steveo941

i'd post a very witty reply but im far to drunk to think of one, plus ive missed fatty's nightly call,so better start training again or i'm getting my ass kicked, lol

no photos of fatty, [not that I like her ] get out the wide angle lens , I hear sum guys love a fat bird

when I arrive i'l get pook to put up a free barfine

two years ago as i came through arrivels with my two daughters we were met by my girlfriend who put her case on my trolley along with mine and my daughters two cases , they wandered of, i'm walking through with four suitcases when a thai guycomes up and askes me to follow him to a quite corner of the airport, i'm quickly surounded by 4 more guys, i'm thinking this looks trouble, just as he asks me if they are my bags my girls arrive, he realisess he's made a mistake, so to save face he asks me to open the top suitcase, he then askes who's bag it is my thai grilfriend says its mine, he realises he has made himself look a bigger dick as he's opened the only suitcase that did not come through customs, he looked really sheepish, said thank you and they walked away, bet his mates took the piss but it just shows there are customs guys walking around inside arrivels looking for people with more than one bag

as fatty's over the hill, I might go nuts in may, come oct, lol

if you say ba quickly, it means go,ie lets go, if you say baaaa, means crazy so farangbah means they think your a crazy white guy

good luck mate have a great trip, see you out there. regards steve

who said fatty's fat, I'm kicking his ass come october

I'l be playing sum five finger tunes, and hitting all the right notes in oct/nov and be apearing, guitar in hand, in a bar near you, sing out if you see me, lol

toystory dont pm me again asking for phone no's and skype details, of l/bs I know I dont even give them out even to guys I know, and never to strangers like you, when they give me there no's its for me to call them, not for you to call them !!!!!

After spending 2 trips this year, drinking myself into a early grave, and playing the butterfly game i've booked music lessons for nov, plan to have one night with her, followed by a night out with the lads and meet up with her later, lets see if it works but knowing me it will go pear shaped the first time I hit horny bar and may gets her hands on me lol

I see fatty just got paid by another arab. lol

things can turn ugly very quickly, about 14 years ago I made the mistake of moving in with a post op L/B on kho samui, after 2 months her Jealous moods were driving me crazy, so I packed up and moved out not telling her of my new room 2 days later i'm watching tv in myroom when her and 2 mates kicked my door in and started to threaten me with voilence as I hold a black belt at karate, and a brown belt at kung fu I dont scare easly as my training keeps me pretty fit, I can out run anyone, lol they gave me 24 hour to get of the island or next time they see me they will kill me, so I pay the damage and move out of town to the next resort 2 weeks later i'm driving back home and see 5 or six L/Bs talking in the road as I pass them they call my name, its her and her crew, they jump on there bikes and follow me for the next 40 mins through all the back lanes of chewang finaly loose them, go back to my room, its 5 am not a soul about, no bike to be heard, been in bed 20 mins , there's a knock on my door, its her demanding I let her in at the top of her voice, how she new were I was staying I wil never know, I had 2 choices fight her or fuck her, so we went back to her place for sex,[so much better than fighting] told her in the morning that I could not live with her, as her jealous rages were spoiling my trip my last memory of her is seeing her crying her eys out and colliapsing on the floor as I drove away I then decided it was a good time to try pattaya out, and stayed away from sumui for a few years all these years later I'v learned nothing, as my last trip had Jay slap my face and amp at pooks atack me I dont know wot it is about me that brings out the violence in them lol

i'll not barfine Guitar to fat for me, if you see the guy thats booked her, at one of the partys knock his beer over, I may give that Keta a go, dont know who she is but she sounds my type, lol

I think deepthroat will be pissed off that you'r copy and pasting his photo's if you know there on facebook, send them a message and ask them yourself no one will give you there no's if you dont know them

I had to laugh, last night after the bar closed , a load of them went to jomtien to play vollyball after the game guitar called me, I told her i had seen her latest photo's, she said I see them, I look fat. lol

Is it just me, or is guitar looking a tad fat, thats me banned for sure, lol

she will be so knackerd by the time I leave, she will have to go back to laos for a month, to recover and I'm back in jan, to pick up were I left off, lol ps , may looks nice, ha

trouble is they never forget the first falang that fucks them, so she will allways be thinking of me, LOL

The only thing I can re-kindle with Jay is her right hand and my face. I'v booked my nightly guitar lessons for oct/nov when i'v finished playing all her right notes she will be singing , all night long. LOL

nice one mate, i'll keep them safe for you untill you arrive, LOL I hear jay is back freelancing on walking street, only turning up at BB on party nights Jay sweet Jay, the one I let get away

no sweat, my guitar posts are just a bit of fun, and she allways gives me a toss, and 1,660 bt you'v been paying far to much LOL have a good weekend mate regards steve

no its not, one again for those that cant keep up when she first started working a fellow worker set up her face book, she spelt guitar, keta, as her face book and famous is linked her name comes up as keta on famous facebook page, he has taken the name of that so her name is still guitar

Very funny guys, O how we love to laugh, I have not had my back in room phone call tonight, so must be long timed i'm sure she will call me in the morning with a detailed report, [all BMS names going in my little black book] LOL

I had a rummage round famous one night , found a nice guitar propt up in the corner took it home with me, played sum sweet tunes on it, and it sure hit all the right notes