Final proof of 'global warming'

[Guest route67]

As if the weather couldn't get any crazier - it's so hot AND cold in Chicago that an ice-encrusted building burst into flames.

 

Surely only global climate change could be responsible for this.

[strocube]

Everyone knows that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by pointy headed, buzz-kill liberals, because they hate the USA, Jesus, baseball and apple pie.

There, I said it!

[thaibound]

Everyone knows that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by pointy headed, buzz-kill liberals, because they hate the USA, Jesus, baseball and apple pie.

There, I said it!

 

while it is, of course, true that pointy headed, buzz-kill liberals do in fact hate the usa, jesus, baseball and most especially apple pie,  i don't think that provides sufficient motivation to create such a grand hoax.

 

it just so happens that the ice shelf is melting (that part which doesn't burst into flame), oceans are rising (those which don't retreat prior to reactor-eating tsunamis),  and  the air in china is so polluted you can't even see factories burning (but what's a factory or two really, between friends).

 

i'm quite comfortable putting it all down to coincidence. if not serendipity.

not dissimilar from meeting a bar girl in pattaya who's never been with a customer before.

 

it could happen.

 

fucking apple pie.

[strocube]

These commie bastards will stop at nothing to destroy capitalism and take all our goodies.

Now this:

http://www.disinfo.com/2013/01/atmospheric-oxygen-levels-are-dropping-faster-than-atmospheric-carbon-levels-are-rising/