blind boy grunt

1 hour ago, Jimmy Cargopants said:

Photos? 

i think that Emmy's nephew was taking a few late on Jimmy, but don't how well they turned out...the red lights in the bar don't help with clarity, also he doesn't seem to have a flash on the camera. Where are you when we need you QG? No doubt if the photo's are okay Emmy Emmy will post.

okay then... i'll do a quick report on Emmy's birthday and official opening bash  last night.

i got there a little late, Mr Quinn had been there an hour or so and reported that it was standing room only when he arrived, as it still was when i did. Lots of well known Pattaya bar owners there.  a good few BMs including 'Born to be riled' JImbo. it was pretty busy until 11- ish, quite good really because as some left others arrived. including some non BM customers.

Won't go through a list of attendee's, too many to mention, Some LB visitors including New, Ice, Rose , Didi and of course the kittens.

by about 11 pm Teya was somewhere between Earth and the Planet Zabadak. This is not unusual of course.....

when the crowd thinned out a Teya show started... enough said?

Emmy gave me a lift home about 1 a.m and mentioned that  20-30 ladydrinks were bought during the evening.  Can't argue with that.

it was rumoured QG, that a reporter from the Pattaya Mail  had infiltrated the crowd... don't worry, his body will never be found....

all in all a very successful bash

32 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

Well yes the weather isn't great in UK, but I don't see why it should be 10th from bottom.

 

neither do i QG.... probably about 9 places too high.....

A spot of rain today, but panic ye not folks..all is undercover now in Emmy's Bar.

 a bit of bad news though... and i'm very surprised that QG hasn't picked up this snippet yet from today's Pattaya Mail.

Evidently Auntie Sumbint who the PM previously 'reported' as earning 7000 a day selling Durian from a table the size of a chess board on Soi Buck, has attempted to leave her tax exile home in the Cayman Islands to attend Emmy's Bash tonight. It seems though that the airport authorities at Swampy have refused permission for her private plane to land. No doubt due to current entry restrictions.

come on QG.. Wake up! i'm doing your job here....

oh...and of course.... Happy Birthday Emmy!

11 hours ago, Quinn said:

Looking forward to the 'nomenclature' ! 5555

wow ! Quinn, i'm impressed....   did you by any chance go to Public School with Annat?.........

so....Emmy...what gave you the inspiration for the new sign design?..........

2 hours ago, Annat said:

need to get to bed before 3am - at my age i need my cocoa some nights at 11/12

in which bar does 'cocoa' work Annat?

no idea PD...never noticed it before

not sure but similar.. i only ever saw the rough design. new sign will be fitted tomorrow...no doubt there will be a photo or two from Emmy Emmy..

3 hours ago, Quietguy said:

There is one already! 

well QG... now i have a bit more time after recent changes in the maelstrom of life that is Jomtien and Emmy's Bar..

here's what my suggestions for the new name were..

"Bumblebee's"... actually thought that was a good name! but none of the Kitten/ Angels can pronounce it...

" Pdoggs".... but no-one can ever spell it.....

[i know how to crawl moddy men!]

"Bukkake Bar"

"Squirters"

"Facials 'r' Us"

[god know's how those three came into my head....]

"QG's Bar"... but everyone would just call it the 'doom and gloom'....

"Ting-Tong Teya's".

5 hours ago, JustSumGai said:

no one considered Kitty bar?

 

many were considered JSG, there were plans to throw suggestions open on here. But, in the end there simply wasn't enough time. and the great fear was that sister and her mate who has taken over the old Katty premises will simply open up again as Katty Bar.  Then there would have been 2 Katty's in adjacent sois. 

Emmy had to move very quickly because she was trading in the new bar without a licence... Big no-no.

Everybody knows Emmy in the LB world, the new name will soon be used and accepted. Actually i'll never understand why she didn't call the new bar...'Grunt's'.

18 minutes ago, Rom said:

Any other ideas  @anyone  ?

yes.... be quiet Rom!  i did consider Emmy's Eggmen... but Kittens it remains! all these changes have been long in the planning but we had to wait for the new licence to arrive.

as for you QG... Emmy's bar is now declared a P.M F.Z.....pattaya mail free zone.

actually i quite like Emmy's angels...what think folks? Kittens or Angels.?

restaurants that advertise... 'Russian, European, Indian and Chinese food' all in the same place... do they really think this works?

