Laawman

tvChix UK related - a very mixed bag and something for everyone. Lots of info on events.

I also like to play a similar game whenever I go for an oil massage. I'll select the obvious ladyboy but let them think I'm a newbie tourist who doesn't know the true gender of his masseuse. She then has to be very cautious to avoid a scene, but all the time I'm teasing them so that they don't know how to proceed. It's not until I roll over on my back, revealing a full blown erection, do the mists slowly start to clear. I think it also appeals to them as they're under the impression they've seduced a 'straight' guy - a fantasy well received in the gay community. Am I a sad git? Yes, probably.......... but that's what expat life does to you!

I sincerely think that my LB detector needs it's batteries changing. For a while now this one had me thinking that she was a girl - granted she is flat-chested and a bit on the tall side, but that's hardly unique. Face, body, voice and demeanor are that of a young woman. Has anybody else been fooled like this? If you've got any snaps, then post 'em up!

This is an actual review of my phone - but from a Thai reviewer. I understand very little of what is said though I'm sure Mr PD will have a lot more success! I'm only mentioning it here because it's reviewed by.....................a ladyboy, thus keeping it within the interest of the forum! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SO5rk-SVk

Agreed. The first shot was flashless and resulted in that terrible hue, and whilst I engaged the ring light for the second it was clearly of not enough intensity. You can adjust the colour of the light for some situations but it's more of a warm up than anything.

Been testing out my smartphone's camera so just thought I throw the pics up on here. Some came out well, others need work as I'm still finding out what it can actually do (Vivo V50). Overall I'm pleased with it, but it is obviously designed with social media in mind. It has a ring light (n conjunction with three 50mp lenses), but this clearly needs to be engaged every time and at close range as the bar lighting can be quite overpowering at times.

Posted on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pattaya/comments/1kraxls/unpopular_opinion_the_clubbing_scene_in_pattaya/

Did I mention I'm a real sucker for the femboy-next-door look?

Thought I would do the rounds on the 'dating' apps out of sheer curiosity, when this one popped up with a message about coming over to my room and offering a genuine Thai massage for B200 per hour. I thought 'why not' as I hadn't had one for a while, so arranged for her to come over, and she promptly arrived on the back of a Bolt m/c. Started off just fine (17yrs experience - learnt it from Mama) but I guess libido got the better of us and we ended up with full blown shagging for over an hour. Great kisser and very enthusiastic! When it came to pay I asked her 'how much' she said B200 as that was the agreed price beforehand. I sort of took pity on her as she was hungry, and had paid for the taxi both ways - and bunged her B500 as it was all I had on me. Very pleased with that she was, so I said I'd give her a plug on here in case anyone was interested. Classic femboy looks - just the way I like 'em. Line id is kon2534, and Thaifriendly name is Konkanok504.

Well I expect we've all heard of it by now, but just in case you haven't, or need a refresher then this will explain. Please don't ask why I'm posting this..............

But discovering whether they're m or f is half the fun! Wide, square shoulders is usually a giveaway.

Well, it' probably been mentioned a million times already, but just in case......... https://www.youtube.com/@thepoormanspassportguide A fair bit of lb related info - nice to see someone being so upfront and not hiding behind a microphone.

American breakfast at the cafe in Villa supermarket - B79 before 11am and then B99 after. Definitely on the small side, but comes with fresh squeezed orange, filter coffee and wholegrain bread.