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  1. Fantastic set of shots DC, I know too well you are a sucker, and licker it seems, for a great pair of legs. And no you are not worthy, and I bet you love it when some LB screams that at you. :acute: :rolleyes:

  2. For any of you guys out there who may be heading to Thailand for the first time, or have been already and think it is all smiles, here are the main scams you may come across, so best to know what to expect and be on your guard. Nearly got involved in #9 on my second trip, when I was stopped by a couple on Sukhumvit Rd and they gave me more or less the story described below. Nothing came of it as I made an excuse and got away from them. You don't want some scumbags ruining your precious time there.

    http://www.bangkokscams.com/undercover/top-10-scams-in-thailand.html

    1. The Grand Palace is Closed Scam - This scam can happen near any tourist attraction but still happens a lot outside the Grand Palace. As you approach, someone will tell you that the palace is closed for various reasons. Ignore them as you will end up in either a gem store or a tailor shop.

    2. Thai Gem Scam - If you are not an expert on gems then I strongly urge you not to take the word of other people on how much money you can make if you sell these gems on return to your home country. People are losing a lot of money every day. Don't make the mistake that you are different.

    3. Wrong Change Scam - A common scam at places like 7-Eleven and Family Mart in tourist areas is to give you change as if you gave them a 500 baht note instead of a 1,000 baht note. Many tourists are not familiar with Thai money and often give the wrong money or don't notice that their change is incorrect. Most shops will say out loud the denomination of any paper money you give them. Check your change!

    4. Jet Ski Scam - Many people in Pattaya and Phuket are being scammed after renting jet skis. When you come back after your fun, they will point out scratches and dents in the jet ski and they will demand large sums of money. What they fail to mention is that a dozen other customers have already paid for those scratches. If you rent anything, be it motorcycle, car or jet ski, make sure all scratches and dents are documented.

    5. Patpong Sex Show Scam - Don't believe the touts outside who say free sex shows and drinks for only 100 baht each. You will end up paying a bill in the thousands. Stay clear if you are alone as they can turn violent if you refuse to pay.

    6. Hualamphong Scam - Outside the train station you will meet official looking people who will say they will help you book the seats. They take you to their nearby travel agent and pretend to ring the train booking office. They then say the train is full and your only way to travel is on one of their buses.

    7. Long Distance Bus Scam - Many people have had things stolen from their bags on overnight bus trips. Some have even reported they were drugged and found their money missing when they woke up.

    8. Airport Taxi Scam - Official looking touts will pretend that they are meter taxis and tell you that it is 500-1000 baht to go into town. The meter taxi outside is less than half this. The police have tried to crack down on them but they are back. Ignore anyone who asks if you want a taxi. The real taxi drivers are waiting outside by their cars.

    9. Blackjack Scam - This usually starts when someone asks you where you are from. If you say, New York, then he will say he has a sister who will be going to study there. He then asks if you can go and meet her as she has some questions. At their house, you somehow end up playing blackjack with them. They then ask you to help cheat someone out of their money. Don't get tempted as it is you who is being scammed.

    10. My Girlfriend is Pregnant Scam - A popular scams these days is your long distance girlfriend writing to you to say she is pregnant with your baby. She either asks for help to pay for the aboriton or for money to raise the baby. What she doesn't tell you is that she has already written to five other foreigners telling them that they are the father too. The latest gimmick is some medicine circulating in Isaan that swells their belly to make them look pregnant in case you fly in to visit them. The only way to know for sure is to go with them to the doctors to get an ultrasound.

    Please remember, most scammers are successful because they play on the greed of their victims. If something is too good to be true then it probably is. As kind as Thai people are, they are also very shy. If you are approached by a well spoken Thai person on the street then the chances are high that this person is a scammer. Thai people are not normally so forward. However, please give them the benefit of the doubt unless, of course, they give you the codeword "Big Buddha" or "Lucky Buddha". This is then their admission of guilt. Finally, it is sad to report that there are now foreigners praying on helpless tourists. So, be weary of any unsolicited help.

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  3. You can see it from Corner Bar Sam. About 10 seconds away.

    Think it's back where one of our FM's spotted five ladyboys and they went upstairs to show him their cocks so he could properly choose.

    I can take an educated guess who that brave FM might be. Are these the rooms heading out towards the back of Sunee area? Saw a mixed bag of LBs hanging out there a few time.

