and started sending me pics unsolicited (and unpaypaled!), some very creative and/or explicit. They seem to be having fun doing it and are posting non-nude versions of the pics they staged for me in their Facebooks. I can tell not all BMs here at LBR approve of "my" handwritten ladyboys and this not being one of my Romscar Club threads I respect that and I wont post any more such pics. But FYI it's not like I have a skin-writing sex fetish. I had never done it until I started TRing at PY so I could demonstrate interactively to all BMs I was not making stuff up. Then it sorta became a trademark of my old "Daddy Rom" brand at PY with the added plus of driving my haters crazy with no extra effort on my part. AND, on a more substantive dimension, it served to have BMs take a good look in the mirror. How is me writing on ladyboys worse than me or another BM sodomizing them?... All this to say a lot of whimsical, naughty pics have been created for me since this thread was started, but I don't want to be seen as insensitive and exploitative during these harsh covid times by posting them here for our farangly amusement. Here are a couple Facebook-grade pics I just received that should pass every BM's higher moral standards. I likely paid for the booze. I am not a monster.

After Ploy, the TR followed with another iconic Pattaya ladyboy: TJ’s Music Bar Jina who in 2017 had quasi-mamasan status there and who I find very attractive with her dark complexion, skinny muscular body, no silicone, no hormones. That TR post was called: From Naklua with Love From Russia with Love (1963) was the second 007 movie and my favorite scene was when a mean-looking Soviet lady assassin is trying to kill Sean Connery with spring blades on her shoes but her feet can’t reach because he keeps her at a safe distance with a chair. According to what I wrote 3 years ago, that night I had gone to TJ’s Music Bar “to reconnect with Ninew” who I find one of the most attractive ladyboys ever, more so even than you-know-who who was not yet working at TJ’s at the time. But Ninew did not exactly jump into my arms when I bought her a drink, while Jina was giving me the signals and quoted me a ridiculously low LT rate. Ninew would have come at our regular rate regardless, but I had been with her but never with Jina so in the TR I made a parallel with how James Bond always goes for the higher status ladies, not necessarily the prettiest, youngest ones. It was still before 10 PM when I barfined Jina so I took her on a GFE-building mini-date to a ladyboy-owned bar I used to frequent precisely for this kind of situation when I am hitched and trying to connect beyond the barfine. After a couple drinks, Jina and I went to the room to get the deed done before we got whisky dicks (tequilla-dicks to be precise) as we had agreed to go clubbing on Walking Street and get ourselves totally plastered. Then we got a couple hours sleep until Jina woke me up for sunrise boom-boom and then she was out the door despite my pleas to cuddle and snooze until breakfast serving time. She did ask me to barfine her again later at night, but I didn’t. Jina already had pics all over the internet being fucked by the “ladyboys fucked bareback” unsafe sex creep, so I felt cleared to post at PY the X-rated ones I took of us in action. However, I only posted a couple blurry ones and made sure to explain I was holding back the better ones as a consequence of having been heckled for my unique nude pics of Ploy. I had meant it for the education of the PY moderators so they would reckon if they allowed heckling of naked pics of ladyboys, then BMs would stop posting such prized naked pics which would be contrary to the best interest of the Board. But they were too thick to grasp it or just did not care. Or perhaps they were sending me the message that conformity is more important than content and it was me who was the thick one for coming back with more nude pics, which I did. By the thousands. Threadfuckwise, following the Jina post, things calmed down but there were still a couple of bags of shit thrown at me for also writing on Jina. I responded with a post featuring M’s dogs that I happened to photograph the same night I scored Jina. The dog pics were innocuous enough until the last one that said “fuck off” better than if I had drafted it. Moderation did not hoover that pic until a year later when one of the haters became moderhater. I have since partied with Jina 3 or 4 more times, including once during the brief period she moved to BKK last year. Here are some more pics from our first time:

Thanks Pdogg. "Posting like a boss" indeed. M would not have it any other way. And speaking of M's adopted dogs, here are some of my old pics of said canines, including a doggy style one that was too much "posting like a boss" for PY and was hoovered. Party on ! Rom

