blind boy grunt

3 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

Annabel moved her legs apart,

and inserted a bottle of Singha.

When she put it down again,

To seize it i did not linger'.

good one QG!

but i grant you poetic licence..... it was a bottle of Leo...... i know, i still have it......

at last!

Jimmy C, JSG and Big Tel... common sense is returning. Well said all of you.

12 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

 (ie Grunt's sordid mind). 

that's slander! or libel! one of them anyway......

1 hour ago, Jimmy Cargopants said:

Early on in the so-called pandemic I would have been very wary having sex with a hooker, but as noted in the opening post Pattaya has not had a confirmed Covid case for weeks, and very few cases in all of TH. I'd definitely go for it now .. I'd get up them quicker than a greased ferret. And consider it a service! 

I know many lose their sh*t at any mention of the bug topic, I'm happily not one of them.

Rock on Jimmy! bang on!

             The Ballad of QG, Kimmie, Emmy, and a Car.

[Journey through a hard night]

 

 

  Down down, into the footwell of the car he dropped

taking kimmie with him too,

Down down, of his own volition,

on whatever private mission.

  Over the bump of a pothole they went,

He yelped ‘ Emmy, my dicks stuck in the air vent!

Said Emmy “QG and Kimmy what are you doing?

 my car you will surely ruin!”

“Ignore him” cried Grunt from the seat in the back

“For he is just being silly,

I could do without all this messing about,

 I should have stayed, in TJs... with my true love Lily.”

 

  “Throw him out!” said Quinn [I think it was him]

But could have been Kevin I really don’t know now

Memory nowadays being somewhat uncertain,

“Oh don’t you know” [continued Quinn] “we don’t really need this show,

‘tween front and back should be a curtain.”

Emmy said ‘Grunt.. I have to do something perverse, for bad or worse, 

change gear from first to reverse

But QG he’s impaled deep upon the stick,

please advise me what to do quick "

 

  “Well" i replied” “I’ll tell to you the truth , but quickly now don’t hesitate,

but first open the sun roof before it gets too late.”

So Emmy changed from first to reverse and through the roof Quietguy flew

Screaming and snarling, cursing and a-yelling, yee-haw! oh, what a to-do!

Followed fast by Kimmie who was still attached, er... willy-nilly

Wishing she was back in TJs with BB, PD, bella and Lily.

 

  So, talking to Emmy a day or two after

Rolling up with tears of laughter

Said she with all the English that she could muster

“QG once told me that his heritage is Indian" she said without fluster,

and Sunny told me of his little big horn, or something along those lines

so doesn’t that mean that his ancestor’s hunted buffaloes

and then they killed Custer?

What tribe is he pray tell me Grunt,  Sioux, Comanche or Arapaho?”

“well Emmy” I replied “ he’s certainly Sue in some clubs in Soho.

Where he confesses that he wears nice dresses, a bra and a girdle

But If he’s ever arrested he’ll jump across that hurdle.

Though he’ll have difficulty explaining to his friend lola

When she sees, the scar on his arse shaped like a gear shift

From a Honda, Chevrolet , Ford or Suzuki Swift.”

 

Well, the moral of this poem, the moral of this song

Is simple don’t be where you don’t belong

So Sunny and teya if you are listening,

and he invites you into the front of a car with him

Jump into the back seat, and lock the doors if you are able.

This story is no fable.

Of Kimmie, no more has ever been seen

Thanks to counceling her nightmare is perhaps just a dream.

Quinn or Kevin and grunt now recovered, we are hoping!

But Emmy She is still- only just coping,

When she turns on the air-con in her car,

strange fluid is ejected somehow …

but I guess we’ll finish this now.

1 hour ago, Quietguy said:

Is she not hanging out with you bbg?

who do you mean?....... if i guess correctly...we are maintaining social distancing QG... of about 4 miles or so......

nice one BB...but there is someone missing.........

a bit of an irrelevant question PD.... in your OP, i mean, how do people have sex from 2 metres away anyway? or in my case 1.75 metres away?