  4. wouldnt call myself a lurker, but thought id intro myself.

    im a jaded moaning bastard, but at the same time, im fuckin sexy.

    most of the seasoned thailand lads have met me, and can vouch for that.

    anyway, lets see how this forum develops.

    peace ladies.

    Good to see you posting here Tony. It's getting to the jaded stage which is the fun bit, but I know where you are coming from. You will know a fair few of the guys here, almost like Corner bar online. :good:

  5. I invite all my friends and acquaintances to join me in singing this song on such a great day of the year. I've never met more fine gentlemen from any one country as I have from Ireland.

    Pak wan Lefty, and you have 2 of the finest with you just now in Jimslim and Ciobha. Karl used to play this song whenever he saw I was about to leave Ezy, to make me stay for another 1 or 4 lol. One of my favourite songs from Ezy, not familiar to most of you. It's about my small corner of this island I call home.

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  6. Yeah...and even if seeing the full length version it would probably be mostly more of the same as we see in that 3:02. So, simple solution, just watch it over and over again. :acute:

    What country you guess that it's in? You think it is UK?

    Nah not the UK, looks like some Eastern European station, there is a insignia on the train but no idea what state railway it is.

  7. You da man Giz!!! :bow: That is it alright. Hopefully I can find the complete video.

    +1 for you amigo and if I could I'd give you a +2 for that post.

    I wonder what country that was in? It look pretty cold based on how the passers by were dressed.

    Fook sake Lefty, is 3.02 mins of that not enough inspiration to chisel one out?? :yahoo:

    God bless your powers of jizz retention. :acute:

  8. Kip certainly fell out of my good graces that night. She gives BB a free little taste as he goes out the door, then when I left right behind him, there is no free taste or offer of same, she just sticks her hand out for a tip.

    Sorry I forgot to mention, after tasting her delights, I whispered in her ear I am a bit short, but Lefty will sort you out with a tip. :money:

    Just pulling your leg Khun L. :rolleyes:

  9. Happy Paddy's day to all the Irish FMs, whoever they may be. :bow: I read this today in one of the Irish dailies, it may strike a cord with some of you who are of Irish descent.

    "Far from the epicentre, there will be thousands of smaller parades and parties as the particular "Irishness" of much of Irish America is on display. These are our people and for them, Ireland is not just a small country in the Atlantic experiencing some financial difficulties. Ireland for them is something much bigger. It is the mothership of a global tribe of which the Irish Americans are the main clan."

    With the current situation in Japan the author could have chosen a more tasteful opening perhaps. Being a native myself, I don't know how it feels to be a few generations removed from the mothership. Maybe some thoughts from those of you whose ancestors are from the "auld sod" about how you feel about your heritage would be of interest.

    Have a great parade in Pattaya boys by the way.

  10. Pondering this question, what strikes me is how "normal" the guys I meet seem to be. I do remember specific moments that stand out in my mind such as Dieter standing like the Statue of Liberty with his fist up a girl at XZone, actually lots of good XZone moments, Khun Lefty screaming at the referees during football games, and Bumblebee's parting act on the way out of Stringfellows. :clapping:

    To answer the question perhaps the most interesting/funiest guy I met only once at Sally's. APerry/Fuckstick is a laugh a minute, a trully funny guy, a real livewire. :D

    But so many great friends passing through town, a bunch just left, a couple leaving soon, but more on the way. :drinks:

    Haha that brings back a great memory of a fun night in Stringfellows. One of the great things about being based there is the passing characters no doubt. You're a lucky man PD.

  11. I agree with you BB about Big Tel. Definitely one of the most interesting people I've ever met. Totally honest and you will know you stand with him and I like that quality in a person a lot. Could just sit and chat for hours with Tel anytime.

    Just to be different since you mentioned Tel already though, I would say for naming just one interesting FM I've met it would be Anthony70. He is totally cool in every way and I always enjoy hanging with him any chance I get. He has a great sense of humor, interesting tales to tell, and never ever boring. First time I met him I felt like I'd known him for years. When at Corner Bar with Anthony, hours seemed like minutes.

    I must give honorable mention too though to Janabiyah. I've always enjoyed immensely days spent with him and there has never been a kinder, gentler and yet more humorous, upbeat soul in my experience than Janabiyah.

    Certainly 2 of the good guys. Anthony is one colourful character, and a laugh a minute with his unique takes on life etc. Janabiyah is such an easy guy to get on with, relaxing and laid back.

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