johnnydiver

Well, I was born in a little log cabin and read books by fire light and had a nick name of "rail splitter" because of my ability to split logs of a trees. I was also known as "honest Abe" and my likeness is on the American penny! I was know for my saying that I cannot tell a lie after I cut down a chery tree and years latter I was seen crossing the Potomac river in a row boat! I have been heard to say "I'll be back" in a thick european accent while wearing a black leather jacket and cool sun glasses at night!

My Great Great Uncle was known as "Al" and he had a scar down one side of his face hence his nickname of "scarface." He was big in Chicago in the 20's and had a nice little booze business until some G-Man named Ness sent him to prison over some unpaid taxes! Well now I am a lawyer and it is my calling to keep as many people out of jail as possible. I am called a shark and I do not like Shakespeare's quote, " first we kill all of the lawyers!" I command attention when I walk through the halls of justice and have lunch with Judges and Police Chief's. My motto is "seize the day as tomorrow is not promised" and I try to jam as much living into every day as possible! This is a little about me.