ok, here's another one...
nothing to do with the LOS or LBs, and it was a loooooooooong time ago in a country where most people can spell "Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte" correctly.
I worked in a sausage factory (grin) for some months to get some dosh and it was time for the summer festival party.
The factory invites everybody for a party with its products (excellent sausage products) and beer. lots of beer.
I drank about 4.5 to 5 liters in 3 hours.
Needless to say, I was completely pissed.
I made it back to my place on the bicycle, I think I fell about a dozen times (judging from my general state, that of my clothes and of the bicycle), even the police asked if they could help, luckily I had just 200 meters more to cover when they took notice.
I was staying at a friend's place, and luckily the friend was asleep when I came back at about 2am.
I sneaked in, straight to the bathroom and started puking into the toilet... and fell asleep! (in hindsight, I suspect I passed out into ethylic coma).
I woke up at around 6am, and had made a big big big mess in my sleep!
The problem was, the mess didn't go into the toilet, as the other end of my body (the head) was already inside while I slept!
I was panicked, and hoped my friend did not get up in the night to pee or something, LOL.
Still totally drunk and sick, I cleaned the rug and the ground and everything.
If he saw something, he never mentioned it.
My intoxication was so bad, that during the next six month even a small gulp of beer would make me sick, and only after one year I was able to drink a full glass of beer without feeling nauseated.