good to see the old girl back in her natural habitat QG. 

3 hours ago, Quietguy said:

Sunny is in Jomtien for weekend.

indeed she is QG which reminds me... i got a camera! you gonna get over here to teach me how to use it? before it ends up in the sea...

okay...The very final quarantine songs from me... i'll wait for a new buzzword. Here's what The Degenerates will do for an encore [which probably means we'll never need to do them] at the Emmy's got talent shows.

Written so all you who will be watching and listening on the live stream all across the world, can join in!

A Beatles trilogy!  'Golden Slumbers/carry that weight' and 'Hey Jude'

get ready to sing along!

 

Golden slumbers/Carry that Weight.

Once there was a way, to get back here,

relax mongers, do not cry

Soon you’ll be back in the sky.

 

Golden showers fill your eyes

cures conjunctivitis and styes.

Hangovers when you rise

dodgy thai food - 7-11 pies,

you will get here, by and by.

 

Once there was a way to get back here

Once there was a way, to get back in the scene,

Relax mongers do not cry,

Though you now face quarantine

 

[everybody sing it loud! Shake that booty QG!]

 

Boy, you’re gonna quarantine, quarantine, a long time

Boy you’re gonna quarantine, quarantine, a long time

Boy, you’re gonna quarantine, quarantine a long time.

 

Hey Jude

 

 

We’re screwed, we’ve all been had

A plane ticket will make it better

Remember quarantine

Then you can start to make it better

 

 

We’re screwed, but don't complain

We were born to, eat thai chili pepper,

The minute you get back on a plane

Then you will start to make it better.

 

So come get your lockdown diploma

It’ll prove there's no corona,

for well you know what it will mean

If you don’t do quarantine..

You won’t start to make it better…

Better… better... better

 

shake it! Emmy and Teya sing it loud!… here you go now… Hit it! 1-2-3

 

Na Na na nan na na… na na na na na na na na

Quarantine

Na na na nan na na…na na na na na na

Quarantine

..........................................................................................

 

     Emmy must be wondering by now, what is this crap all about... what's probably got her baffled more is what it's all on here for,

don't worry Emmy... just learn the songs, The Degenerates want a LB backing singers group!  You, Teya and Sunny will do nicely...

 

 

 

2 hours ago, seven said:

You guys really should take up troubadour evening once a week with Emmy.  House of the rising sun, Yesterday, Hotel California  revisited.

Maybe a live stream till the flu is over?

i don't think that anyone in Thailand knows how to play Hotel California... 

47 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

I was going to rewrite as ' Sat a rock legend and an artist' but I thought that would be too unbelievable.

never worry about truth and accuracy QG.... i don't !

35 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

On a bar stool in a tavern

In the year of Quarantine

Sat a poet and an artist

Waiting for a better time.

now ya really got it QG!...bring your tambourine...you are back in 'The Degenerates' when we do the Emmy's got talent show!

12 hours ago, Quietguy said:

Sat Quinn and blind boy grunt

Waiting for a better time.

god almighty Quinn! have you seen it? Cowpoke guy has written us... two Rock and Roll Legends! in a country song??? that's all our credibility out the window then.

okay, this is better...

Oh My Covid Quarantine

On a bar stool in a tavern

In the year of Quarantine

Sat ????? ??? ????? ??? ?????

waiting for a better time.

now ya got it Woodie! that is indeed little lily, named by Em.

if Lily herself refuses to roll on the ground to let you tickle her ears...Little Lily is quite happy to accommodate. and it's cheaper....

nope QG... Lily wasn't there, she isn't in the  photo. Little Lily was there. She is in the  photo.

Seek and thee shall find.

2 minutes ago, Emmy Emmy said:

และนี่เอมมี่ ... คือแมวนั่นเอง! และคุณ. คุณต้องลงทะเบียนลูกแมวหรือไม่?

i never knew that i could write Thai Emmy!

i meant the Emmy bar Kittens...... 