Might as well save space and advertise 'we sell four lots of shite.'

just ask for Soi Lily.

38 minutes ago, strocube said:

I could not possibly be any less concerned about THE VIRUS. What does have me very nervous is all the bullshit lockdowns, social distancing, and mask fuckery. I go into places and I see those plexiglass barriers that do FUCK ALL to stop any virus

totally agree with that comment strocube. dunno about hoax and all that but without doubt politicians have now discovered ways to control populations... they'll be wetting their beds with excitement. And the population is going on the ride...brainwashed.

Look at the recent comments on here about crowds of people going to bars in London when they recently reopened... people moaning that they have not left their room for 3 months and others are out and about having a good time... so who was the fool then?

there is only one way for this virus to die...  just like with Sars etc....let it rage, do what it will and it will die naturally. Okay, people will die but culling is what these virus things are meant to do. Sorry if that sounds cold-hearted... but it's true.

Starving people, putting people out of work, etc etc is not the way to go. Let nature take it's course. Yes i know that peoples mums and dads are at high risk... so am i.

But i'm not going to shit the bed worrying about it. all is natural, people die and new people are born. The way of the world...shouldn't be messed with.

1 minute ago, duke007 said:

How are Teya's next Birthday Party posters coming on? 

btw..... Congratulations  

thanks Duke.

pleased to see that your boys are coming on nicely too.

mmm... we'd better get the announcement re teya out soon!

. 

1 hour ago, Quietguy said:

You might really be named after a Northern city famous for the Beatles (and I think known for a football team) ! 

Shhhhhhhhh...

thank you! now i understand... it's just from the original post 'traps' in America etc... being a bit slow i wasn't sure if there was a restaurant chain like Hooters calling itself 'Traps'

i am now flagellating myself with barbed wire....

so.....Dao is not  Dao, Sunny is not Sunny but Sophia sofia.... 

i'm beginning to wonder if i'm me!

Please Emmy and Teya...don't change your names!

The photo's Emmy posted of Teya, Spy and Sara by the way... I suspect she is waiting for more from others. Also in the bar last night was [in addition to those 3] Moon, Mind, and Farah.

Bell popped in just to say hello to her mates and have a look at the new bar.. Later two of Farah's LB mates came along.

Teya spent 10 minutes jokingly practising her ' My papa buffalo sick' spiel.  I dread to say this but also again jokingly told me she was thinking of changing her name to 'Pussy'.

sorry....what is 'traps'? what does it mean?

2 hours ago, JustSumGai said:

makes one wonder how they survive empty most of the year, should rent out to ladyboys, make it dual use :)

yeah, actually I think there was a real loud place, not the Norwegian bar, it's open, I recall that, but across the side street from it, a couple doors down, and then another one about 5 or 6 doors down if I recall right.  Both cranked it UP too. End November 2018. It seemed louder on the 3rd and 4th floor (the FIRST floor you set foot on IS the ground floor for you oddballs out there:)

true JSG.

thankfully it doesn't happen any more and probably won't for a long time. it seems almost impossible for Thai's to have a party without extremely loud volume.

This is true and not exaggerated in any way... years ago i lived on Soi 6 in Pattaya,  There were always those dreaded Karaoke things outside one bar or another, sometimes 2 on the Soi. One night there were 2 bars next door but one to each other... i mean actually nearly adjoining units... each one had a karaoke bash going on on the same night...imagine that!

there was no 'okay we've made a mistake... your bar does 15 minutes and then mine will, logical type agreement... nope, they both went for it non-stop until 1 a.m or whenever.

There was also the night of Emmy's birthday party 2 or 3 years back...all advertised as usual by Quinn and myself... 'no loud music etc.'. Loads of people turned up... strange to say actually too many. About an hour before start time the boss of the Norway bar opposite came over to see Emmy... ' i've got you a birthday present Emmy! A pick-up truck pulled up outside and unloaded a feckin' karaoke which was then set up on the frontage of the moonshine hotel next door to the Katty,. the woman then proceeded to hog it all night, usually highly out of tune.

Poor Emmy never lived it down.

