Woodie

Only ones I would stab at are Lord Jim, Kwan, and snoop dog. The rest are a mystery. The LB's could be anyone.

I think it may be swayed by an attachment or two. It is in my case.

58 minutes ago, petesie said:

The forums are a tremendous source of information for everyone; you choose what you look at, take what you want and scroll on, it's there if you want it and ignore it if you don't. It does however allow anonymity to individuals whose distorted opinion/personal attacks may be questionable. I've nothing to hide, I've been a regular Patts visitor for 13 years, met a lot of great people along the way. 

Stop posting here...where on Earth did that personal vitriolic demand spring from and are you actually aware of what you said? You also question my honesty; a person you've never actually met or have previously known...really? Please do not respond to perpetuate your personal myth.

Back on topic...

New may be still in her 20's but is fast becoming Mama to the girls. Their rent is due, visa runs, family crisis...she helps where she can. One girl asked for a loan to buy a new Burberry handbag...yon particular one was refused. 

She also is a great Temple goer...her idea of a day out is visiting a new one so she'll bundle 4 girls in the truck and take them for a trip & a feed. She helps other bars out too, she understands the bureaucracy so freely gives out information & guidance when requested...and when they run short of beer/whisky a crate or bottle is there if required. 

There's always a few drop by's...one old gay fella drops in to do their eyebrows etc...10 baht a pop, I offered to pay one night and Farang Auto tax kicked in and was asked for 40...an older ladyboy called by and asked New if she could clean the bar. New realised her girls didn't like doing it so she was hired and the bar is tip top every day.

A refresh is needed as Newbar is getting a bit shabby...this will happen soon.

 

 

 

I volunteer to be part of the refresh crew. When I say volunteer there is a limit. I would ask for free access to a LB of my choice whenever required.(at my age could be once a week). 

Paid airfare and lodgings also.

Not a lot to ask for, as in return you will have my expertise in directing otherwise unemployed LB's in the art of resoration. I am sure there are some whose talents go beyond bedroom activities?. If not I don't mind giving hands on training!. Equipment such as paint, brushes, rollers to be supplied of course. The other stuff such as condoms, lube etc.. should be on hand.

Please advise a startup date.

On 12/21/2019 at 11:55 PM, bumblebee said:

Might well be a question on Monday night (look away now Quinn) :) 

Don't know why I am posting this, but here goes.

What colour were carrots originally??.

Ok give up. Purple. The Dutch changed the colour to orange. Their National colour. 

11 hours ago, bumblebee said:

You mean this one....

 

 

Um, I am not sure. Could you post some more photos so that I can confirm?.

If there is a nicer girl with a better bum in TJ's, I have yet to see it!

3 hours ago, bumblebee said:

I fully concur with PD, a fun filled busy night in the bar.  Too many photos to edit them all, so I’ll just post most of the stage ones as they came straight out of the camera.  

Well guys, the declared winner after checking weights is #15. Ammy.

From Long Stick, out of Lovely Bum!.

Merry Christmas to Emmy and her girls. Hope the New Year brings happiness.

A great bar to go and have a few beers and chinwag. Good atmosphere, apart from the silly old bugger that frequents the place sometimes. Has a name that relates to a subpar football team!

I would like a muff burger for Chrissie Dinner, but where I am now is not the right place to get one!.

3 hours ago, bumblebee said:

This coming weekend’s birthday girl.

Teya has a look about her. Not in your face sex bomb, but more " you dont know what you are missing".

7 hours ago, petesie said:

Good response from P&G but slightly to the left with regard to the bars.

The guys that go to Thailand enjoy the craic amongst the guys and girls in the bars and to them it's part of the holiday experience, it's a social thing ye know. Nothing against a fella who wishes to remain discreet and order in but some prefer and indeed enjoy a drink and natter before the deed.

Yup the girls are nowadays more savvy but they also realise where the punters lurk...in the bars, funny old thing. Doing their business by internet will only increase prices...think about it.