8 hours ago, Quietguy said:

Sunny says she has lost weight since bar closed.

Sunny isn't big, never has been, she's just Sunny.

 

to the tune of 'Joey'

 

Born somewhere in London, when his mum gave him a hug

When he opened up his eyes, to the sight of a doodlebug

Things were tough in ’18 or the year of who knows when,

When they asked him why, it had to be that way. ” well ” he said,

 ”no Pattaya Mail then”.

 

One day he found a car boot sale* and he had 10 shillings** spare,

With it bought himself a camera and computer there.

He loved those things for ever but now they’ve both gone rotten,

“Not to worry” said he “I’ve certainly still got ’em”

 

      Quietguy…Quietguy..  

   software expert, cameraman-extraordinaire

   Quietguy… Quiet guy…

    Whatever really happened to your hair.…

 

There was talk that he hit his head, when he fell down and it hurt,

whilst trying to take a photo, way up Sunny’s skirt.

He had come to Thailand looking for some sin,

 When Sunny took one look, and took him under her wing

“listen Grunt” she said to me ”keep it quiet please for certain

I’ll tell you now that his shutter button just ain’t working,

And his zoom, just don’t zoom no more.

So what you think? Viagra in his drink may do the job?

That’s what I’m here for”

 

   Quietguy…Quietguy…

software expert, cameraman - extraordinaire

Quietguy… Quietguy…

Whatever really happened to your hair.…

 

There was talk that one day, he subscribed - to the Pattaya Mail.

If Rom does an award for reporter of the year

’well I guess, QG just can’t fail.

No abomination should prevent the nomination of our very own news sensation.

In his room you see, waiting for a tesco’s delivery.

Hazmat suit tightly bound and Molotov cocktails all around,

When flights resume he will be found sitting on his favourite chair In the Katty bar, but still no hair,

with a more useful camera though

One that actually can take a photo.

 

Quietguy…Quietguy…

software expert, cameraman - extraordinaire

Quietguy… Quiet guy,

Whatever really happened to your hair.…

 

 

The Kittens were trembling when they heard QG explain..

‘i will count to three via one and two, then I’ll take a snap of you”

Said Teya “Jeez, don’t do it please”

As I heard Sunny mutter “thank god his fingers on the lens

and not the shutter”

“One, two, three give a big smile…oops the buttons stuck, this may take a while"

Said Quiet guy with some alacrity

"I’ve had this since ’63- bought with Green Shield stamps you see.

But don’t worry Sunny, soon I’ll grab ya

If you have some more Kamagra.”

 

Quietguy…Quietguy…

software expert, cameraman - extraordinaire

Quietguy… Quiet guy,

Whatever really happened to your hair.…

 

 

Thanks to Jacques Levy and Bob Dylan for “Joey’  although I’m sure they would have called it “Quietguy” if they had known him.

*swap-meet

** about 40 baht i think.

 

 

nice one QG... especially good to see that Emmy has left exile!

10 hours ago, Quinn said:

Country Music Ha? I was at the Albert Hall around 1966 for Bill Monroe and his Bluegrass Boys - Tho' I preferred the support band - New Lost City Ramblers. Pure Country.

come clean Quinn..... you only went because you qualified for the OAP discount ticket even then....555555555555!

oh-oh! am i gonna be Quinned soon?

21 minutes ago, bumblebee said:

I moved on to cider after the Arthur juice ran out.  But would love one or two nights a week with you fine gents in the K bar shooting the breeze and righting the world ...

you just want to see Teya!

mmmm ...  cider sounds good too. Strangely enough i was in Simple Simons this afternoon, there was a big advert on the wall for cider but they wouldn't sell.

too late to right the world i think, world's gone wrong.

sorry to say but Sunny seems pretty definite about going to Bangkok for some time, we shall see in the next few days.

time for another update... Emmy, Sunny and Mind all fine. Moon and Sara down in the Soi Buck area both fine, Tiger back home in wherever, fine too. Teya fine.

Bell and Farah fine. both chatting daily to mind and sunny in the Katty.

