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This is to contribute my 2 cents worth on the SIM cards topic. In TH i've used DTAC ever since after COVID I assessed that it was a competitively priced choice and convenient to load at the airport (while waiting for the suitcase to come out right in front of the DTAC stall) and a fair deal at anywhere from 400-600 baht for more than i need gigas allowance depending on the number of weeks (up to 4). I might do better at a 7-11 or at the tech shops but in the past they would ask me for bothersome identification steps which at the airport was taken care of... I guess it might be easier now but there is always the communications problem as not all 7-11 Thais are able or willing to explore package options in English. At 500 baht one month unlimited i cant possibly be overpaying too much... or am I? In the PH there are are 2 rival networks Smart and Globe with the latter long associated with higher-ups which is consistent with most of the street types we love being on Smart that i switched to for good in the mid 2010s. Like Snoop I figured the airport offers are unnecessarily pricey, so what i do is AFTER checking in at the hotel i go to anywhere they sell "load" and ask for help buying a package. Invariably someone will check current promotions for me and I pick one I like usually no more than 400 pesos for a months worth of gigas and free texts. There are many such places and Snoop was not wise to have planned to go to the mall prior to going to the hotel as even though the bus dropped him off there, he would have had to scuttle his luggage around the mall to the 2nd floor and back. He could just have crossed the street from his hotel and headed to those little shops on Fields right after Phillies. Or at the convenience store right outside the hotel, which is what he probably did. Hope this helps.

Hi Snoop, how awesome of you to be sharing the Easter trip here at LBR. Looking forward. Especially the pasaBuLong bits... Seriously Snoop this is a major pick me upper as of late my health has been faltering and I cant even find the energy to post trivial stuff. 3 weeks ago I went on an island trip with white ladies my age and what started with an allergy turned out to be something way more toxic that I am trying to diagnosis and deal with. I am not in pain but am ultra lowbat. Anyhoo: BIG CHEERS!

Wanna bet we will never hear from this "BM" again? I really wonder who stands to gain from starting threads in a sissy board and never coming back? Is it AI-developing runs??? The post above is well drafted without the little typos humans typically make and has a relevant well argued message. But it is out of place: its about GGs not sissies. And NO!!! Its not gonna happen 60 yo low-status farangs picking non-prosti posh Thai girls in the clubs. They dont want to be seen with cheap Charlie grandpas. This is something I am observing in Angeles where the gorgeous younger girls no longer work in the bars. They freelance selectively at the 2 or 3 top clubs and take their pick of the younger handsome foreigners. Some choose to go with fashionable Koreans only. I suspect they all end up paying way more than the barfines.

LOL boss. Let me qualify the "best anal sex of my life" proclamation which was hyperbolic. It's more like best partner with passive penetration technique whereby he managed anus self-gaping as well as a super-tight gripping of my schlong alternating with releases that made me feel motion and friction without me having to pump. He also used his ass to dom me in other ways and I loved every second of it. Having said that, the sex was transactional, not more than 1 hour, and ...with condom. Bareback anal sex is more pleasurable and I can think of other partners, namely GGs, I enjoyed immensely with and for longer. Speaking of anal, I forgot to mention that in the course of this trip I bottomed for the first time in 3+ years. It's not something I seek but I can enjoy it with the right partner and under the right circumstances. I avoided doing it for 3 years because I was monitoring PSA levels and inserting things up the ass raises them and makes them meaningless. It sort of just happened with the one sissy I got closer to out of my steady 3 groupies and who allowed me all sorts of indulgences. I have been back in Europe for 1 week of total celibacy and in 2 days I depart on a domestic trip with a small group of friends my age and I expect sex to happen with one of the old ladies even though we booked separate rooms. One surprise reaching me after the trip is that one of the Buakhao sissies I fucked in Pattaya is now messaging me every day with pics and love declarations. I did not expect that from her. When I was there she never wanted to LT me. She has the thickest juiciest veiniest cock in my current portfolio (pic below she sent). I intend to stay in touch.