They do the internet thing and play the bars, best of the new & the old, up to them and let me point out there is no tie to the bar; the majority of the girls are freelance by choice as the hours suit them and believe me they are doing well, good luck to them. Barfines start at 300 around the bazaars; I did note that some GG bars are doing the Nightwish barfine tiering system but thankfully the LB bars are steady as they are.

A bar is far from a goldmine, most of us get nothing from it; to me it serves several purposes.

• It keeps the teerak in employment and elevates her status amongst her social group
• It provides a social/employment venue for friends and associates
• Great place to meet like minded souls

I was in 69 last night and it was a relaxed friendly place, no drama with some fantastic looking talent you can actually touch, feel and interact with.

If you could have an app for that... 

I was in 69 Bar with my gf before I went over to New Bar the night I met you.

The reason for the move was that 4 of the Likely lads from the UK,(could not pick the accent), walked in talking loudly and already making asses of themselves. One who thought he was shit hot tried to do a line with Bella who was already having a drink with a BM. She told him to shove off and he looks around seeing what other trouble he could cause. I watched them for a while and decided what had been a good atmosphere was rapidly changing. So off we went to NewBar. Not good how a few clowns can suddenly change the scene.Not picking on UK lads but they do have a penchant for causing trouble and being loud and abusive!.

We did go back to 69 Bar as it does have a good vibe.

I recently had two trips, both overnighters.

The first was staying at Poopreaw Koh Larn. A series of individual units. You may have seen the inside of it with Ammy's photos in a posting I made.

Like most of what I saw on Koh Larn, pretty basic stuff with prices that in Pattaya would get quite a nice room. No real complaints. The breakfast was ok. 

Just came away thinking that it was never going to be Hilton style.

The second was Toonja Koh Larn. A two storied place. We had views of the water but dont know if that was a privilege or not. So much trash in the water.

As in the other hotel, the staff were very friendly and courteous.

Picked us up from the wharf and down to the shops if we needed it. That is sure worth something.

Night life was very quiet. Had to walk a bit to find a restaurant we liked. Did not go looking for any bars etc.

During the day we had a good time down at Monkey Beach on the southern tip. Got there by baht bus from the wharf. Did the normal thing and rented out 2 deck chairs. Very relaxing time. Went for a couple of swims with some underwater activity!. Strangely I had to wait a minute or two before I could wade back onto the beach after that. It is amazing the effect a wandering hand can have on ones bits!.

3 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

 

I think you'll find it easy to get to Stoolie!   

 

He gets lost after getting to the end of Soi Pothole!

4 hours ago, stoolpusher said:

Directions for Kink please Mr P .

   It sounds a bit like Crazy house and Bacarra in BKK.

Cobber might have to take me there for a look see next time 

Go there on your own you bloody wooss.

3 hours ago, JustSumGai said:

well, i see em as ladyboys if all that's missing it the sillycone.  But if it's short hair, shorts, you know, the femboy "uniform"...femboy.

exactly

Spoke to a guy in a baht bus the other day after realizing he spoke a few words of English. He was Russian.  Asked him where he was from and said a name I dont know . I asked what area and he said Siber. Eh??. Do you mean Siberia?. Yes yes Siberia. How do you like it here?. Ah good, at home it is -25 degs!!!!. Can you believe it?. Living in that temp. We both had a chuckle.

On 12/9/2019 at 2:43 PM, blind boy grunt said:

indeed Duke, good results for you and us, well done  Man Utd. i really could do without the totally useless world club thing coming soon though...

Actually while i'm here Duke, i was thinking about you recently, "why?" you no doubt ask..... well i'll tell you. 

You're from Stockport aren't you? Funnily enough i used to work in Hannover back in the Early 80s with a guy from Stockport. His name was Steve. The worst snorer i have ever heard but that's a bit besides the point. As is most of this post i guess but sometimes it's good to ramble on. 