16 hours ago, Quietguy said:

There are parties with live singers and performers occasionally at weekends at the bar near the Beach Road end of Soi 3. I can't remember the name of the bar (Red Carpet Bar?). The singers and performers are mainly lbs, from a ladyboy cabaret - not sure but I think the Alcazar Cabaret in Pattaya. I used to stop off for a drink or two on my way to Katty Bar when they had a show on. A couple of units up from that bar is a small bar with two or three ladyboys.   

you're getting Cabin Fever QG! Red Carpet and the other one are on  soi 2, not 3.. Only one very small bar open at the beach rd end of soi 3 [just good friends] something like that. GG bar.

Quinn was telling me last night about Red Carpet, i have never been to it, only walked past it. It's owned by an older LB, who also owns a cabaret type place in the gay complex behind Hemingways. it seems that staff can be a small mixture of LBs or gay men [is there a difference?]  i.e short haired guys in dresses. Not sure if the other one you mentioned is still open. Red Carpet is.

Emmy never saw The RC bar as a rival, more as a gay bar.

7 hours ago, JustSumGai said:

I remember another noisey, loud thumping place further down from the one you mention.  True, not so often but when both got going it was REALLY annoying.  New place does look more roomy with more seating out front, that's a big plus.  I never spent any time inside.  A soi fulla ladyboys and femboys would be heaven :) With guesthouses and a few GOOD places to eat, I'd be at home.  How many ladyboys does it take to move a pool table :)

I do wonder what percentage of income came from the guesthouse vs bar.  Seems the rooms filled up pretty well, without a greedy fuck like sis playing money vampire I mean.

 Guest house only good business in high season... The other 8 months of the year barring a night or 2 - just vacant rooms. low season was vicious for the last 2 years.

the 2nd place on soi 4 you refer to .... Wow! you must have been very unlucky with your timing! i too remember a night when they had a Karaoke party.. very rare.

22 minutes ago, Pdoggg said:

She does appear to have a bit of a bulge!

i just spent the last few minutes checking to see if one of the balls is missing from the pool table...

3 hours ago, JustSumGai said:

I go off and do stuff and a couple days later it's OVER

it all happened very quickly indeed JSG. Very quickly. Emmy was given two days notice to get out. So we quickly announced the farewell bash the night before she had to leave and hand the keys over the next day.

The next morning i got a call from Emmy in the early morning... "Blind Boy! i have a new bar on soi 3...come and look!". She had been expecting of course that she would have to leave all her stuff in the old Katty for the new owner. i went around to see a massive furniture chain between the old and new bar with Teya, Sara and others working their balls off carrying it all..  Good girls all. It's probably good that Sunny had already gone home with all her stuff or they'd still be moving everything.. Talking of whom, we know that things can be a little surreal and changeable in Sunny world **, but as QG announced in another thread, Sunny will be back before the end of this month. But, don't quote me... Sunny world is a strange place to inhabit.  A bit like Pokki world... she phoned Emmy to say she wants to start work again in Katty on the 10th... but no sign of her yet. This has happened before. I think Emmy just says... "okay, come back, we'll see you if and when we see you."

Emmy was actually planning that last day to walk around Soi Buck looking at bar availability.  She was so lucky to be offered the new place, after all the shit she had been through we were all so pleased for her.

re the awful Karaoke near the old Katty, didn't happen that often, it was mainly from the woman that has the 'Norway Bar' opposite the old Katty. The same woman that would come running across to the Katty when she heard the bell ring. Until Emmy put a stop to it.

In the new location who knows re Karaoke. There's the Joker bar a bit down the road and opposite,   and the two or 3 open bars further down. All of them seem pretty laid back and mellow.. But this is Thailand.......

the Gentleman's club a bit further down from Katty seems to have reopened in the last couple of days... but those places are never really Karaoke joints... most stuff happens inside

.i suspect if Emmy makes a go of the new bar.. Soi 3 Jomtien will become Ladyboy central.. quite a few LBs live on it [cheap rooms] with Sunny and Mind to move in soon too. Mind is room hunting at the moment.

**I'm pretty sure that Alain will remember some of Sunny's plans in the last few days that he was here.... we went through Big C...7-11.. opening a salon, becoming an Astronaut, working on the farm in Chiang Rai, and probably 20 other things. Glad you made it home okay BIg Al... hopefully see you later in the year... you still owe us a Meet and Greet! the last two planned ones never happened due to circumstances like Covid and what have you.

1 minute ago, Annat said:

Correct again Grunt

I am ex public school always used surname - so a very English thing old boy!

so just to help you out glad you are well Boy

were you a 'fag' then?