Hi Mr. N... I mean Snoop! Hi Snoop! I posted some shots with Sara in the Emmy's Bar thread (link below). But just to make clear: in your post above where you quote me, it's not Sara I am talking about (it's a Jie Jie sissy). I did not seek to have sex with Sara and just took her as company to the Emmy's party and when I left with the designated LT sissy Sara stayed there catching up with Emmy. Besides the exaggerated botched facial surgery, her looks are also affected by the hormones that make her face break out in the raw flesh. She works as a cashier on Soi Honey in one of the last bars to the right as you near Soi Buakhao. Hope you want to return to the PH some day. A common acquaintance who keeps messaging me asking about you also hopes you want to. Cheers. Suave. http://www.ladyboyreview.com/index.php?/topic/9081-emmys-bar-jomtien-soi-2/&do=findComment&comment=242785&_rid=10259 (still can't embed from this laptop)

Thanks barforth. Yes I TR for personal enjoyment but such enjoyment goes hand-in-hand with knowing that my BM readers will be entertained. In fact I go to great lengths to ensure that they are. It's like being an actor, which is a craft some people naturally enjoy and others rather not. I like to hear and tell a good story. Several times I've planned my mongering with a view to the subsequent trip reporting (not so much anymore; but was doing it all the time at the other board). As to the lack of feedback it's what it is... both here and at the other board there are probably no more than 100 active enough BMs at any given time so there is not going to be much online fame. Yes the large majority of those 100 are on the other board and I tried and tried to post there but it is run by self-glorifying thickos who stop interesting posters out of spite. As i said: our circus is a small one. Better be a clown here than nothing.

thanks PD. you are talking about bearded drag queen (not trans) Conchita Wurst who won in 2014. But in 1998 a more feminine tranny had won. From bellicose Israel of all places. Dana International with Diva. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZOVYCb9uY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZOVYCb9uY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest 2 tries and still can't embed. Please edit the post with the link. And give yourself a like for me, which is blocked again for me.

The board's unofficial DJ is Pdoggg who is probably clueless or at least indifferent about Eurovision. It Is anyone else here going to watch tomorrow? It is a big deal in Sweden that has won with major acts like the Abba and Loreen and is currently the betting house odds favorite to win, Here is a link to the Swedish song that failed to embed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3HOMhAeQY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest

This post closes the TR with some trip highlights and reflections. Since 2022 I have been to TH and PH so often and for such extended periods that I think I have metamorphosed into more of a sexpat mind frame, i.e. not so eagerly pursuing sex 24-7 while in Asia since like for sexpats I've come to take sex as easily available on tap so that sense of urgency I used to feel on shorter, less frequent trips is not so intense. Some nights this trip I actually chose to sleep alone, or to skip sex with whoever it was that slept with me. I am getting old. Buggery 3 times a day does not lead to ejaculation 3 times for me anymore. Neither does getting blown. Or jerked. I've become focused on the GFE aspects of the encounters and some extra kinky sex bits that get me off. Hence STing with perfunctory sissies does not do it for me or I'd just stay in my country and pay the prostis here. Problem is the Asian prostis are becoming more like those here. Rushed and detached. I am acutely aware that I must enjoy what's left of TH-PH GFE while I can. Over a lifetime of being a sissy player I acquired skills that I can now use to make up for my geriatric decay. Yes ca$h is paramount to make the buggery happen, but you need game for them wanting to be with you. During this trip I also experienced what I think was the best passive anal sex partner of my life. It was strictly business but I had never felt such intense vacuum suction of my cock notwithstanding the condom. It was like someone was pulling hard at it with the hand, holding it like a vice for 5-10 seconds and then completely letting go of it and then followed by deep long contractions of the anus or several smaller staccato ones. Such anal virtuoso was a Chayapoom massage joint sissy who was strictly ST business no GFE but did magic with her anus including some other mind blowing stuff I'd be embarrassed to describe here. That's a pic of him to the left. I forgot his name. I hitched him in one of those crappy massage joints on Chayapoom to the left as you face Buakhao. I went back a couple of times but she was not there. I'd be curious if anyone else here knows him and was as well-serviced as I was. I am really into group sex that I can orchestrate. Not just for the multiple physical sensations of 2 or more lovers sharing their bodies simultaneously, but the fact that I am making happen fantasies I stage. Even when I am being a cock and ass worshipping sub I am the one in charge and taking my pleasure. In the course of this trip I slept for 2 weeks with 3 sissies whose combined ages add up to less than mine. It's both a blessing and a curse because afterwards 1-on-1 sex starts to feel dull. Especially with white farang ladies my age which is what I am limited to for the next few months. This trip I let myself hook up with 2 bad apple sissies who extorted me for more than I thought we had agreed I pay. I should have seen it coming from one of them. The other I should also have known better as we had a history of she gently ripping me off. This time there was nothing gentle about it and I paid to avoid a hotel scene. A third sissy I very much like also pulled a no-show on me after I sent money. I will forgive that one if I see her again. Just don't expect WU for her birthday. On the last day of the trip I met a sissy who gave me an unforgettable night of sex and now is inundating me with love messages. She is older and kinda manly looking, plus her cock is small and soft, plus it seems she expected more money than i handed her at the airport. A wiser monger would let that one go. But I think I want to repeat the sex and her obsessive messages and tears are good for my ego these next few months of sissy-celibacy. This trip was a disappointment GGwise. I did not fuck any in Patts and the ones in PH were either ST quickies or a very homely latch on I got tired of after 2 nights together. I let a 9 out of 10 22yo slip through my fingers. Moreover, none of the GGs I fucked I managed to bugger. Not that they refused; the sex just did not evolve into that. I tried it with the latch on. she was tight and would shit me out after I managed to put the tip in. After 3 or 4 attempts I gave up. My next mongering trip will be to Africa. There I can be with model-grade GGs eager to latch on to me. I don't know exactly where and when I will go and perhaps I will spend summer in my beautiful country in a beach house 15 minutes away I have been restoring and never stayed there. Hope you all enjoyed this TR, and please some other BMs share your buggery experiences here in the Board. We don't have so many BMs but some of those we have are in TH and surely could post about their sex lives once in a while. Or now that I consider myself as a sexpat, should I stop posting too? Party On! Rom

