bubba

Aaaah yes! I remember THAT forbidden fruit. My wife calls the office wanting to speak to little me. My horny secretary, already fucking me regularly, puts her on and promptly walks into my office, unzips my fly and proceeds to blow me while I struggle to explain that I will be a little late home. "Something has come up and I need to deal with it." My oath, something had come UP!

I lurched out of the office about an hour later with my balls drained and a silly smirk on my face. Secretary's fave saying: "Ooooh! There's nothing like a nice FAT cock.!"

Office sex can be exhilarating, right?

Jesus KenW. You wont get to play in the second row with that attitude. You wont even get to be ballboy.

Oh, by the way. Voted for Pookie but a close run thing with Nay.

Fact is, couldnt say nay to either of them.

Palm... All day long, out of this particular selection!

Fun girl, really pleasant company & she was always handing out free wanks in the boggs at Ezy... That'll do for me!

Lung, I reckon you have been "knobbled".

Have to treat your vote with suspicion, then.

:rolleyes:

Whew! Thats more like it!

By the by, early this morning I sprang awake with a thought, yes, few I know, careering around in my head.

A name! A name or title for KenW's epistle of the road.

"KenW and the Art of LB Maintenance".

Has a certain "ring" to it, I would opine.

What say you fellow travellers?

Ed's note: Might be better if you dropped the W for this once, Ken.

They might be cute but they're also silent.

None of them reply to my messages or emails.

Is it me? O dear...

If they read your contributions, knew that you were a disciple of the Tantric way, were a big softie, romantic to the point of insanity, AND had a bulging wallet; then they might show some interest, KenW.

I think that some administrative type should organise a convention over there, say Makati or even Cebu. What say youse all?

:rolleyes:

And was "Burge" in the wardrobe, gently stroking his massive member, gorged with blood, whilst this seeing too was unfolding before his bulging eyes, drooling jowls?

So you just "came" and went? Come on, we want some embroidery here. "Flesh" it out a little, boyo! Relentless pursuit by Diana, of the prey. Your sweet virginal body?

Aaaah yes! To Bee or not to Bee. Thats is the question, na?

NOW YA TALKIN!

So this in 'Nam or in in sleepy suburban somewheresville, Oz?

Oops!

Refer back to the beginning you dill, he says!

And...... And?????

Its 5.14 am here and you are acting like the projectionist at the Sat arvo flicks!

The stagecoach is going over the cliff!!!!

For Chrissakes! Give us the next episode, pretty please!

Sooo. It was Tung down the throat in the toot, then?

A variation of the ole Frenchified kissin', boy.

Honi soit qui mal y penis?

Lung

Just an ole boy who reads the whole of the threads for want of something better to do.

Sounds like a deep bondage session gone terribly, terribly wrong! I dont think I want to know any more.

Whoa Lin!

Before Lung agrees to the injection, he will want to see the numbers on that thing. How many cc and all that.

Yeah, I'm with you man!... I think it's got to be something to do with the darker skin tone, but yeah, lavender, powder blue or soft purple underwear just does me in on Thai chicks & LB's!.. Instant hard on... Even better than the gorilla outfit!

Thanks! BTW, did you get that eye in the avatar at the same time as the hole in the ball (of the foot, I mean) and the crushed knuckle?

And did you get sorted on the digs you were seeking out?

KenW, if I didnt know you I would say you are seriously perverted. But, as I do, I dont have to say it.

NB - does that make sense?

Hard to say, with my limited experience. But I know that red lacy gear doesnt turn me on at all. Black sometimes. Strangely enough, I get more turned on by blue, purple, lavender bra and knickers than the normal red or black stuff.

But for the standout favourite, just a pair of torn "fuck me" shorts and an old tee shirt. Nothing as queer as folk, I suppose.

phwoooaarrr!

:rolleyes:

Probably the most unlikely place in this world to save someones soul but you gotta admire their spirit

The belly of the beast indeed :devil:

Not so! Its a holey place and often you'll hear that anguished cry:

"Ooooooh God! I'm cumming!"

True or false?

Yeah... 'What's new Pussycat' :rolleyes:

They'll aaaaaaall come to meet him (BB)!

Arms open, smelling sweetly!

(With apologies to whomever!)

:rolleyes:

its up and running now guys.....

Off again, as of 1 pm LOS time, Sunday 3rd.

They are Sam, and they've got another brother named Toiluntrubba.

Ah'm Rod Steiger's sidekick. You'all behave yrselve, now!

Cool story Ken!

Even though I like girls, I usually don't feel that I must have her that very minute I see her, but with the femboys the desire is to kiss and drop to my knees mmediately.

You would think that he wouldn't steal from you being that you are connected to his friends family.

He was even connected to Ken for a short and pleasurable time on two occasions as well.

Some people have no class!

:rolleyes:

New Chum lurker here. This site referred to me by a friend. Hope its an improvement on some of the other sites. I guess it will only be as good as the posters make it huh?

As a furtive LB fancier, any lurid posts by me will be hard to come by. But, the way I am thinking these days, in my dotage, it could yet happen.

:rolleyes: