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Why dont you just say Didi's was on the left hand side at the bottom of Pattaya Klang where it meets the Beach Rd, LOL... Anyway, R.I.P. Knok & Didi... I was really fond of the whacky Kraut, Didi, he was a lovely guy... And as for Knock, she was (still is) my all time, favorite ever, P4P ladyboy!!!.. She had a brilliant personality, attitude & sense of humour, a lovely sweet nature & was always bags of fun to be with, plus the sex was sheer, pure, unadulterated, utter, meaningful, filth.... She was just great & we got on like a house on fire, I truely miss her! It's such a real shame for me when I look at photos like the one on the last page, because she looked so guant & emaciated & it's a really sad reflection of a once beautiful creature Just a side note: Funnily enough, the only reason that I ever came to LB Forumland in the first place was to find out any information that I could about her death & if it wasn't for that.... Well, no Lung. Here's a line up from Didi's, probably 2007/8... With Knock in the back row... Now this how I choose to remember her... Fuckin' knock out!! Sorry to clog up the thread

This is getting freakish, as I spent so much of time during the eighties & early nineties extensively travelling & Island hopping my way around the Mediterannian (it was sorta the done thing those days) & yet I fully concured with Jim & Panic's choices... And Turkey nearly got mentioned too as it was right up on the list... In fact, now thnking about it, it should have gone before Madrid or Barcelona (especaially Madrid as it's actually in land). Anyway, funnily enough I did, more or less, the same trip back in 1987 when the country was still under curfew, begining in Istanbul & then coaching it diagonally across the country to Antaylia before working my way back up the coast to Istanbul, the only difference being that I stopped off in Marmaris, which at the time was great as the country was not yet really geared up for turism & the now famous resort town hadden't yet been commercialised... I would have loved to have taken in Gallipoli also, but unfortunately I ran out of time & didn't get to go to... However, I didn't find it that friendly, but maybe that's because I was a single bloke trying to find a lot of the 'wrong' places to go, dunno?? Funny thing, I really wanted to include some of the Spanish Islands or some more Greek Islands, but after a little bit of thought, looking back in retrospect, none of them topped up as being all that interesting for me, for anything much other than sex with overweight, spotty, Skandies, lazy days laying on beaches, nice views, drunk nights out or eating seafood... Which can all be had in a lot of other places around the world. But then I suppose it depends on what you want?

I could have made that post myself, Jim... Totally concur, especially the bit about choosing a companion for the night. If they show a little bit of restraint & a certain concern for your wallet, then generally, that'll usually say a lot about them & the way that you'll be treated... The type that keeps priming you for drinks & being pushy will usually be an absolute pain once bar fined... And continually want more... And then more... And then fukin' more... Other than that... I just plain & simply don't really much like that many ladyboy bars anymore, especially the factory 'type' bars with all their glossy, shit shallow, superficiality & arrogance, where you more often than not get treated like a cunt!... They serve a purpose every once & a while & that's, that.

Nice one Jeffs... Thanks a million for that!!! An unsung hero for sure It looks like a Juian Cope production... Am I right??

OK, with regard purely to holidaying.... My No.1...I was going to say Lindos Panic!!!.. I'm living in Thailand & I still miss the place... Wonderful historic town where no cars or high rise are allowed, the ancient church, the acropolis, the beautiful natural bay, young Panic in his Porsche, the babes, the great bars & night life, the little donkies... Etc, etc, etc... No.2... Got to be Naples, for me the most interesting city in Europe & the home of the pizza & a miriad of other culinary delights... It's got beaches galore, the wonderful Island of Iscia right opposit, It's historical & artistic, it's got Capri, Pompeii & Vasuvius just down the Rd & Rome's just a little bit further!!! And No.3... Defo with Jim on Portugal, great place, great people... And they actually like the English, can you believe that, WTF!!! Oh, & finally, tieing 4th & 5th respectively... Madrid & Barcelona

Ask PDogg Edit: OOOOOOPS... PDogg just posted at exactly the same time as me... FFS.. He's just killed my post

I remember back in London about 18 or so years ago launching myself onto a pole in a laptop bar & then to the joy of the girls & other punters proceeded to slowly, drunkedly & almost seductively take my clothes off... That was until a dirty, great, black bouncer in a roll neck & a tough looking overcoat belted up to me & bellowed out... "Oi, go put some warm clothes on... And then sit down & fukin' behave yourself"!!!.. So I rather sheepishly did as he said. I also remember in Koh Samui, back in 2000, laughing myself silly when I noticed that a whole new beer bar centre in Lamai had concreted in scaffold poles instead of chrome poles... Shit, you'd take three layers of skin off trying to slide on one of those things... Anyway, I was sniggering to myself for ages watching girls getting stuck to the pole & thinking about how much work it would be to put all this lot right...

Great!... I can get a new pair of trainers at the same time!!

Cheers mate, sorry for messing up your thread

Fuck it, I'll walk

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!@! The fukin' flights will be gone soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just gone to Amazon, pluged in flights & got a load of books???.. Couldn't find any indiction of booking flights anywhere on the front page!? This is frustrating PDogg, how am I meant to book a flight with the information that you've given? Where do I start, what direction do I go? OK, as you know, I might not be the shapest tool in the box, but I'm not the most stupid either... How do you do this? What am I missing?