I asked that question to a 5K one of them and I think she said 1.5K for the bar. In the old days the bar collected the full amount, LT was a given and they came back the next day to the bar get their share. Now I hear they are at liberty to leave customers after ST, encouraged to do so even so they can return to the bar and mitigate the shortage of girls pretty much everywhere these days. Haven't barfined pinay bar girls for a while. The last time was 3 years ago also in Subic and I paid 3K for a hot find from one of the dodgier bars who latched on to me to keep me barfining her subsequent nights. So today's post is about my last 24 hours in the PH with a sissy I met on Tinder and spent a great GFE overnight with to the point it gave her expectations of a continuation but I dont think so. Here goes: Parallel to my at-large and bar mongerings when I am in TH and PH (or elsewhere) I also swipe on Tinder and Badoo and meet a few ladies/sissies during the trips. This trip I met 2: one in TH was a complete waste of time (posted here) and the other was a Manila sissy in her early 30s which is uncharacteristically old for me but I liked her style and our initial communication rolled well. 1m70+ tall, lanky boyish look that perhaps would be a turn off to other mongers but works for me. In the chatting stage (messages and videocall) she defined herself as: - not having had sex for 5 years (with her last bf) -never having been with a foreigner (pinoy men only) -strictly bottom (she said she topped once and only once in her life, but never had her cock sucked!!! (a sissy in her earlys 30s hard to believe) -I asked her point blank if she was a freelancer, she said yes meaning she sells stuff online for a living, and then I explained to her what is meant by freelancer in Tinderspeak and she laughed it off as if being a prosti was the last thing that would cross her mind. -when I invited her to go out with me that night, she accepted but told me upfront not to expect sex I had no other plans and I'd be OK not having sex (got plenty already) although it bothers me a bit when they actually say that to me as if I am not desirable enough. But I also viewed it as a challenge to overcome and overcome I did. I took her to a romantic rooftop restaurant in the Adriatico area and we were soon holding hands and had out first kiss on the lift down from there. Then onwards to my hotel room where we made out some more and went to bed cuddling naked to sleep. Lots of touching everywhere but she was dodging giving me oral and being buggered but I knew it was just a matter of time so I did not press for it and fell asleep in her arms tired old man that I am. I woke up a few times during the night and each time we were in a tight embrace with her lips pressed to my face and one of her hands holding my schlong. Speaking of which, when it turned into wood in the morning I knew to use it or loose it and initiated love-making by sucking and licking her down where it counts ending in an intense 69 for at least 20 minutes and then the buggery just came natural. She grimaced in pain but took the whole enchilada like a good trooper. She sure was tight and also very clean for someone who said she was not going to have sex and presumably did not prepare and who did not even shower before going to bed. It was an outstanding night of GFE sex and the only regret I have is that for a sissy so tall she has a tiny, hormone softened pecker. It did get hard in the morning but it was still small by my wishful standards. She did not cum despite my insistence that she jerk off while I was going down on her. At some point she cried saying she was in love with me. She stayed with me all morning and the early part of the afternoon and then rode along in the taxi to see me off at the airport. In the course of the taxi ride I gave her like 50 USD to cover her transportation costs (like 14 USD) and have the rest left over for her. I could tell from her face she was disappointed but could not bring herself to say anything. I told her to speak what was on her mind and she said 30 USD is "what she made in an hour" and then I asked what she thought I should give her and she said 150 USD. I remarked that sounded like a freelancer talking but she pretended not to register it. I gave her another 20 USD, hugged farewell and to me this money talk was the end of the GFE. Prior to that, during our morning post-buggery bliss I had indicated I might be back in July for her birthday. Not gonna happen. She sent me 35 love text-messages during my flights back to Europe and attempted to call 5 times. Does she not realize the GFE illusion is shattered? Because GFE is just that: an illusion. In this TR I described 3 such instance. I'll be back with one more trip highlights post.

Thanks for the interest barforth. I’d rather not highlight who the sissy I favored was both to not expose her further (there are nude pics of her already) and to not expose me as a sucker because at the very the end she scammed me for pocket change but she scammed me (see below). I am posting this at Manila airport (LBR not blocked) waiting to board the flight back to Europe. It consists of a summary of my week in Subic and my 3 nights in Manila. Week in Subic – The first 3 nights I was by myself and was ST with 2 local bargirl GGs. One I had bonked 3 years ago and the other I met in one of the bars. The other night I slept alone. I find barfines in Subic expensive at 4,000-5,000 pesos (sex included) and will give them half that if they come to meet me in their off-work hours. Most are not interested. The last 4 nights I was joined by the GG I started off the trip with in Manila. She is fun and sweet with me but no beauty. We had sex the first 2 nights and then honestly I lost interest. Towards the end she expressed expectation I’d give her 200 USD for her company and that was the deal breaker shattering the GFE illusion. When we got back to Manila I gave her half that and told her I needed time for myself and would be in touch. She texted me but I did not ask her to come meet again. She did not seem to take into account how much I spend on her food and fun and allowance money while in Subic in a top resort hotel. 3 nights in Manila. The first night was the night I got back to Manila from Subic and was somewhat tired from the bus trip so took a late nap and only woke up at 9 PM and decided to just stay in bed and skip dinner and prostis. The second night the opportunity to meet the aforementioned sissy I developed a fancy for presented itself. She said she was in a Manila suburb 1 hour away from where I was and II invited her to join me for my last 2 nights of the trip and asked for taxi money 600 pesos. I stupidly sent her 980 (about 18 USD) and she never came. She pretended to be on her way and I waited and I waited until I finally called her a liar and she admitted she gave the money to her mother who needed it (more likely she blew it on crystal meth to impress her friends). My protocol in cases like this where I pay for transportation is to pay myself to the driver on arrival. But I thougt she really wanted to be with me and saw the financial benefit to it. At the end I would have given her far more than 980. The upside is that she is not going to ask me for Western Union remittances, which I might have sent but now are out of the question and she knows it. Then I went to LA Café, hooked up with the prettiest girl there (22 yo Lolita-type) who priced herself more than I have ever paid in the PH (she wanted 5K ST, 10K LT). I considered getting her to give me a small discount but when she told upfront she does not suck cock I knew I’d be in for a starfish night. I passed and slept alone. The third night is when things got interesting. This post is aready kinda long. II will tell about it tomorrow when I get back home.

