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I stumbled on this in another forum and thought it might prove useful for the not fully informed, like myself: 5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!?? A2M - Ass to Mouth Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong) Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$) Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar. BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom) BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth BF - Bar fine or boy friend BG - Bar girl BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen) BJ - Blow job. BM - Board Member Boardies - Members of this forum Boom Boom - Sex Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom BTW - By the way Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often C4C - Cash For Cuddles... barfining/paying a girl for non-sexual reasons, maybe unplanned Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible. Chugwow - masturbate or hand job CIM - Come in mouth Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly) Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB or 2. The area East of Sukhumvit DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman) Farang - Thai word for foreigners FLB - FLB Bar Freelancer/FL - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable. FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition FWC - Fat White Chick GF - Girl Friend GFE - Girl friend experience GG - Gogo Girl Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying) Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia. IMHO - In my humble opinion IMO - In my opinion Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area Ka-toey - Ladyboy Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie Khmer - Cambodian Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers. Ladyboy - see Ka-toey LB - Ladyboy LBFM - Little brown fucking machine LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand) LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight. Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required. Monger - Whore monger. OP - opening post or original poster depending on how it is used. OTOH - On the other hand P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure) PB - Pattaya Beach PI - Philippines Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off) Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good. Sanuk - Thai word for fun. Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact. Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus) Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar. ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason. Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum Teerak - Thai for darling. TG - Thai Girl. TGF - Thai girl friend Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa) TiT - This is Thailand YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience. WTF - What the fuck Bar Types Explained Beer Bar: an open air bar . They usually consist of stools arranged around a tight horseshoe bar and perhaps a few tables. You are able to pay bar for ladies at beer bars. Beer complex: a grouping of beer bars. Commonly each bar is owned by different people. Some complexes have a common sound system while in others each bar selects what they want to play. Short Time (ST) Bar: this is usually a closed air-conditioned establishment. The ladies in ST bars will generally give you a lot more personal attention than those in a beer bar. They have rooms attached to the premises or close by. As the name suggests these places concentrate on providing ladies that go short time. It is possible to take a lady long time but it will cost you more than from a beer bar and the ladies are not always keen to go long time. Soi 6 has many short time bars. AGoGo (or GoGo bar): a closed and air-conditioned bar. These establishments have ladies that dance for your viewing pleasure. You may pay bar for any of the dancing ladies who is willing to go with you. Many gogo bars also have show girls. These ladies perform special shows which may be sexually explicit or choreographed dancing. These ladies may also be bar fined but in most establishments will cost more that the dancing girls. There is also a third option in these establishments. The service personal (ie the ladies serving you drinks) may also go with you if they like you. Bar fines and drink prices are higher in these establishments than in beer bars. Hostess Bar: Hostess bars are closed, air-conditioned bars and sort of occupy the middle ground between beer bars and gogo bars. They are somewhat classier than beer bars but on normal nights lack the dancing ladies of the gogo bars. There are ladies that you can pay bar for if you find one that you like. Bar fines and drinks are between those of beer bars and gogo bars. Pub: If you think of a British pub that is more or less what you will find in Pattaya. These places do not have ladies that you can pay bar for. However, you can try your luck with the service personnel just like you can anywhere in the world. You probably stand a higher chance than in your home country. Disco: These are more or less like what you will find at home with one rather large exception. At these places you are almost guaranteed to pick up a lady. Freelancers swarm to these establishments. Many of them are sponsored ladies, students or 'normal' ladies looking for a bit of fun and/or extra money. In Pattaya there is no entrance fee but the drinks are comparatively expensive. Soapy: While not strictly a bar they are a popular alternative for having some fun. These places are massage parlors where 'extras' are part of the deal. Typically you will pick a lady from one sitting in an area behind a glass screen (commonly known as the goldfish bowl) and head to a private room. The lady will wash you then subject you to a massage involving lots of soap and bubbles. It is something that everyone should experience at least once. If you are still up for it you then proceed to the bed for some more fun.

Rumour is the next Morlam will be on Christmas Eve. This info is not double sourced; we'll keep digging.

The unnaturally cute Touch, formally of Oud's Cafe can now be found working in Crazy Bar. He told me he misses Farangbah so mutt and wants him to come dressed as Santa some time soon and empty his sack for him.

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