I've just tried the link & they're coming up over $1,300 ... Who's the carrier & what was the company, maybe I'll try a different avenue?

I've had my fill of starfucks (sounds like Starbucks only more fun)... So I'll go where my cock leads me every time as the path less well trodden is almost invariably so much more fun... Even if it is a bit of an ugly bug, also, I like them grateful! I suppose the little brain just instinctively goes for the right scent on the air, while the big brain remains cluttered with insecurity, vanity, drunkeness & fears of former bad encounters at vast expence??? Anyway, I've only got enough blood in my system for either my brain or my dick, not both... So I'll let the little guy do the thinking:))))

Best one I've had for ending a LT was... "Oh, just got message, my dad, he get shot"!.. "Oh, my Buddha".

BB... Years ago you had 'Elephant beer' which was the forerunner of Chang & was said to be variable between 6/9% proof dependent on where in the country it was brewed. Then Elephant beer developed into Chang (Thai for elephant) & Carlsberg was brought in to provide the brewing know how & taste, until Chang pulled the carpet from under their feet & got rid of them... (And that's why Carlsberg went to Lao to develope Beer Lao which has frightened the Chang company ridgid)!!! I'm not sure about Chang's brewing process nowdays, but there's definitely something up, because I could swear that the day after feeling is far more akin to a 'class A' drug comedown than to a hangover... And the spin can last for days... Maybe they put formaldahide in it for a longer shelf life??? I wouldn't put it past them.

Only take out as much money with you as you are prepared to lose. And try to make sure that you stay sober enough not to lose it. But if you do, be prepared to put it down to tax. Treat them the way that you'd like to be treated yourself... So long as you're not a masarcist, of course. Don't be stingy, but don't go around throwing your cash about either. Be polite, cordial & super friendly. Try to be as clean & presentable as possible to get the best out of your chosen prey... Don't forget that in most cases it's just another body to them & that they'd have had more than enough smelly & unsavoury encounters. Don't say you've seen them on the internet!!! Don't make promises that you can't keep... This one's important, as it could easily backfire on you! Don't tell her she's got big hands.

Don't trust any ladyboys who's eyes are too close together.

Careful what you may wish for Coco.... Anyway, me too... Just got to get rid of Rocket Squirrel now & then maybe we can get this on???? You're cute x

You're right Jim, a bit of normality in every day life & acceptance as being normal (i.e. just like everyone else), is as much as most of them want for... So if you match up as at least half way compatible & can offer this, you should be quids in!!!.. Especially if they feel that their avenues for sponsorship elsewher haven't been cut off. But yeah, dare I mention that on the other forum??? Fuck me, NO!!!.. I'd be ripped to shreds & laughed out of the place... And that's why, 'we know' & 'they can only wonder'... Their loss. But that said Jim, I can actually be quite jealous (when it comes to a real relationship situation), but has I said, I didn't see another way or feel that there was another option, plus it was a calculated bet that she wouldn't have much (if any) contact with any of her old customers & that my freedom would be a good counterbalance... In other words, say she want's to start getting lazy in the sack, then I'll say something like, "fuck this, I might as well go down the town & get a short time"... And then she'd throw a shitty & sulk... But I would be guaranteed a stella performance next morning!!!.. Get the picture. So maybe not quite so 'naturally' free & easy as BB's example!? But the same set up, only calculated, with a view to sucking it up & turning a blind eye when necassary. Getting back to your first post... Yes, you also have to bear in mind that this is two blokes living together, so you're not really going to be spending so much time cuddled up on the sofa, cocooned, watching romantic comedies & snuggling up to eachother... Men more like to feel that they can prowl the streets, spraying up lamposts & sniffing arse, so it's best to let them feel that they can do this.

When you coming to Thailand Coco??.. You can always crash at my place

Happy Birthday Sam... Don't drink too much pop! Are you in Pattaya right now?

I actually think that an open relationship takes the pressure off of the finacial based element of the union; for instance, during my last LB relationship we came to an agreement that as I wasn't paying a lot (or sometimes not even paying) it would be OK for her to see old customers... And it worked fine, no jealousy, no tantrums, no extra added finacial pressure. However, I also think that this type of set up succeeded for the duration because I knew that she was very far away from her customer base in Pattaya & BKK & she knew that I didn't really have the cash, inclination or time to chase other trim around? Obviously things may have been a lot different if the situation were to change it's dynamic, but considering that she had been a time served career prostitute I didn't see another option, because the tendency would always be there for her to whore herself out if things ever got tight moneywise... And I equally figured the idea that I'd have some flexibility too would hopefully keep her on toes a litlle bit? Anyway, that aspect seemed to be the least of our problems.

Whoops, I meant to say 50,000 years ago... Sorry my bad, it was Sunday morning

Bit hard to explain Coco... But I could always show you sometime??? Has I said, I like to start dirty & see where it leads too x