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Saturday Night With Full German returning to Singa, and Full English in recovery mode, the bar was a little quieter last night.......

Seya in full flow

Jen, without the wig

Waas preparing for the stage, assisted by Balloon

Oh looking sexsational

Friday After a difficult day (see rant from earlier!) it was good to see the bar nice and bustling again last night

oh i forgot to mention: its been pissing down while i've been chasing around all afternoon, too!

Thursday 1st august... And yes i am having a bad day, for anybody who gives the remotest toss. Chasing my arse around Patong taking photos of the "office", and producing reams of signed documents (yes signed on every single fucking page - and i have a long signature, just to make matters worse!) just to prove i have a bona fide company in order to be allowed the "privelege" of employing a load of their otherwise-unemployable crossdressers! There better not be any moaners in the bar tonight. Or singlet-wearing tattoed aussies making a nuisance of themselves either! And that "security" twat better not allow any more industrial equipment to be parked in the soi. I'm not a fighter, but some cunt's gonna get a pool cue wrapped round his nostrils!

Of course when you make a plan, or a promise, other opportunities come at you from all directions. This cute "masseuse", Mo, apparently from Nanai Road, was giving me the come on. And when i went home to complete my other agreement i must have been propositioned by at least 4 other lovelies, previously untried at The Skylab. Why does that happen? Ffs, what have i done to deserve all this?

Amazingly, the bar was quite busy, and Pat was doing her barmaid thing with a watchful eye open for any stray barfine potential

Thursday Night Another bustling night despite the thais in cunt mode: What the fuck is this cunt doing parked all evening blocking the entire soi?... When i went to remonstrate with "security", demanding the arsehole remove the said truck, i was met with a baleful stare. "And when are you going to stop all these motorbikes parking in the soi? Baleful stare. "You are security?" "Yes, seculity" "So why are all these vehicles parked in the soi?" Shrug "You are a useless cunt" Him: Stroll away indifferently. Me: return to bar with face like thunder. Poppy: Smile boss. Me: Ah shaddup!

Wednesday ( 31st July) As its pissing down outside and i've had a frustrating day, i thought i'd cheer myself up by checking on our cash for travelling to P*****a for the volleyball. Thanks to the following generous folk who have taken us to within a whisker of paying our expenses for the journey: insearchofxxx Winston Full German Poesface emerald Borklund Ilpucco Kitkat Full English Inmarset Wants"EnBoth Evilstein Dambuster Magic3 Gaz469 SleepingForest farang Swany Artie99us bubba45 Chris R35 Senior2 A couple more thousand baht, then everything after that will go direct to the Charities. We also have beer condoms for sale (100Bt). All the proceeds will go to Charity. Already 3 kind customers now own one. Get yours tonight! Now that the financial pressure is off, i can turn my attention to the delightful job of getting the girls to try on their bikinis! Thanks again fellas.

Anna, was making a play for my company. But while she still owes me bail money, its just not going to happen!

After the obligatory walk to soi crocodile it was back for a nightcap with Jen

And here's a surprise for dear old Swany: Ging looking in on a visit with the boyfriend

Tuesday Night ( 30th July) A bit quieter without Gambling Lady, but eventful nonetheless. Firstly, big welcome to Kendo, who's just been through the surreal experience of buying a one-way ticket to Thailand. Welcome to the best part of your life Kendo! Sadly he's not chosen Phuket to settle, preferring the wild hinterlands instead. He arrived with a present for Jen - the most amazing 9 inch (yes NINE inch!) heels !

I am seriously starting to worry about you Sam

Cocktail & Dreams has a new website.. http://www.ladyboy-bar.com/

Nah mate, Im just going to have that M.U.F.C.( Man United Football Club)) tattoo Ive been promising myself to get for a good few years now

Ive just found out that Man City want our lads to do their Stretcher Team duties too and we have agreed , I dont know if this is an act of TREASON on our part but I suppose the £75 per game will help the pain of having to wear City tracksuits for a couple of hours

Happy birthday Famous , my favourite bar in Pattaya

Nuoy

After dinner we returned to HQ where things were bumping along nicely with a good mix of BMs, Trip Adviser watchers, and passing tourists. It got so busy that for some time there were 3 of us working behind our cramped bar. The bells rang. Gambling Lady was in her element, and a good time was had by all.

Sunday Night Astonishingly, our best night (in cash terms) this year! In fact i had to go right back to Dec 31st 2011 to find a bigger number! Bloody amazing! Started gently enough with a steak dinner in the newly opened La Boucherie in Soi Sansabai. The reputation of their restaurant at the front of Royal Phawadee hotel was pretty awful, so it was with some trepidation that Full German, myself, and dambuster set foot in the new place hoping for a replacement venue, now that Buffalo Steakhouse has gone. The decor was a bit spartan..... .....but the steaks were good.

I tried (again!) to persuade Lek, from the hair salon 3 doors away, to let me do some rude things to her back at The Skylab. But as is customary these days, i was rejected ! So i was Home Alone again.