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I'm walking down Beach Road, Wanna shoot my load, I got 7 lbs on my mind, 4 that wanna own me, 2 that wanna stone me, One said she's a friend of mine. Take it easy, take it easy, Don't let the achin' in your balls make you crazy. Get it up while you still can, Don't even try to understand, Fuck some lbs is the plan, And take it easy. Well I'm walking to The Corner, Got a great big ragin' boner, So quite a fine sight to see, Then a hot lb, (oh my Buddha), On a bright red mota scoota, Slows down to take a look at me. Come on baby, don't say maybe, I gotta know, is your hot ass gonna save me? Some we lose and some we win, But we won't ever be here again, So spread those cheeks I'm sliding in, To take it easy... I'm running down 3rd Road, Still want to shoot my load, Got some tasty bar girls on my mind, I want a real good lover, Who don't look like my mother, That won't be hard to find. Take it easy, take it easy, Can't let the pup tent in my boxers Make me crazy. Come on baby, it ain't no maybe, I just know your shaved smooth coochie Is gonna save me. I want to eat you all I can, All your moans I'll understand, Then long strokin's in the plan, It's so easy... ~ Khun Lefty, 2011.

I would have to say no tits or little hormone ones at the most :)

Try not eating, it's even cheaper :p But seriously, I was just eating a superb, huge, 'Penang' curry with vegetable for 30 baht in my local food shop (they give me the big plate) & I thought about your post. You see I can tighten right up from time to time, due to either incredible, inherent, stinginess or sometimes because I just like tryng to live like a Thai would... And then sometimes just for fun, myself & a friend who lives here in CMX get into a bit of subsistence living up in the mountains, just for the 'crak'... Anyway if I eat in Thai food shops, use the local 'Lao Khow' bars (some even have LB's in them) & use the mountain bike or trainers rather than the motorbike or car I can have a fucking good time, keep fit & stuff myself all for about 3,500 baht PW including rent (for a house), bills, internet & ganga... And I'm not kidding. Of course my average weekly spend is more, probably between 7/10,000 baht PW, but I'm not really living any better, just possibly throwing a shag in here or there? Just the food stalls & water dispensers on their own, I reckon you could do it for about 7/800 baht PW, but you'd have to find a tent to live in. Sometimes I impose this lifestyle on myself out of sheer, unadulterated guilt after going down to the 'Smoke' & spunking about 3/4,000 baht a day on shit food, shit chicks, shit piss & shit accommodation! Why I still do it I just don't know Great spew story, by the way!

Brilliant Khun Lefty. That gave me one hell of a tearful laugh, but I fear you have too mutt free time on your hands in Los just now.