The preferred spelling of M/Em/Aem came up a few months ago on our Board when I posted asking Bumblebee if he knew it. He said he was not sure. I then personally asked Lily who told me she and the other staff use the Thai character for the farang letter "M': ม. Here is published proof of Lily using M: In January when I announced the Romscars and TJ's won Thailand's #1 Ladyboy Bar of 2019, M posted about it in her Facebook page and Lily made a comment to congratulate her. Below are 2 screen captures of Lily' post first in Thai and then automatically translated to English as "mom m". I rest my case for M, which regardless of Thai or English orthographics sounds a lot more cool and bosslike than the other 2 variants... Cheers Rom

Among the manly men expat bar owners of Pattaya’s ladyboy bar circuit, one delicate Thai lady stands out: M. Just ‘M’. As in TJ’s Bar Mini Mom M, whose outlier Naklua establishment is a cut above the rest spacewise, entertainmentwise, and staffwise and is currently the most-talked-about ladyboy bar on the web and on the ground having won its industry-niche's last 2 annual awards for Thailand’s #1 Ladyboy Bar of the Year. Like her M namesake in the 007 movies, Mom M is the brains and willpower behind the TJ’s operation that is run with MI6 precision and exhilaration since she opened it in 2003 together with her (since departed) farang husband. TJ’s Music Bar branded itself for its nightly live music and started out as an all-girlie bar with ladyboys gradually showing up on staff until it became an all-ladyboy bar circa 2012-13. In 2018, she hired the legendary but suddenly barless Patong Jimbo who brought along his mini-cabaret concept that worked out spectacularly at TJ’s where Pattaya's most beautiful ladyboys sing and dance under the open tropical night sky. M is also known for her love of dogs, namely her ever-present 3 or 4 in-house pets that are very much part of the TJ's experience. She is especially fond of wild roaming dogs, the canine and farang kind, that flock to TJ's in search of her shelter and sustenance. This thread is meant for us BMs at LBR to acknowledge M and the awesome times at TJ’s she makes possible for us. Well done M ! Thanks for the memories. from us BMs here at LBR

This post summarizes the 18 BM and mod posts + 3 of mine that followed my Ploy/Golden Gun post in the original TR at PY (which, for those who don't know, is short for ‘Pyongyang’ which is how the People's Republic Ladyboy Board of No-Dissent is referred to here at The Romscars Club). I had expected PY’s BMs to instantly recognize Ploy and cheer at the sight of his huge cock, but no one did. So I expressed my bewilderment, which was instantly used as a false pretext for the threadfucking to start right on p.1 of my TR led by the BM sexpat who posts mostly to condescend on lesser BMs not self-exiled to the Naklua-Pattaya-Jomtien Corridor of Enlightenment (no, not the rabid, semi-literate one; the blasé one with the smooth prose). To be specific, he passive-aggressively lectured me in the 3rd person (as in "he this ... he that" addressed to all other BMs but not me) to "be patient as the +1s would come", which he knew would sting because I had not asked about any +1s, only if anyone had recognized Ploy! Back in 2017, PY had 3 mods, and one had been assigned to police my TR. But instead of quietly hoovering the threadfucker’s post, he PMed me to tell me not to pay attention to it and carry on with the TR. I did not know I could, as OP, demand of moderation to hoover hostile posts until much later in the TR when another mod took pity on me and offered to. So I chose instead to tell the threadfucker to fuck off, which he did and never returned. But his threadfucking mission had been accomplished and set the tone for a heckle-infested TR with his sexpat pals duly following suit with more posts disparaging me, this time for my “thin-skin”. The policing mod posted perfunctorily appealing to all BMs to let me carry on with the TR. Only when I responded breaking threadfuckers balls wholesale did the mod finally hoover a couple of their posts … along with my unsparing crazy-funny response! In parallel with the sexpat BM's threadfucking, a few other BMs posted to bitch at me after mistaking (or pretending to) the undried gold paint on Ploy’s cock for shit and to accuse me of degrading and injuring Ploy by painting him with toxic media. What had happened was that Ploy got impatient and did not let the paint on his cock dry long enough for the excess to be removed and those were the only pics I managed to snap before he stormed off to the shower and washed the paint off. I put to rest concerns with the health of Ploy's middle leg by following with a couple of posts with pics of Ploy washing his cock, of the skin-SAFE body paint product, and of the 2 of us back in action.