45 minutes ago, Emmy Emmy said:

My cat is now in Sattahip, not in Pattaya.

and here Emmy... is the cat itself! and you. Do you have to register the Kittens?

saw those photo's being taken! Just after some ladyboy pinched my ciggies... must have been a LB because only me PD and Petesie were there at the time.... and i checked their pockets for bulges [PD had one but it wasn't ciggies]

Honestly QG, can you imagine something so hideous? I mean the theft not PDs bulge.

But, besides my misfortunes... at was nice to see little Lily again. She's on the far left of the first photo.

Can't keep her away Woodie!

1 hour ago, Woodie said:

Quinn, I must say that you have bbg's image well and truly incapsulated in your drawings!.

If someone who does not know him apart from your drawings and they passed him in Jomtien, they would know it was him straight away!!.

no they wouldn't... not now my hair has grown longer and i've got my fringe back. i'll be wearing my head band again soon. Getting back into rock and roll!

Oh! and while i'm here, please guys no more emails, PMs or phone calls, asking for information in advance about The Quinn Chronicles... all will be revealed in the future. Honestly i have been inundated with questions.

Okay, just to give you a taster then and to answer the most asked questions.  Yes, the book will deal will his lifelong battles against drugs and alcohol addiction but will probably concentrate on his sex-addiction problems. As it might help some of you too no doubt.

The early chapters will be studies of his teenage years in San Francisco and Bakersfield, or possibly 'Stan Franks Disco' in Chesterfield,  sorry but the handwriting in his diaries can be a bit scrawled at times.

And yes, his years in the rock music scene will be revealed, including details of the legendary recording sessions with Kate Bush and the rumoured love-affair between them.

all will be revealed, he's possibly forgotten too that in the diaries are songs he wrote with and about Kate, at last they will see the light of day.

No good either asking Quinn about all this...  He's a very private man. Besides..i haven't made it up yet...

Emmy Emmy must be totally baffled with all this... don't worry about it Emmy! fantasy is much more fun than reality sometimes....

3 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

Has he become a vampire? 

 

it's possible if anyone has sangsom and soda in their blood....

1 hour ago, Ashoka said:

There are now three known cases of patients contracting COVID-19 twice

 

So much for immunity.

Jesus Christ! 3 people out of how many that have supposedly caught Covid? big deal. 

23 hours ago, Woodie said:

When bbg , Quinn, QG and the other degenerates

wow Quinn, QG! we've made the grade... big time! celebrated in song...  i've never been a degenerate before, it sounds good! Kittens and Degenerates....   Get your guitar out Quinn, learn the chords...The degenerates are gonna do the Joe McDonald...'next stop is quarantine' on the Emmy's got talent night...  if that doesn't make people happy to stay in quarantine [forever] nothing will!

and here's even more fab and groovy news... coming soon to Emmy's club.. 'The Quinn Chronicles' ...yes the [un]authorised biography of Quinn's life is under construction. Don't hold your breath though folks, my research team have 50 years of his diaries to go through.... but publishers are evidently queuing up for the publishing rights.  If anyone sees Quinn trying to dig a big hole to hide in, sort him out please.... just throw in a bottle or two of Sangsom... He'll be okay.

also...Desertsandman...welcome to the Emmy club to you. Thanks for joining.

9 minutes ago, Woodie said:

How old was Dad when he procreated?. Must have been 50 or so!.

the amazing thing Woodie...is he still can't put his  shirt on the right way around...... as you can see!

But actually Nosher, you're right... a nice photo, although i confess i copied and pasted the wrong one, it was meant to be the nice one of the 2 sisters together. But hey..you'll do.

nice post Bizguy. 

here's one of someone [with her dad] who is actually 48 in real years. Emmy Emmy...so good they named her twice...

sorry Woodie...i don't do sentiment! but here we go...one we all know and love [well, i do] the short BBG version of 'Fixing to Die Rag' by Country Joe Macdonald. original is included below.

Come on all you monger men

Thailand needs your cash again,

Hotels in an awful mess

What to do? try and guess.

