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    Name That Shot! Pattaya

    in Odds and Ends

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    7 hours ago, bumblebee said:

    Apparently this says something along the lines of “cooking by ladyboy(s)” but where can it be found?

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    I don't know where this place is located, but if there's cooking by ladyboys to be had and I was in Pattaya I'd certainly dial 061 826 0081 and find out!  Oops, sorry...

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    Obituaries

    in Boiler Room

    Posted

    The Boeing 747. 

    Say those three numbers slowly and with reverence.  What monger among us hasn't been at one time or another on a 747 heading to carnal delights in LOS?  Between work and holidays I must have been on a 747 several dozens of times over the past near four decades.  And those rare times when I got upgraded to the first-class section on the upper deck?  Closer to heaven, that's all I can say.

    No worries, though, I'll still be on that sturdy bird for years to come.  Korean Air, partner of Delta which I mostly fly, bought up the last of the commercial 747s in the mid 20-teens.  There are those who believe that the 747 will still be in some form of service 100 years after its introduction.  Let it be so.

    https://www.npr.org/2022/12/08/1141578966/boeing-747-last-jet

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/06/business/last-boeing-747/index.html

    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/dec/08/last-boeing-747-rolls-off-line-after-half-a-century-of-production

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    Kathoey Culture Luu Language

    in Ladyboy Scene

    Posted

    6 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

    It appears that Thai ladyboys have their own version of Pig Latin.

    You never know when a few key phrases in Pig Latin will come in handy when mongering in LOS:

    owhay uchmay isyay ethay arfinebay ?

    owhay uchmay isyay ayay ortshay imetay ? 

    owhay uchmay isyay ayay onglay imetay ? 

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    My Book Review of the PAULTAIN BOOK and Some Personal Reflections It Triggered

    in The Romscars HALL OF LEGENDS

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    44 minutes ago, Rom said:

    I think this is a good time for another book review of a book I also read on my recent trip.   It's called "Thai Lottery .. and Other Stories from Pattaya, Thailand" by Matt Carrell who does not acknowledge he was ever a mongering farang, but sure knows a lot about mongering in Pattaya.  This "Thai Lottery ..." (2012) was Matt's first book ever followed by one called "Thai Kiss" about an Irishman PAUL Murphy who I suspect was inspired by Paultain's characterization of himself on his "Paultain Experience" book, but I have no evidence so I am not going to make parallels with "Thai Kiss" that would be slanderous to Paultain.

    "Thai Lottery ..." is a collection of 13 short stories, spanning from 2 pages-short to 100+ pages the not-so-short-story that gives the book its name.  The author caveats that the stories are "pure fiction and any similarity to persons dead or alive blah blah blah is purely coincidental" but real people came to mind when I read it and he touched on all but one of the taboo subjects we can't post about in TH-related online Boards (that exception being the Thai Royalty).  In a few of the short stories he casts Thai policemen as corrupt sadists but since it's fiction the book is apparently allowed to sell at the expat bookstores (or perhaps the Thai cops did not read it).  Drugs invariably come up whenever he mentions bargirls, which is a reality we can't talk about in online monger boards either.  Matt Carrell's book also has a story about a punter who starts an amateur porn website and eventually shows Thai underage models and then ends up in prison and the website subscribers prosecuted in their home countries.  It made me think of a long frozen website and its controversial hirsute farang star, and that Matt Carrell's stories are likely a composite of many real life stories and characters he embellishes for literary sake.

    And speaking of literary, the author is a good writer and the stories are interesting to read.   But I recommend the book only if you like such short stories compillation books, several of which had already been written and self-published by farang sexpats with literary vocations and finally the time on their hands in their leisurely days of TH exile.

    I also recommend "Thai Kiss" but it is a full novel, much longer than the short stories and after a while the clichés began to turn me off.  Matt Carrell has since written 3 or 4 more books but they are not about Thailand.