Thanks for cheering Pdoggg. Expect this revisited TR to be ongoing for over 6 months with me posting every week or two. I now start with the first of the TR posts that were each dedicated to one of the 24 James Bond movies to date. I wanted a spectacular start so I featured big cock Ploy and gave the post the title of "The Ladyman with the Golden Gun." It was of course a pun on "The Man with the Golden Gun" and I went to considerable trouble to procure gold body paint that had to be scooted over from nearby Chonburi. (Oh the things I did for PY!). My idea of a "spectacular start" consisted of spoofing the lyrics to the movie's theme song followed by 20+ pics of Ploy, some of which with his cock painted gold which oughta leave BMs in awe and convey the TR was going to be different than any they'd seen. One of the differentiating editorial features was that each TR post started with a personal recollection of a scene or fact from the corresponding James Bond movies. So here we go: The Ladyboy with the Golden Gun The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) starring Roger Moore features a memorable scene at the very end when agent 007 poses as a cutout shooting target of himself and then it is he who shoots the villain. She has a powerful weapon She charges a thousand a shot An assbuster that's second to none The ladyman with the golden gun Lurking in the Planet beer bar Or crouched on soi 8 somewhere In the next room, or this very one The ladyman with the golden gun Love is not required, whenever she's hired It comes just before the spill No one can swallow him, no farang can match him For his million asses drill One golden cum shot means another poor monger's ass Has come to a glittering end For a price, she'll sodomize anyone The ladyman with the golden gun Her eye may be on you or me Who will she bang? We shall see, oh yeah! If you want to cockworship the one The ladyman with the golden gun Will get it done Ploy will shoot anyone With her golden gun

Aaaaaah … Threesomes ! and Moresomes! The transcendental experience I live for. And I am not just talking about the sexual pleasure from the extra body(ies): I am talking about the collective bliss that I view as the ultimate test of my player’s prowess to attain and manage. In that regard, coed threesomes with a ladyboy and a GG are the most intensely self-surrendering as I invariably find myself drawn to the GG and she to me as nature intended it. What about you @snoopdawg? Do you mix & match'em ? I posted above about big cock Nancy. But my fondest memories of her were when, after a couple nights together, she agreed to bring along a GG cutie from her bar (prior to La Bamba). As we fucked (the GG and I) we would jointly and avidly suck and gnaw at Nancy’s big cock alternating with passionate deep wet tongue-kissing that felt to me like way more than paid sex . Anyone who has longtimed Nancy knows she sleeps in til late afternoon, which left all day for the GG and I to make quiet, tender love under the covers for hours on end with the emotional intensity of lovers who could have been. Followed by renewed pornographic debauchery when Nancy would finally get up but the GG and I still desperately sought each others' hands to hold as we worshiped Nancy's one-eyed monster. I had posted pics of such debauchery at PY, but they were all hoovered by the illuminati who run the joint. Snoop’s TR is not the place to re-post them, but here are a couple pics so BMs don’t think I am making it all up:

Roger that 7 thanks. But now I am confused about how Woodie thinks Jinny is higher on the pecking order than Jina? I am pretty sure in 2017-18 when I was "dating" her Jina was top dog. Did that change with her moving to BKK and coming back with egg on her face ? Regardless of who is more delegated with logistics, Lily is clearly second only to M. @mods: if this is too sensitive to discuss out in the open, pls just delete or move to the lounge. tx. r

The name of "the boss girl at TJ's" is JINA and she used to be my main squeeze there before I upgraded to Lily last year. In my last TR (Jan 2020) I describe how I ended up NOT scoring either on my last visit to TJs. Jina's skinny muscular body (did u guys see her 6-pack?) and dark complexion are very attractive to me. I also like the idea of fucking the mamasan, which Jina de facto is for TJ's. In bed, she is pornographically very good although reluctant to put on GFE. If I were a Pattaya sexpat, Jina would be on my regulars list. Coincidentally, at the Romscars Club I am currently revisiting a James Bond-themed TR I did at PY and one of the episodes coming up is called "From Naklua with Love" and features Jina. Stay tuned and check it out. In the meantime, here are some preview pics:

The second post on the original TR was also a custom video I made explaining what the TR would be about and branding it from the outset as 007-inspired. I knew that by starting out with a unique, effort-intensive post like this some BMs would become instantly interested in the TR and others would hate me for it. Either way, I knew they would ALL be coming back for more, as in fact they did. On hindsight I would have done none of it if I had known it was all going to be obliterated for the sake of showing me I was dispensable. On the other hand, if I had not done it, I could not be here now reposting it for the sake of doing an even better Roger Moore memorial TR. Here is the video that I am talking about:

