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....when a hot chick has her cock out and is pissing in the urinal beside you and you don't feel the slightest bit uneasy(unless of course in the corner of your eye you notice it's bigger that yours).

Morlam is definitely on tonight. Being the day that's in it, it may be one of the few places to get a drink. Expect a big crowed.

The boys were driving around the sois at 9.30 am this morning letting us know it's on, yes that's what that racket was.

Probably in the beer garden from 9ish onwards tonight if anyone fancies a scoop and a chat.

Great to have you here Up2You and it was a pleasure to finally put a face to an online friend also. Yep we had some sanook nights with Jimslim, Ciobha, Ninewives and the gang around town a few weeks ago. You gotta get your ass back here asap as I have nobody to go to Linda bar with anymore.

The one in the red hooped dress told me she usued to work in Pooks, soi 6. Herself and the one in red on the right were quite camera shy last week, A bit like La Bamba, a third of the staff are terrified of having their photos taken.

The Duke was spending one of his last nights in town with the missus last Friday. Bigtel was chatting to a monochrome Fon while Route67 was out buying a tin of dog food believe it or not. Paeng and Flatpack were away with Yok getting her new fun puppies inserted according to Fon.

A few of the usual suspects blocking the exit entrance a few nights ago.

For those of you who enjoy watersports there is the Jet Ski World Cup no less over in Jomtien this coming weekend from 7 to 9 December. I wonder will the jet ski scammers be on duty also.

Does not surprise me. Different different but same as the locals don't say.

@snoop I know her as lay/ray. My how they love to change names. @ dexter well worth a few days visit for a change of pace. @ Sam about 5 hours from patts by bus, 3 to 4 by taxi. 3 hours usually by bus from Bangkok.

Wish I was but stuck in darkest issan alas.

Thanks for the input 360 and for your first post.

Tomorrow I am heading to the sticks and have an appointment with my dreaded enemy, and perhaps the enemy of most civilised farangs in Thailand, the squat, hole in the ground toilet. Now some of you may argue that it is supposed to be more healthy to defecate in this position, perhaps so, but try telling that to the guy who loses his balance or shits into his pants from wrong posture while flies hover around and you try to avoid stepping in the previous persons crap. This ain't gonna be fun.

.. when I am walking up Soi Yensabai with Pdogg and he refers to a GG friend of a friend of ours as "that Greek girl with the pussy"

A few of us are meeting in the PBG around 10 tonight to watch the Loy Krathong festivities along the beach.

It is usually a busy time, so best keep any eye here to see who may be be around nearer the time.

The very words your little friend Pop/Ice shouted over to me in Sugar and Spice last week when I was giving Dazedandconfused the low down on the place.

Poxy wet day in Patts, how are the rest of you guys here killing the time? Cabin fever time almost.

Here is the place on Pattaya Tai where we got the mini van to Bkk. They leave every 15 mins or so, 100 B one way.

Nice shots Dexter and it was great seeing you again recently. When you back again by the way??

Welcome to the Tossof. Your timing is good as the bars are likely to be quiet/closed on 5 for father's day.I am heading to the sticks at the weekend, back sometime next week so maybe we can organise a forum meet up in Pattaya Beer Garden or any venue one of the evenings.

Tiger's birthday party in So What tonight. We will try to get along and get some shots for you guys.

For anyone who wants traditional western food, Lin's on the main road south out of town, just before Soi 8o does and a great small breakfast for 150 B. There is a big breakfast also, but the small is pretty sufficient. The small breakfast, minus the tomatoes as the other half fancied them. Soi 8 0, a bar street about 10 mins stroll away from the main action.

Cheers for the helpful and insightful info as ever Pacman.