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  1. 12 hours ago, Cinederose said:

    Two cities and so easy to travel between ( 120 baht by bus )

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    Holy crap!  Just look at those two!  I nearly creamed my jeans! 

    The DeLorean was one damned nice car, irrespective of performance.  Of course, nearly all cars designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro were good looking. 

    OK, OK, there are a couple of GGs there that I guess someone might bone if desperate enough, but I'll take the cars.  Ladyboy magnets for sure.

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  2. 9 hours ago, seven said:
    I realise this redneck hillbilly is irrelevant these days, but hes another Trump fanboy, same views as the other half population.
    We shouldn't even have this discussion on a forum dedicated to transsexuals. This isn't PY though some are doing their best to make it so.

    – Rock artist Kid Rock took to Twitter this week after it was announced that Bud Light had partnered with a woman who is a transgender influencer.

    In a video on Twitter, Kid Rock could be seen wearing a “MAGA” hat as he turned around and spoke to the camera:

    “Grandpa’s feeling a little frisky today. Let me say something to all you and be as clear and concise as possible.”

    The artist then used a rifle to fire gunshots at several cases of Bud Light beer while cursing out the company. (More guns. See a pattern?)

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/kid-rock-shoots-bud-light-102425976.html

     

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    https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/kid-rock-doesnt-know-how-to-shoot#details

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Clymer

     

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  3. On 2/15/2023 at 4:51 PM, soiboy said:

    Raquel Welch age 82.

    One of the greats in the pantheon of sex symbols.  Anybody else have a poster of her in your room when you were an adolescent?  Me and Raquel were very close back then...

    https://deadline.com/2023/02/raquel-welch-dead-fantastic-voyage-one-million-years-b-c-myra-breckinridge-1235260802/

     

    Postscript -

    https://people.com/movies/raquel-welch-cause-of-death-cardiac-arrest-alzheimers-disease/

     

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  4. https://thepattayanews.com/2023/03/24/intoxicated-danish-man-in-pattaya-allegedly-refuses-to-pay-for-kebabs-and-assaults-female-owner/

    Hmm, let's see.  Sickly pale white skin, obese, bald, heavily tattooed, wife-beater t-shirt, rumpled shorts, and reportedly drunk.  Although his face is blurred in the photos it's probably a safe bet that he's butt ugly and has bad teeth.  Yep, Martin is the poster child for Pattaya's finest farang tourist alright!

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  5. 57 minutes ago, Woodie said:

    That wasn't the end of it. Who should be in the official box but Jean Todt!. Past boss of the Ferrari team and then boss of F1.

    An interesting thing about Todt that I didn't know until recently, he is the long-time partner of Michelle Yeoh who just won the Oscar for "Everything Everywhere all at Once."

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  6. 1 hour ago, imwithstupid said:

    I paid 800 THB for Koko from LadyboyObession and 4000 LT for Dao from Ladyboygold precovid. Is it 2000 THB for a streetwalker or from the dating apps in BKK?

    In the few years leading up to the pandemic streetwalkers in the general Nana area began to quote 1500 baht for a ST whereas prior to that the usual quote was 1000 baht.  The 1500 baht price could usually be reduced to 1000-1200 baht.  Given inflation over the past few years, especially over the last year worldwide, if I was quoted a price now of 1500 baht for a ST I'd just say "deal!"  I imagine that girls from the dating apps probably now would want 2500 baht to come to your room, but others on the ground now in BKK would know more about this.

    Also, terrific name!  You need to get the t-shirt that should be standard issue for all LOS mongers....

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  7. Just one soi south of 13/1 is Corona Bar on soi 13/2.  It's one of those smaller bars that I found often had a lb or two on the premises, who, with proper alcohol and monetary encouragement, could be easily maneuvered to your premises.  When I first started going to Pattaya in the early 2000s I'd stay at the Dynasty Inn on soi 13, a very convenient location for such activities.  I have fond memories of "the 13s" as I called that particular area of Pattaya.  I always had a good time exploring the small bars and massage parlors there.

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  8. 28 minutes ago, Woodie said:

    No, just correct punctuation. I was taught proper!!!!!...... Correct spelling and all!. None of this Webster Merican stuff!. By the way another Merican thing that annoys the shit out of me. The way kids now hold pens or pencils. It looks like they are physically handicapped. All their fingers around the instrument, clutching on for dear life!. It has spread to our corner of the world via tv, as has the use of the word like, every third word or so. Also while I am at it, this gutteral way of speaking usually used by girls, between 12 and 35. There is a video circulating now which shows a guy trying to correct a girl serving in a cafe. It was done by a group of actors to demonstrate the usage.

    Never heard of the term period used in punctuation. I thought it referred to a womans monthly cycle.

    Geez, I am on a roll here. Why do you Mericans state a date as for example 2/3/23. To us that would be the 2nd of March. To you it would be the 3rd of February. It does not make sense to have the date as month/day/year.

    Also the use of the Imperial system,(and it is not even the "real"  Imperial system. Another concoction!. Only one other country in the World uses it. Liberia I think.

    Phew, now I can go back to work.

    Wow!  That was some rant!  I think you have a very bad monkey that needs spanking, Woodie.  Calm that monkey down!  lol

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  9. 19 hours ago, Woodie said:

    One of the good movies, along with Blazing Saddles.

    A great era for wonderfully stupid yet hilarious movies.  My favorite, "Airplane!"  So many great one-liners delivered straight-faced by a terrific cast.  Like....

     

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  10. 1 hour ago, Quietguy said:

    I would have thought that the amount of alcohol they have to drink in the course of their bar work would lead to weight gain.

    No kidding.  Not to mention what that does to one's glucose metabolism.  I've become very sensitized to this having in the last couple of years gotten into the "pre-diabetic" zone.  Drinking too much during the pandemic certainly didn't help.  When my doc mentioned that erectile dysfunction, among other things like lower limb amputation, can be a consequence of aberrant glucose metabolism that certainly got my attention! 

    While the lady drinks our sweeties hustle for typically have short pours of alcohol in them so they don't get too wasted too early in the night, the mixers are packed with sugar - Coke, orange juice, etc.  We all really need to take it upon ourselves to educate them about the dangers of deranged glucose metabolism.  If they won't pay attention then a vigorous spanking may be necessary.

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  11. Yes!  Time to lose 20 pounds so I can fit back into my 1980s pastel sport coats I have stored away in mothballs.  Say hello to Soiboy Crockett, ladies!  (Hmmm, a Honda Click doesn't have quite the same impact as a Ferrari, though.  I'll need to work on that....)

     

     

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