My TRs don’t follow a strict chronological order of trip events, as often for editorial brevity I choose to combine into a single post multiple spaced-apart encounters with the same ladyboy. This was even more so the case with my Roger Moore TR that drew on 2 separate visits to Thailand 3 weeks apart. In between I was elsewhere in Asia for work and my employer allowed me to take flight stopovers in Bangkok on the way in and out with a couple nights paid for at The Oriental. Each time I stayed a week longer at my expense (in cheaper hotels) and went to Pattaya. This to say that this revisited TR will not be following the chronological order of the original one. So, for my second post I am actually going to go with the video I made to post at the very end of the original TR. I just think it will look much better at the top of page 1 than in the middle of page 7 or 8 amidst all the ladyboy cockapalooza…. Along with the iconic scenes compiled of Roger Moore as Agent 007, the video contained a quick "fuck you" to the PY deplorables who, spurred by moderation's passivity, did their best to threadfuck my TR. Gentlemen: To the memory of Sir Roger Moore !

" The name is Rom, Daddy Rom! " was the name of a 2017 TR I did at PY to celebrate the memory of the just-deceased Sir Roger Moore by evoking all 24 James Bond movies to date in the context of a TR that contained custom-made videos and 1,500+ original ladyboy and GG pics, most of which nudes and XXX. Shortly after I joined here (LBR) in December 2019, PY moderation saw it fit to hoover away such painstakingly crafted TR, ... with the upside being that it freed me to resurrect it here at the Romscars Club where it is out of their reach. Having had a previous TR undermined at PY, I had promised myself never to do another again, but upon the news of the death of my idol Sir Roger Moore I jumped right into it with the creative enthusiasm and trusting innocence that characterize me, thinking that the predominance of Brits at PY would afford me the respite to do a heckle-free TR dedicated to the memory of the quintessential British gentleman patriot: Sir Roger Moore. It did not, but I finished the job I started and the TR went on to become PY’s most viewed ever with over 120,000 hits in the 2 years it was up. No other TR to date at PY has even come close (a 6-years-and-counting thread with more hits in PY’s TR section is an excellent blog but it is not a TR). The 25th James Bond movie “No Time to Die” is scheduled to come out this November and I think this is a good time to revisit my old 007-themed TR with a view to doing a new one here at LBR based on the new movie. I said REVISIT, not repost! I have my hoovered PY TR all backed up in mht format, which means it’s all there: my posts and BMs’ reactions. But just reposting the whole enchilada would not be the artistic, one-of-a-kind Rom thing to do. This revisited TR will deliver only the highlights of my original TR posts and of BMs multilogue, along with my own reflections and updates 3 years later. Think of it as an Annotated Director’s Cut. I want to reassure LBR admins that I will not draft the revisited TR to badmouth PY or any of its moderators. I don’t need to. Reposting MY suppressed content will speak for itself. Besides recovering such content that I think is ladyboyboardwise worthy of preservation, this thread will also seek to get BMs here at LBR to more periodically visit the Romscars Club over the next few months in the lead-up to the fresh new TR I mentioned to be based on the forthcoming "No Time to Die." It will chronicle my return to Thailand (hopefully!!!) later this year in the aftermath of the coronavirus calamity that will have changed Thailand bar-mongering as we knew it. I think I will call it "No Time to Cry." So if you like unabashed ladyboy action AND James Bond movies, please just pop by from time to time here at The Romscars Club to revisit my PY all-time box office hit: The Name is Rom, Daddy Rom! Here is how the TR started: No typed words in the OP. Just this image of THE most exhilarating scene of all the James Bond movies. I just wanted to convey that I am a huge fan of Sir Roger Moore and that if there is a Heaven he is there proudly showcasing the Union Jack... "The Spy Who Loved Me", 1977.

