Luung Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 They dont even have gravy in the London Chippy's Not you as well.. It's a good point... But I really don't feel it deserves that nasty little emoticon, that's just plain unpleasant... I do happen to be the injured party here you know I love it.I knew that would rattle your cage Lung.I know there's nothing that embarrasses you more than that old cockney knees up muvver brown ,my old mans a dustman pearly queen bollox. Its like when people assume all us Northeners train whippets and have a back yard full of racing pidgeons.I fuckin hate pidgeons..... Brummies,now they ARE weirdos.......especially the Yam-Yams..... Yes, Brummies are weirder than fish... And your back on my luv list big boy .. Even if your back garden is covered in racing pigeon shit! Maybe he is the exception. Anthony said once that if he went 15 miles in either direction from his home he couldn't understand many people either. Or something to that effect. Poor ol' Lunger is sure getting worked up easily on things lately. Lunger, my best advice to you is start drinking and masturbating more frequently. Masturbate first a couple of times early in the day, then of an evening begin your heavy drinking. I think the combination will greatly relax you. If you wish to spare your liver of the ravages of the demon alcohol, you can get the same effect by eating one medium sized Durian while drinking a liter of Coca Cola. If you choose the Durian/Cola option, then you could include a 3rd masturbatory session along with the drinking and eating the coke and Durian. Maybe turn your cola into a cream soda with a large cum load into the full glass before drinking. I know, I know, I am just being a large silly person. Sorry Lefty, wrong time of the month mate. I did take your advice on board & it will fit in well with my new regime as I've been trying wean myself down to 8 or 9 wanks per day , weather permitting of course... As for the boozing, well I'm doing enough of that already, I just wish I could stop posting pissed Do you know that eating too much Durian has killed people Lefty?... No kid, serious, the stuff's fakin' leathal, apparently because it's so dense. Anyway, I'll skip the glass of cum, for now thanks, my complection's rosey enough as it is. Since I do not know either of the two gentlemen involved, please accept that this is not a personal attack, but the alternative and logical explanation of why Mr Lefty can understand Mr Anthony is that they are of the same educational and intelligence standard. Unfortunately, this need not be a particularly high one...... Why do I get the feeling that if and when I do meet these gentlemen, it is going to cost me a beer or two? Complete & utter bollocks Rickshaw, most people I know mix up or down without any problem at all, regardless of background or education, it's just that some of us have heavier regional accents which are much harded to decyfer than others. It's just such a damm shame that some of the smaller minded find it something to ridicule... I just had to get that last bit in! Quote Link to comment
Luung Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 They dont even have gravy in the London Chippy's Not you as well.. It's a good point... But I really don't feel it deserves that nasty little emoticon, that's just plain unpleasant... I do happen to be the injured party here you know I love it.I knew that would rattle your cage Lung.I know there's nothing that embarrasses you more than that old cockney knees up muvver brown ,my old mans a dustman pearly queen bollox. Its like when people assume all us Northeners train whippets and have a back yard full of racing pidgeons.I fuckin hate pidgeons..... Brummies,now they ARE weirdos.......especially the Yam-Yams..... Yes, Brummies are weirder than fish... And your back on my luv list big boy .. Even if your back garden is covered in racing pigeon shit! Maybe he is the exception. Anthony said once that if he went 15 miles in either direction from his home he couldn't understand many people either. Or something to that effect. Poor ol' Lunger is sure getting worked up easily on things lately. Lunger, my best advice to you is start drinking and masturbating more frequently. Masturbate first a couple of times early in the day, then of an evening begin your heavy drinking. I think the combination will greatly relax you. If you wish to spare your liver of the ravages of the demon alcohol, you can get the same effect by eating one medium sized Durian while drinking a liter of Coca Cola. If you choose the Durian/Cola option, then you could include a 3rd masturbatory session along with the drinking and eating the coke and Durian. Maybe turn your cola into a cream soda with a large cum load into the full glass before drinking. I know, I know, I am just being a large silly person. Sorry Lefty, wrong time of the month mate. I did take your advice on board & it will fit in well with my new regime as I've been trying wean myself down to 8 or 9 wanks per day , weather permitting of course... As for the boozing, well I'm doing enough of that already, I just wish I could stop posting pissed Do you know that eating too much Durian has killed people Lefty?... No kid, serious, the stuff's fakin' leathal, apparently because it's so dense. Anyway, I'll skip the glass of cum, for now thanks, my complection's rosey enough as it is. Since I do not know either of the two gentlemen involved, please accept that this is not a personal attack, but the alternative and logical explanation of why Mr Lefty can understand Mr Anthony is that they are of the same educational and intelligence standard. Unfortunately, this need not be a particularly high one...... Why do I get the feeling that if and when I do meet these gentlemen, it is going to cost me a beer or two? Complete & utter bollocks Rickshaw, most people I know mix up or down without any problem at all, regardless of background or education, it's just that some of us have heavier regional accents which are much harded to decyfer than others. It's just such a damm shame that some of the smaller minded find it something to ridicule... I just had to get that last bit in! Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Sorry Lefty, wrong time of the month mate. I did take your advice on board & it will fit in well with my new regime as I've been trying wean myself down to 8 or 9 wanks per day , weather permitting of course... As for the boozing, well I'm doing enough of that already, I just wish I could stop posting pissed Do you know that eating too much Durian has killed people Lefty?... No kid, serious, the stuff's fakin' leathal, apparently because it's so dense. Anyway, I'll skip the glass of cum, for now thanks, my complection's rosey enough as it is. I have never tried the combination because I really don't drink much soda pop and I am more or less indifferent toward Durian, but I have been told by someone who tried it, that if you eat a normal sized serving of Durian, and combine it with drinking a cola type of soda pop, say Coke or Pepsi, that it makes you feel intoxicated just as if you had drank alcohol in a sufficient quantity. Quote Link to comment
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