Quinn fine... BBG fine... 

QG fine, eagerly awaiting the latest edition of the Pattaya Mail..........

BB fine but out of Guinness...

PD fine.. but still sweating over AnnaB......

life goes on.

and anyone who knows my old mate Nok down in soi Buck...she's fine too, says hello to all who know her..

1 hour ago, Quietguy said:

bbg says 'soon'!

when did i say that? like everyone else i have no idea. Can't really see Teya heading back this way until they do though, but who knows? she could stroll back tomorrow........

David just a question here.... you didn't used to be John Dean by any chance did you?

On 5/21/2020 at 4:12 PM, Quietguy said:

Your compositions still sound more like rap.

actually they don't sound like anything! cause they are just words on paper [so to speak]... if you wrote the lords Prayer down it could 'sound' like rap too.

i know the tune intended...but you have no music in your soul QG... yee haw! no matter- the barn dances  may be starting soon in West London again so get your stetson cleaned! Ride'em cowboy! keep 'em moving, moving, moving though they're disapproving..........

i prefer the blues really QG.

 

woke up dis morning Nid... ...der der da der

lordy lordy dat man gone. .....der der da der...

woke up dis morning NId .... der der da der

Dat man him gone long... ... der der da der

if him existed....................... der der da der

or dat truth was twisted........der der da der

him do de botox and wig...    der der da der

him do dem lies and sin......... der der da der

when him leave you...........    der der da der

him walk out backwards...     der der da der

so you think him coming in... der der da der....

 

apologies to any Muddy Waters fans......

 

2 hours ago, Quietguy said:

It's good bbg, and good to see you are getting to like C&W!

I think a young bargirl losing her job and her fiance would make a good Country song! 

oh-oh no-no Nid

what was it that you did?

to make him go,

your handsome young beau.

that handsome young man went away

but he was sixty if a day.....

oh-oh no-no Nid

back home with his wife and kid.

He won't be the same ,

with his zimmer frame.

here you go QG.... i dunno if you are a Johnny cash fan or not... but it don't matter cause he's just sitting and watching. some good people on here singing away.

i've put this on your thread...maybe it'll help you get away from the Pattaya Mail for an hour or so!

don't panic, i'll hide it in a few days if you don't like it.

enjoy.

 

edited

 

1 hour ago, Quietguy said:

http://www.pattayamail.com/news/farang-in-the-free-food-queue-300316

1 hour ago, Quietguy said:

Well done to you and Big Al! Ask Sunny if she is really planning to go to Bangkok at the end of the month - I believe the bus services are running again from today.

it was mentioned yesterday QG... yes she wants to go see her sister early next month.

1 hour ago, seven said:

Oh, let me help then. Theres this new virus thing around called covid-19. Them facemasks you probably see on the ladymen of Jomtien aren't fashion statements or a fetish. Please be careful.  

On 5/16/2020 at 12:06 PM, blind boy grunt said:

but seriously i guess us guys here in Patts are the lucky ones in all this crap happening.

You are.  May your hands always be busy, your massages dodgy and filthy, and may you stay ....

not worries seven, i'm well aware of the virus, just wasn't too understanding of what's happening elsewhere regarding lockdown or what have you. just wondering to myself however if long-term the preventative measures will cause more problems than the virus.

i guess i should be considered as being in the herd immunity Swedish camp.

Along with Big Alain, I will be taking Sunny and Mind out for a meal tonight. . Do we have to sit at different tables... safer in separate restaurants on different streets? talk to each other by phone? sorry, i'm being a bit facetious there! it's just that yes, i wear a mask although firmly believe that they are totally useless along with [oh god!] social distancing!

er...you forgot the final 2 words in the BD song quote! but i quite understand....

58 minutes ago, BigTel said:

get the girls to give alcohol massage after taking our temperature (use your imagination).

you just want to see sunny and teya in nurses outfits don't you? 

3 hours ago, Quietguy said:

I don't have a garden so it was the only way for me to get some fresh air and see some greenery.

well at the risk of seeming frivolous... open a window and buy some cabbages?