Is this another case of the new-BM-single-post-syndrome? If you are real MatesZygote post again and say the name of 3 ladyboy bars in Pattaya (or Rattaya as you call it)...

Mr. BuggeringHer to you boss. I am now back in Manila with a GG for the final days of my trip and she is agreeable to buggery so not missing them sissies just yet. But no point in bragging about GG ass in a sissy board, and even less so expose her being buggered as much as I know some BMs might still like the pics despite the absence of cock other than mine. There is already a not so clear passing shot of her in the previous page. Let's leave it at that. Not the finest beauty in my portfolio. Nor the youngest. Short and stubby. But we get along fine and she joined me in Subic. And did I mention she takes it in the crapper? I suppose I did... So today I will share one happening earlier this trip that underscores too much of a good thing comes to an end and you just gotta make the most of it. In the pics I shared you saw as many as 4 sissies spending the night in my room and as many as 6 or 7 frolicking in my hotel pool during the day. In enjoying such numerous company, all along I was wary the hotel might come to object as they never charged me for extra-guests. I tried to make it worthy for the hotel by running an open pool restaurant tab that covered all the sissies meals and milkshakes and kept the restaurant busier than otherwise. The other guests at the pool did not seem to mind them (in fact the pinay GGs loved them), so for the last 2 years I've stayed there never a word was said to me... until a couple of weeks into my recent stay when the security head (not the aussie manager) told me I could no longer have more than 1 guest. Not just in the room, also at the pool. I suspect what triggered the injunction was that when Mr. Nice arrived he also shacked up with one (and only one) sissy and perhaps they thought I was starting to bring all my sissy-loving friends and soon the hotel would look like La Cage aux Folles. Moreover, Mr. Nice made the capital mistake of seating at the manager's pool table with his sissy and all of mine while I was in the room or I would have prevented it. Nobody likes to be told what they can or cannot do, but I confess that I took it with a measure of relief. As great as it is to fuck and party with 4 sissies, the flipside is that when we are not fucking I am micro-managing them and paying for everything. Anyone observing us would think they are the ones who are the hotel guests on vacation and me some sort of logistics caretaker billpayer. The money spent is not a big deal for me, but I am basically an ATM that does not dispense cash directly but dispenses food, drink, gifts, transportation... So when the hotel told me I could no longer have more than 1, I washed my hands with it and told the sissies I'd be taking turns thereafter which I did. But there was more to it: in the course of the sissy orgies and rotations some affectionate chemistry developed between me and one of them. And she was not John Lennon. And so my final days in Angeles (and at the same hotel) were spent in intense GFE mode and I almost brought her to Subic but felt she'd be better off joining her family in Samar where she was supposed to be were it not for me taking her to Ifugao and then a few more days in Angeles. I am not going to post her pic now sorry although she is featured above already. I just don't want to expose her further as a fuck trophy having said that we shared special feelings. Will anyone give me likes if I don't post pics?

But in reality no matter how imaginative the games we play, the end result for me tends to be the same: BUGGERY

yes boss playing the Human Centipede is great fun. Problem is with mouth-to-ass and hands-to-buttocks to support the front part of your body (and to gape the cornhole in front of you for maximum tongue insertion) coordinated genital stimulation to orgasm is not easy. So what happens is that our Human Centipede collapses into a different game I call the Ferris Wheel where every mouth hitches a cock and orgasms are thereby more likely to be achieved. Now I'd be lying if I said the sissies don't hesitate to suck each other's cocks so there may or may not be a third game conventionally know as Bukkake y'all are familiar with. Is this helpful? Here is a pic of the Ferris Wheel before I joined in.