Invite you all to come by plane

Come on boy’s join the team

Next stop is quarantine.

 

And it’s 1-2-3… What are you flying for?

Don’t ask me, do you know what I mean?

Next stop is quarantine. 

Come on quietguy don’t be late

Bumblebee don’t hesitate,

Be the first ones looking cute

In your masks and hazmat suit.

And it’s 4-5-6… where are you ‘Seven’ ?

Come on back to LB heaven,

Be the first ones back, on the scene

Next stop is quarantine.

Come on Big Tel, Woodie too,

Come on Rom, time you flew

2 weeks in jail will be good for you,

come on all to phuket town...or maybe go to Porton Down

And it’s 14-15-16-17

Next stop is quarantine

 

 

well no tune to compare it to woodie

but here a 30 minute bash... you find a tune! er...QG...no it's not rap... but actually thinking about it with a big rewrite it could almost fit into Barry Maguires 'eve of destruction' but i can't be fart-arsed... i'm off for a massage...it's pension day!

 

The whole damn world’s in isolation

Half the people face starvation,

Can’t travel from nation to nation

No more trains leave the station.

The whole damn things humiliating

All too sad and too frustrating,

Write a letter to the Queen

Let’s have fun in Quarantine!

 

Hazmat suits and covid test

What will they come up with next?

Fly into your hotel cell

Get into the strict regime,

Do what you’re told in quarantine.

Spend your money how we say

It’s just for fourteen day,

But even when you’re feeling stronger

could be a week or two longer.

Foreigners are unclean, better get a vaccine!

Let’s have fun in Quarantine!

 

Wash your hands in benzene now

Don’t upset the sacred cow

Our masters know what’s best for us

They say they are trying to save us

But are they trying to enslave us?

They now have a new obsession

One day there will be confession

When we all have learned our lesson,

Living with the new routine

Let’s have fun in quarantine!.

 

Feeling like a leper now?

You think it will get better, how?

Two weeks in a hazmat colony

Not so funny but pay your money,

Escorted down to the beach

For you the world is out of reach,

We’ll keep you well, we’ll keep you clean,

Let’s have fun in quarantine!

 

 

 

and also welcome Donnykey, Thanks.

Hopefully there's going to be a hell of a party one day! Instead of the former Meet and Greets we can have 'After the Quarantine ' bashes......

Pissaro, sorry i'm a bit late welcoming you to the Emmy club... many thanks for joining.... 

The milestone 50th member by the way!

bbg would rather look for one of these (the mask not the girl, or maybe both).

 

strange you should say that QG... i actually had a look in the official Liverpool shop in the Central festival last time i was around there to see if they had any like that... but they didn't.. shame. [the mask and the girl].

re the Burberry Seven... yes i see them... only 50 pounds each at the market... anybody who wants one , or two or three... please contact me. I will pay postage.

4 hours ago, JustSumGai said:

t's not Ebola OR the Black Plague, yet the world has SHUT DOWN.  I still think that many more will suffer from this world lock down than would if we just let er rip.  It's nature. Life cannot be guaranteed. Even a 5% loss of life world wide would not put a DENT in the over population problem.  THAT will end up killing millions more eventually, tho WE might not be here to see it.

bang on JSG...bang on. agree 100%

nobody has ever been bothered about these perfectly natural flu things before, but now thanks to media madness initially... there's so much over-panicing about Covid, just another flu virus... nasty but natural.  

Jeez... you've only got to read some of the coronavirus stuff on here. Panic stations.

I'm beginning to think that people are welcome to the world they are helping to create through fear . Don't worry about the families starving and shattered, the penniless in the shop doorways, Those with no food on the table.... hey! at least i never got Covid!

wait for covid to go... along comes the next one... there we go again. Madness.

13 hours ago, stoolpusher said:

Or a massage somewhere 

talking of which S.P... i had one yesterday.

i was just like Covid!... first a spike, then a surge.... but unfortunately no second wave.....