SiamSam

I thought we should start a joke thread. Here's my first contribution: Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender feeling slightly awkward tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English -they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

When I want to send a message to another BM I notice I have the option to send them a message (PM?) or to email them. What is the difference, if any?

Admittedly I too have been either too lazy, or too anxious, or too damn horny to bother with taking the moment to reach for the condom. Truly and really stupid in retrospect but that does not mean I won't be truly and really stupid again. That is the odd think about life, at least my life. In the wake of doing something stupid, the line "I will never do that again" seems to somehow get repeated.

Houndman, are you speaking of chunk meat Kebabs off a skewer or that stuff they carve off the spiral, vertical spit and put in a pita?

Just curious if the chat room is operational and if not, when will it be? I try to work it but it informs me I have not entered a user name. Can't figure it out. So I am either doing something stupid or it has not been put into operation yet.

So you haven't fucked a "penguine" (female). What about the male version, "penguin"? :rolleyes:

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?

Jai Dee you have missed the Om/Titian love story well documented in the other forum for the past 6 months or so. I met them both in Pattaya a few weeks ago and I haven't seen a happier couple.

Good to hear you are alive and well FF. I was worried you got yourself into trouble somewhere. Take care and keep in touch with us. I am back in early April. Will you be around?

Jai Dee I'll hold the french prick for you and you can pound the fuckin' shit outta him!!! What a fucker. Truly a sad, sad story.

Tommy Roe's hit was SHEILA. My favorite Eddie Cochran hit was SUMMERTIME BLUES. Don't know Linda Thompson.

The Houndman is back!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Assuming "sex" does not mean just shagging I have enjoyed play on an airplane, train, bus, car, and even a motorcycle. My goal now is scoring on a Tuk Tuk. :)

No one got the "Sue" Thompson number. Her song was NORMAN from 1961. Probably a wee bit before your time young fellow. Earlier I ask if anyone knew Tommy Roe's hit. Here again probably not your vintage.

You must be in your forties. :)

DLL, New Vaudeville Band. I gave up and googled it. Is the song's initials you are thinking about "W.C."?

How about TOMMY ROE?

Great story JaiDee.

If I had discovered the LB and GG scene in Asia, (Thailand in particular) when I was in my 20s I be a fucking derelict madman by now if indeed even alive. In many ways I am grateful I discovered it all late in my life. It saved me from myself.

I like it. Good job!

I joined December 24th and many have come aboard since. We all hope this forum will take off and it appears to be doing just that. If I am not mistaken I think Lefty was the first to officially sign up. Is that true DLLarry?

Thanks FB. Would appreciate you trying to track him down to ascertain his situation. Anyone else hear from him?

Friedfrunk has disappeared. Has anyone heard from him since his last post from Laos? He is a daring fella and gets himself into some sketchy situations sometimes so I hope he is okay. If anyone has his personal contact info please send him a note to let him know we're worried about him.

I like the blue one first then the heart second.

Hahaha. Thanks KL. I know I run the risk of being called a hypocrite but I gave you a point anyway. :D .

Yup, certainly sobering advice Jai Dee.