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stoolpusher

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  1. I got this in an email hope this is the rite thred

    Willie's Willie

    Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker,

    and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom

    from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 80th

    birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could

    be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

    "I have outlived my pecker."

    A Poem - by Willie Nelson

    My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.

    What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout.

    Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.

    But now I've got a full time job, To find the friggin thing.

    It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.

    For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.

    Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.

    To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

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