In the past few days there have been far too many such new threads where a new member makes the OP and never comes back to be a coincidence. Yet they are well-drafted plausible OPs. Is it IA or someone with too much time on his hands.? How/Who stands to gain from making such frivolous posts? Why after the OP (spam or legit) they never come back to engage the BMs who follow up? The other thing we are seeing in this board is random, inactive BMs, all of a sudden getting dozens of likes in a single day as recorded in the daily leaderboard. How come bots give likes ? Is there no daily limit for giving likes? I know it's hard on admins to keep up with all the spamming... and sometimes we get a glimpse of it before the admin whacks the spammers ... just wondering

I had a real GG waiting for me in bed at the hotel. I did ask one of the 2 GG impostors if he/she would sleep all night with me he/she said yes and gave me his/her FB... But I am staying at the hotel where on my previous visit I had a MAJOR SCENE with a sissy who extorted me (reported here at LBR). I don't know if they at the hotel remember me but this is not the time to risk it with a street sissy I don't even know how old he is. The ones who I regret not courting are the 2 beach volleyball sissies. Basically boys with very long hair and dark skins. They would be eager to come with me, but my GG was playing voleyball with us... Like Mick Jagger said: You can't always get what you want. I don't know what to write anymore. Currently I am in a resort with a GG and we spend most of the time in bed alternating between sweet love-making and kinky stuff as best as my advanced age allows supplemented by Kamagras. It's going to be like that the rest of the week here and in Manila and then back to Europe and my old pussies of last resort. I guess I can always share some pics from Angeles where last week I continued to party with the 3 sissies I took to the mountains. Again: my advanced age does not allow me to serial fuck them like a stallion, so I make up for it with imaginative intercourse. One of the games we play is the human centipede after a good shower... Here are some pics but just of the beginning of the centipede. Then I put the camera down and took my place between 2 of them...

another week went by, which means much happened of eventual TR interest and will go untold. My wingman Mr. Nice is about to start a TR in that other ladyboy board for subs & bottoms and you can catch there his more detailed account of our trip to Ifugao that will complement nicely what I wrote here. We have since separated after returning the rental van in Angeles. He went with his chosen sissy to Siargao Island and remained monogamous. I stuck around Angeles a few days and resumed the group sex shenanigans but ended up spending the last 2 nights alone with a particular sissy we sorta realized in the course of an orgy we had feelings for each other and wanted to be 1-on-1. I am now in Subic and it's pussy all the way to the end of the trip. Too bad. Yesterday I met 2 pristine femboys playing volleyball at the beach I could easily have hitched after playing with them (volleyball that is!) and then 2 streetwalkers who insisted they were GGs despite looking more like sissies to me. What do you tell them when they say they are GGs? I could be wrong? Anyway for GGs they were not so attractive so I kept mine. If they had admitted to being sissies I would have made a move and they might be here with me tonight. Today I am posting some pics from San Fernando- La Union on the west coast of Luzon where we stopped for a couple of nights on our way back from Ifugao to Angeles. Just good clean fun. I stayed in 1 room with 2 beds with my 3 sissies. Mr. Monogamous Nice with his fiancée in another room. When it was time to part it felt like when we were kids at the end of summer camp. Hugs and tears and promises to stay in touch. Pics:

