Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then.
God, I love my new Taser!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise . Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though- She's crap at pool.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream & put a cherry on my head. Yeah life was tough in the gateau.