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    Sounds like an interesting fellow.

    http://mattcarrellbooks.com/

    http://www.thebookbag.co.uk/w/index.php?title=The_Interview:_Bookbag_Talks_To_Matt_Carrell

     

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    Coronavirus

    in Covid

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    Well, just as many of us are checking on airfares to LOS in the coming months, comes the word that we should have been expecting - covid is not done with us.

    Many, and I do mean MANY, new variants have been popping up over just the last couple of months.  Most seem to have at least some advantage over previous variants in eluding antibody protection from immunizations/booster and/or prior infection.  How this will play out is impossible to predict.

    https://news.yahoo.com/the-next-us-covid-wave-is-coming-why-it-will-be-much-weirder-than-before-200044795.html

    Again, I recommend Eric Topol's twitter feed for very up to date information on covid, variants, immunization, etc.

    https://twitter.com/EricTopol?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

    On a personal note, despite my best efforts at social distancing over the last two years, I somehow contracted covid early last month.  I had originally been vaccinated with the Pfizer double-dose vaccine when it came out, and several months later boosted with the Moderna booster.  Still, it was a weird experience.  It came on pretty quickly over just two or three days - lots of coughing and a very high fever that had me almost delirious.  I knew it wasn't the flu because it just felt different, mainly because I had no sinus or chest congestion at all.  Strange.  I had several at home tests sent to me previously courtesy of Uncle Sam, so I tested and sure enough I was positive.  I took paracetamol for the fever and over the counter cough medicine to blunt the coughing.  Then, in just three days, the symptoms started to noticeably go away.  I still tested positive, though, for another week as the symptoms went away completely.  After another couple of more days I tested negative.  Fortunately, no long covid.  Given that I'm still alive I'm just as glad to have finally gotten it.  Undoubtedly it was an omicron variant.  So, I'll wait the recommended three months after infection to get the new bi-valent booster (Moderna - it has more "juice" in it).

    Beneficial side effects of having covid included a significantly blunted appetite (I actually lost 6 pounds), and absolutely no taste for any form of alcohol (no booze for two weeks).  Needless to say, though, I celebrated testing negative by going to a sports bar and indulging in chicken wings and beer!

     

     

     

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    Many Killed in pre-school attack in Thailand

    in Boiler Room

    Posted

    I woke up this morning and found out about it on a couple of LB friends pages.  They were very upset, as can be imagined.  For an American this brings up the horrible shootings at Columbine, Sandy Hook, and Uvalde, et al.  I don't really like the word "evil."  Like many words it is over-used, but in cases like this I just hope there is a very special place in Hell for the perpetrators of such evil.

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    It's Official: I'M BACK !

    in Off-The-Wall Trip Reports

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    6 hours ago, Rom said:

     

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    Hi Rom.  Terrific trip report.  Good information.  Thanks for the boots on the ground reporting from LOS as it stands right now. 

    Speaking of boots on the ground and standing, quick question.  How would you compare the footing you get on artificial turf vs. natural turf when boning a he/she/him/her/sissy/femboy/non-binary/ladyboy doggie style while standing?  I think with bare feet artificial turf would cause annoying slipping backwards during vigorous boning.  Didn't you pack your cleats for this trip?

    Yeah, just messing with you again, Rom, you lucky he-bitch boning bastard!  Cheers!

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    AC Ladyboy Starfish

    in Philippines

    Posted

    How old is she?  I early-on discovered that the really young ones (18-19) were often starfish, likely due to being new to the scene.  I then started going for far more worldly and mature LBs; you know, the 20-25 year-olds!  lol

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    Terry Hu Would Ya

    in Ladyboy Discussion

    Posted

    Absolutely.  Nonbinary, total cutie, and they have a B.S. in neuroscience from UCLA.  So, after sex we could talk about whether or not there is a neurological basis to the classic transgender monger question, "Am I gay?"

     

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    Drag Race Philippines

    in Philippines

    Posted

    3 hours ago, seven said:

    Here’s me looking for muscle cars

    Well, in that case, seven, here's the car for you!  A 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am that definitely puts the "trans" into Trans-Am.  If Burt Reynolds had been one of us this is the car he would have driven in the cinema art house classic, "Smokey and the Bandit."

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