@P&GThis has to be the most erudite threadfuck in the History of Ladyboy Boards, but we may as well go all in: I never read the seminal Diderot or Balzac sources you quote. What I read was the XIXth century Portuguese masterpiece "The Mandarin" by Eca de Queiros who elaborated on Diderot and Balzac's propositions. Here is the plot summary from the internet: Teodoro, a poor Portuguese civil servant in Lisbon, receives a visit from the Devil in disguise who offers him the chance of inheriting unlimited riches if he rings a bell placed on a book by his side, which will lead to the death of a rich Mandarin, Ti Chin-fu, in distant China. This Teodoro duly does, resulting in his inheriting the Mandarin's fortune and starting to spend enormous sums. However, he finds that fabulous wealth brings with it unexpected problems. In time, remorse sends him to China to look for the dead Mandarin’s family. Failing to find them, he returns to Lisbon still haunted by the crime. His attempts to renounce the inheritance come to nothing. Sensing that he is dying he bequeaths his millions to the Devil, with the observation that “The only bread that tastes good is the bread we earn day by day with our own hands: never kill the Mandarin”. Apologies to BMs perplexed by our neo-romanticist literary meanderings... r

Hi Jimbo, I saw you have been visiting our Board from time to time without posting, so I am quoting you a month later in the hopes that it will nudge you to post again when you see the little red notification for this post. I totally understand you not giving contact details of "working girls" (as you called them) employed by you, since if you did you would look like a sucker potentially helping punters evade barfines due to you. HOWEVER as regards the "working girls'" themselves, it stands to reason that it IS in their best interest to make contact with infatuated punters who express interest in them. While some may indeed turn out to be online "wankers...wasting the girls time", a few might send them money if asked. Even if the contacts are for eventual sex without paying barfines, it is also in their interest. Having said that, I also don't post or give away contacts of ladyboys or GGs I feature here or at PY, but only because I don't want to come across as servile and indiscriminately benefit BMs I don't like. Cheers and hope you post again soon. Rom

Now I understand What you tried to show to Bumblebee And how you suffered at the bar Katty And how you tried to set them free They would not fuck you, they did not know how Perhaps they'll admit it now For they could not cocksuck you And to make it worse your pussy was true And when no farang was left in sight On that starry, starry night You left without a shoe, as drunkards often do But I could have told you, Anabelle Katty's bar was never meant for one As genetic as you inspired by Don McLean's Vincent ( Starry, Starry Night)

Thanks gentlemen. I knew I was on to something when I started this thread, but the quantity and quality so far of your posts has exceeded my expectations. I am especially impressed with the BMs who write their poetry from scratch … As to those (like myself) who spoof lyrics, I suggest that going forward we post also the corresponding music video (like Jimmy CP did above) as not every BM is familiar with every song. And please keep’em coming. Let it never be said ladyboy mongers are without literary skill. I plan to add a POETRY ROMSCAR to this year’s (2020) awards. For BMs who might be hesitating to poetically express themselves in the presence of such inspired mongering bards, please remember you can just post an haiku, or a few lines vaguely poetic. Like this little rhyme I just made up: A man’s home is his castle A sailor’s home is the sea A cold beer and a ladyboy’s ass Are home enough for me. Rm

@P&G I am very impressed that you quoted the "killing of the mandarin dilemma" (from Balzac's Le père Goriot), but the decision to kill the mandarin by wishing him dead was not, as you said, "without purpose." Rather, it was to magically receive the mandarin's immense riches. That's why it was about a "mandarin", not just any (pennyless) dude in a far off place. It's about how selfish one can be if there is a guarantee of impunity and expediency, which is what I think you were trying to convey. @Jimmy C , JSG and any other BMs who seem to think Thailand/Pattaya's negligible covid rates make it worth resuming P4P sex as soon as Thailand reopens Think again! If Thailand's official covid stats are comprehensive (a big IF!) that means that ONLY BY LUCK did Thailand escape the first wave of covid spreading before international travel was stopped and social distancing enforced. What do you think will happen when travel and socializing is allowed again? The Thai population will still be ripe for infection and it will happen. The time to be fucking whores is NOW, not when Thailand reopens. Moreover, mongering as you knew it (with endless bars and whores) will not come back. Covid merely hyper-accelerated a fading trend that was already underway. The way I see it: we are all going to catch covid sooner or later unless it "magically disappears" like Trump said but does not appear to be the case. So the travel-to-Thailand question for me is: do I want to risk catching it (or relapsing!) there AND be quarantined or hospitalized there? It's not a risk worth taking for me. I am better off shacking up in the PI with 3 or 4 natives after I have them tested for covid. Having said that, I WILL travel to BKK/Pattaya as soon as travel restrictions are lifted so I can see with my eyes the end of an era.