It has been 5 days since my previous post and much much has happened that could serve for 10+ TR posts of the kind I usually do with the pics along with them, but I am already lagging too far behind to try to be comprehensive blow-by-blow like I know readers like. Instead I will make a brief summary and post a bunch of pics... I am currently in a place called Sagada with that other sissy lover I call Mr. Nice plus 4 AC sissies. As his name indicates, Mr. Nice is a nice guy and brought one and only one sissy along while I brought 3 and continue to sleep 4 to a bed as I've become accustomed to and would rather continue. Not just for the group sex thingy but the lively company and affection they provide me 'round the clock. Mr. Nice and I rented a 7-seater car in Angeles and headed with the sissies for the world-famous rice terraces and caves of Ifugao and we have been partying on together as a big fun-loving group and so far everyone is getting along just fine. Right now we are all sharing a big duplex apartment in Sagada. Prior to coming here we spent 2 nights in Banaue in adjoining rooms. It looks like one of my sissies has fallen head over heels for Mr. Nice who does not know I know she blew him, but that's OK. As regards myself I am favoring one of my other 2, which leaves the 3rd one I call John Lennon a little sullen despite the fact that she participates in the 3sums and 4sums. Tomorrow we head for the coast and will spend a couple more days at the beach before heading back to Angeles and disbanding with Mr. Nice heading to the southern islands with his chosen sissy and me not sure yet but likely switching to pussy to get over all this cocksucking taste in my mouth. Sorry I am not reporting much more, but I am tired from the hikings and the buggery and the wi-fi here where we are is not that great and writing this is more of a pain especially when it comes to uploading the pics which I am doing next: Cheers R

#1 Stop wearing your T-shirt saying "PASS-AROUND PARTY BOTTOM" #2 When in the room with ladyboys, stop bending over on the bed with your hands parting your ass cheeks as far as they'll go so that your bunghole gapes to the size of a 2 euro coin. #3 Consider rebranding yourself anything else other than "Washedupbottom." Hope this helps.

Wrong forum for ladyboy avoiders. Personally I hope you get tricked into having sex with one and love it. But to answer your question which may well be a wind up: just ask whoever you are interested in if he/she is a ladyboy and if so if he has a cock. They will tell the truth. You still run the risk of hitching a postie but if you can't tell the difference just eat the frankenpussy...

and here is 2 more Easter bunnies going at it LIVE from Phillies... (hit PLAY) catfight.mp4

It's Easter Day today. Happy Easter.

Yes I brought 2 water guns from Pattaya. One of them is to deposit at my upstairs neighbor to water my herbs from above while I am traveling... in the meantime, the sissies are playing with them. A couple days went by that I did not find the time to TR, not that I lack time just focus. The other monger I call Mr. Nice got here as scheduled and a couple of the sissies in my posse were smitten by him but he passed on them. He is 20 years younger than me and has a different modus operandi and is more of a one-sissy man he likes to sweep off their feet with a monogamous game play made more effective by the contrast with my debauched polygamy. He seems to have hitched a sissy of his own, one I did not know. I believe Mr. Nice is doing a TR in the dark board so you can get his version of events there and fact check mine. Other than that he is a swell pal and we have outlined a pretty special upcountry trip and got the wheels already. Yesterday was Holy Friday and we (Mr Nice + my 3 remaining sissies) went to a nearby city where they reenact the Passion of Christ with plenty of self-flagellation and heavy Crosses carrying. In years past some locals would pierce their hands through as if they had been nailed to the cross. I saw that with my own eyes 15+ years ago, but yesterday did not. The goriest were the dudes with their backs in the flesh bleeding from the self-whipping. Below some pics. I think Mr. Nice took more and better ones so look' em up in his TR. My specialty is pics of naked sissies in group sex situations but today is not the time to post them along with the Passion of Christ. And speaking of naked sissies I shook off one featured above ("CGFE") who was acting to sassy and pushing me into going steady. Not a chance. She also made the capital sin of bringing crystal meth into my room and smoking it in the toilet with one of the other sissies. It was late in the night and I did not want scenes and let her sleep with us, but in the morning told her not to come back... Happy Easter y'all.

Your placing the joke in our board context with the Romscars and Cindederose did not go unnoticed and adds to the humorous effect. But what would have made it even more funny is if you had revealed the identities of the 2 cocksucker drunks who I know from good source were 2 management level evil punters at another ladyboy board. Can you imagine sucking either's wiener? Lots of BMs there seem to like it.