So.. do you know Steve? i reckon that you probably do as there are possibly very few people that live in Stockport, or are at least willing to admit to it!
I'm sure that you must know him.... I've seen Coronation Street... every body knows everyone in that part of the world.

Some of you American chaps reading this are possibly baffled... "corrie st?.  what the hell is that?" well.... i'll help you here... it's an english TV soap opera... been playing since before Kennedy was shot, or just after. To help you visualise it...just think "Deliverance" in half-hour episodes but without the Banjo's.

It used to be based around a pub called the Queen VIc or something, owned by 'Dirty Den' and his Missus Ena Sharples.

You guys are probably wondering what i'm talking about... don't worry, so am I. Just a bit of English culture for you on a pretty nippy Thailand morning. I confess though sometimes my memory goes a bit haywire. Corrie was never the same after Albert Tatlock shot J.R.
Anyway to get back on topic before the Moddy fellows shout at me, Lady drinks! i'm pretty sure that Dirty Den once bought Elsie Tanner one in the 'Rover's Vic' or whatever the pub was called... I'm still convinced that he was trying to get in her pants.

And Ladyboys... must admit that i was never very sure about  Victoria Principal... looks too much like 'lily'.

Actually Elsie was very well cast. She looks like a bar manager should.(well female anyway).

I have met only one moderator on the other forum and he seems ok. I will reserve judgement on the others until I do bump into them.

Just accept it SP.

I would say that I object to the term femboy when referring to a LB without silicone tits. Most of these LB's are very feminine maybe more so than some of the meat mincers who parade around with watermelons on their chests.

What about GG's that have small or non tits?. Are they less feminine than another boasting 44 EE's?.

On my recent visit to Pattaya, did a side trip down to Phuket. Kata Beach actually.

I think the Russian Government must have a baby bonus going. Every second couple (all Russians), were pushing a pram or two!. . 90% of the people there seemed to be Russians. All as happy as ever..

As an aside. There must be a cosmic shift in the body shape of Russian women when they get to their late 20's early 30's. They suddenly develop these huge chests held up with what could only be spent uranium supported bras. They look like the foredeck of an aircraft carrier. Amazing!.

Yes, a lot of the guys had the white shirts.

You cannot beat Seaside restaurant in Soi Pothole. Just past English Rose on the left. Order the food as to how you want it.. Thai or Western.

Only drawback is that sometimes in the morning there is an uncouth Aussie who sits near the front. Comes in , takes his shoes off, plants his feet on the chair next to him and then orders.

The day I left to come home just over a week ago, he went the whole hog and had his shirt off. Absolute class act!. Was going to say something but as it was my last day did not want to pay a visit to the local BIB place if it got out of hand.

Sometimes our Ocka friends live up to their reputation.

Having said that, you wont get a better deal anywhere else. Great staff.

5 hours ago, bumblebee said:

This comment by one of the guys last week gave me a little chuckle at the time.  Basically his wing man left the cuties in TJs to go hunting larger game, but ugly ones in my drinking buddy’s eyes. (They were both Dutch by the way).

But it got me thinking, is a good face a bonus to a size queen and does the large appendage override all other features and considerations, particularly the looks.

Not to anybody with taste.

Large appendages can be a pain in the ass!!!

3 hours ago, pareshtel said:

what is the name of this babe : 

Sophia, works at Fantasy Lounge

On 9/19/2018 at 9:36 PM, girish said:

These babes are BOMBSHELLS

 

Yes they are and the girl in the last photo. Did she work in Baby Boom a couple of years ago?.

When I was flying to Europe quite a bit, I always used Emirates. That was a few years ago and they were great. Then slowly they started to falter. Had a few things go wrong with service on a couple of flights and i just lost interest.

Since going to LOS I use Thai or Singapore. Both very good. maybe Singapore just shades Thai, but not by much.

That is some serious foreskin on Isabely!!!.

What a shame as she is far better looking otherwise.