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Patricia in a new hairdo and frock

Later in the evening: former P*****a girl Oh reunited with some Walking Street colleagues. Strange developments through the night, which i won't go into, but it looks as though Sonia may be staying, at least for a while, as she seems anxious to avoid going back to P*****a just now. I wondered why i got the phone call out of the blue, from kung asking if they could come for a "holiday". I reckon there's something, or someone, she's trying to avoid back in The Sewer. Lord knows what goes through their minds at times. And i thought western women could be complicated! Anyway they're out of The Skylab now, but i reckon we'll be seeing Sonia working soi Croc for the time being.

Tuesday (5th March) dragged off to the beach again. Surprised to see how empty it was. This is Patong in "High Season"?

A nice crowd in for the weekend, and the drinks flowed, and the bells chimed. Thanks everybody for a fun night

Later at the bar, it was good to see Nicole back....again!

However, the girls looked great

Rows and rows of sunbeds. I shan't be returning any time soon

Whats more, the (illegal) jetskis have arrived

Laem Singh Fucked Up It used to be one of my favourite beaches. Now its just so fucked up. Finally got the girls up and out, and arrived at Laem Singh Beach at 4pm to catch a cocktail with friend and customer, Peter. Having made the steep descent to the beach, which is not a journey for the unfit, the place was teeming with the sort of disgusting french that i have written about before. This group were bawling their heads off while playing ball in the water:

The bar was nicely brisk with a few guys coming up for the weekend. Tangmo Tan

...the results were worth it though

Friday (1st March) The day started on LB time: i.e. wake up 3pm. eat until 4pm. After a nice session with Sonia, we then turned The Skylab into the SkySalon:

Thursday night Cham Jen Jen's best assets Little & Large Patricia Sonia Sonia & Nikkole Interesting watching Kung (who now wants to be called Chocolate, ffs!) and Sonia's behaviour. Both arrived exhausted and were just happy to be in a different atmosphere with no pressure to grab a customer and earn some money. Last night, having rested. Kung, sorry Chocolate was enjoying a beer and content to just ogle the young handsome blokes passing by. Sonia, at first just enjoying sitting around as a customer rather tha hunting her prey, eventually couldn't resist, while we were in soi croc, getting a predatory air and told me she wanted to get a customer. I warned her of the grave danger of doing that, in "foreign" territory. The power cut saved any further temptation and we repaired to HQ. This morning however, she was horny as fuck!

More pics tonight, of course. But first they must eat (again!) and watch the inevitable thai soap opera on tv. Thank God i have 2 tvs!!

Thursday (28th Feb) Finally got to sleep at 6.30am after drinking too much coffee. Suddenly i was awake! Looked at my watch, it was only 8.30, ffs! Then a loud knoking at my door. I had forgotten that Kung & Sonia from JSB has asked if they could come for a holiday "for few days" (?). They had taken the overnight bus and wanted to be let in. After some small talk and a meal (of course), we all wanted more sleep. No really, we did! Later, ok it was well into the afternoon, we woke, and the girls set about cleaning The Skylab from top to bottom. For a crusty dusty old bachelor this was a Godsend.

Seya

Weds Night kitty's back

Weds Night Many pics from tonight, will appear later. Mainly in soi croc, where Nikkole was clicking away merrily with my trusty Canon. In the meantime i have to get something off my chest: Now i know i've ranted before about these things... but My good friend and BM inmarset gave me, yes gave me, this beautifil looking thing. He and hartmut recommended a got a data sim (whateverthefuck that is) for it. So having established the convenient dtac store in Jungceylon had shut and was inconveniently located in Central Festival, i dutifully traipsed over there when we were closed on monday. Me: can i have a data sim for my new phone pls Her: Uh? Me: (mutters; "oh here we fucking go!") i want a data sim for my phone pls Her: you want new number? Me; no, i want same number Her: why you not use sim from old phone? Me: Its not a data sim Her: Uh? Me: OH FFS - want same number, new sim!! Her: give me phone (i hand over both - she takes sim out of old phone and puts into new one) - see sim card fit phone. Me: ok, bollox to it. Thanks for wasting 45 mins of my life. Return to Skylab. Now, as my friend gave me the phone i at least should try and learn to operate it rather than just throw into the jungle. Can i get the fucker open to try to put the sim in? Can i bollox. Decide against incinerating it. Patience Jimothy. Tuesday - try again. Battery flat. FFS! Weds (today) recharge battery and here we go? Er no, not quite. I think "i know i'll send a message just to try and get the hang of it". Find the message menu easy enough. Up comes a QWERTY keyboard. Well i dont know how you blokes do it. The QWERTY keyboard on this computer is about half the width of my desk, on the phone its about the size of a matcbox, and you need fingers the size of a pinhead. After 4 attempts to type "This..." (the first word of "This is my first message on my new phone") and i've had Tjis, Tjid, Rgid, and Rhud and each time it took me many unsuccesful attempts to delete to the point where i was turning the phone off and back on again just to get rid of the message. Now i owe it to my friend not to hurl it out of the window. But i was wondering, just how the FUCK do you blokes deal with your little iPhones, iPads and iEverythingFuckingElse? I'm currently having another calming cigarette rather than hit it with my iFuckingHammer ! Please: if you want to give me something and the choice is between a 15 Baht condom or a 30,000Baht iSomething.......go for the cheaper option! Thank you and Goodnight.

The drinks flowed....and flowed....and flowed. Christ its rare for me to get blathered, but the atmoshere was infectious and i had to take great care driving home (yes, yes i know i shouldn't have driven before you all start!). Thanks for a great evening guys. Tangmo losing her inhibitions

Tan Jen Sunny Seys Nam Nancy & Tangmo Cham & Waas Amy Waas Sexy passer-by (previously C & D) now calling herself Jodie

Emma Emma & Patricia Benz Pink Pat Nuoy Waas

Here's the.ly lady called Nikkole on here. We had a blast

Nam & Seya caught their eyes

From then on things started to get messy, increasingly so as another regular customer arrived from Aus (well dressed too!) and the bell was rung a few times

Luckily things improved dramatically when Nikkole arrived with her entourage, bearing gifts too!