blind boy grunt

2 hours ago, soiboy said:

Well, I can tell you one thing, no American cowboy would be caught alive or dead wearing such a stupid looking hat.  And furthermore, real cowboy hats are either straw or felt.  Period.

what a great informative post Soiboy!

When the LBR resident cowpoke 'Kid Quietguy' reads that it will be like Krakatoa erupting in his pants. Mind you, maybe not, I've been reading recently that he has morphed into some kind of Cuban Troskyist.

Do you know anything about berets with red stars Soiboy?

7 hours ago, Quinn said:

Famous Thai singer and songwriter ‘Aed Carabao’

what ya talking about? that's the guy  that rides the motorbike thing along Jomty beach road, selling insects and playing the drums to the blaring speakers.

4 hours ago, lance2546 said:

Hello boys! How are the Quiet Guy sycophants today?

At last! someone not afeared to tell it like it is! i always knew that there is something wrong with that Quietguy hombre, but could never put my finger on what.

Even when he sat outside Emmy's giving a clenched fist salute and shouting ''Death to the imperialist yankee pig-dogs" whilst wearing a russian hoodie shroud-shirt, i just didn't click on. Even when he lifted his cowpoke stetson to reveal a beret underneath with a red star on the front, i didn't click on.

Now i realise that he's in league with Satan, i reckon that he has been to the crossroads and sold his soul to the Devil. i don't know which crossroads but maybe the one at the end of his street.

You think that you can fool us, Imp of Satan Quietguy, but Lance has sussed you out. The truth is revealed at last! Do you think i have forgotten the screensaver picture of Che Guevara on your new iphone? the one that you tried to convince everyone was actually Jim Morrison? Now that all makes some sense!

You think that we don't understand the deliberate misinformation statistics stuff, scaremongering the U.S masses! Well i'll tell you that now we understand, you have been sussed Devil boy!

and you were shite at ridin' hosses!

Thanks Lance for for the well written truths you wrote, the truth has been told at last! i believe! I believe!

55 minutes ago, seven said:

What fabric are Lily’s undies? 

dunno Seven.. lost the key and can't open my trophy cabinet.

14 hours ago, seven said:

Agreed. Are you still wearing  N95? I think I've seen one or two here since it all started, rest were those blueish paper masks worn all over the face, forehead and neck.

all this talk is scaring me... are you saying that i shouldn't be wearing old underpants as a mask? Not any old underpants i should say.. good ones, elasticated waist which holds the things airtight under the eyes. i do take care and ensure the fly-hole is buttoned and not open. i accept though that they are giorgio armani, not N95 whatever that may be. Okay, i'll have a look around the night market for proper N95 underpants. don't worry.

and on behalf of the boss...  Emmy.

Welcome to her club rxpharm. thanks for joining

3 minutes ago, seven said:

Correctomundo! Not sure QGs masks will pass though. 

Don't you be a-frettin' about QGs masks, works of art all. He is now the Jean-Paul Gaultier of the designer mask world, an enfant terrible  of mask design.

i will never forget how impressed i was with the one that seemed to be constructed from scaffolding tubes. It's very coincidental that QG recently purchased an Iphone too. I wonder if he also designed the new software for mask-wearers who own Iphones?  wouldn't be surprised at all.  I noticed that once he learned how to turn the phone on he became a man possessed.

15 minutes ago, seven said:

As most ladymen have the latest iPhone they be happy to update their iOS

wow QG! go for it! update your IOS... i'm guessing that is operating system? but could be wrong.  Exciting news!

Thanks Seven... i'm off out to buy an Iphone right now!

That's not a proper Hoodie russian style! they have to be see-through with arms that hang down to the knees...  

I'm going to steal PDs thunder here with a very important news item!

Lisa from Pinkcrack [whoever she and they may be] has signed a deal to become the international face of Chivas Regal. Due to Thai laws it will not include Thailand.

Already the Thai authorities have stated that they will be probing Lisa.

Obviously i had to google her and check her out, and personally i would like to probe her too.

2 hours ago, Jimmy Cargopants said:

I take it mandatory masks in TH still apply? At home it hasn't been compulsory for several months. But you still see some who do, like a neighbour here who wears hers to go to the letterbox. 

they are not a legal requirement in Thailand Jimmy, never have been. Just with the mass panic reaction thing, you'd never get in a shop etc without wearing one.

probably get the vigilantes after you too.

2 minutes ago, seven said:

Deltacron, the latest variant here. Someone suggest triple masks. Don’t tell him that though.

i won't. I can't see him reducing to 3 anyway.

1 minute ago, seven said:

Is PD still wearing double masks?

he's not quite in the Cowpoke class yet, but getting there.

1 hour ago, seven said:

You can lose the mask soon, PD.

in Thailand? they will be wearing them here for the rest of their lives. Usual thing this morning , i went into a shop and the mask had slipped below my nose... mass panic ensued!

PD without a mask is like a cowboy without a hoss... Won't happen...  not unless his covid insurance pays for the amputation of it...

10 hours ago, Quietguy said:

Don't worry about it, put on what you like. Emmy is happy with customers playing their favourite music, bbg puts on Boney M when he is in Emmy's Bar!

anything but fekin' Rhinestone Cowboy!

5 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

It's a big plus if a bar will play my music.

I only know about Emmy's PD, and as you know she is quite amenable to do so.

i confess i don't understand the techno involved [usually i would just ask QG but he's off somewhere at the moment either rustling cattle or having his 15th booster shot]

Am i correct? music can be played in Emmy's either by bluetooth connection between a smartphone and Emmy's portable bluetooth speakers... or  also by cable connection from the phone to Emmy's laptop,which would entail the bars main speaker to be utilised?

3 hours ago, Woodie said:

Well all tickets booked.

good to hear Woodie.

But i have some bad news.. I have cancelled Emmystock! I'm so sorry to tell you , but it was all becoming so difficult to organise. As you know i was envisioning a simple hootenanny concert.

But you know what happens when people become rockstars? Ego happens.. that's what.

Already i have had PD asking me to have an Elvis Las Vegas suit made for him or he won't perform.

QG has said he will come but he wants a first-class return air ticket, plus a limo to meet him at Swampy. He also wants a hotel provided with a make-up expert on permanent call. Also he wants a new nose-bag for his hoss.

BB and Ciobha are being more reasonable but still a bit demanding... they want two Dubliners style false beards.

i can't afford all this Woodie! but never mind, if you and Sophia want to get up and sing a song.... no problem !

34 minutes ago, Woodie said:

On second thoughts maybe a cover of the Dixie Chicks might be more in keeping with the theme of the night?.

ah! no particular theme Woodie.. cause i don't have a clue who the Dicksy chicks are.. [you mean like Lily?]

My PM messages and phone has been going crazy today. I feel like i'm Bob Geldof!

I've had Bumblebee and Ciobha saying that they are coming over to do some Dubliners sea-shanties

'Oi took me boat in the bay today

But Oi was whisky drunk

Oi drove me boat into a rock... 

and now me boat is sunk...'

welcome to Deaf Aid guys!

I had a call from someone, the line was very poor but before we got cut-off i'm sure he said 'Hi, it's Luke from Manchester, and i will come and sing 'You'll Never Walk alone"

Luke..if you are reading this , you are welcome!...

1 hour ago, Woodie said:

Maybe you could give a rendition of that if and when I arrive?.

quite definitely not a good idea ! i'll leave the show to the Righteous 'vaccine' brothers [feat. The pelvis]

plus Woodie and Cher.

who knows who may come along?  Bigger than Live Aid!

Quinn, get your Geetar out!

QG, bring your banjo! you can have a brothers slot and a solo one too... oh god, somebody shoot me...

10 hours ago, Woodie said:

Have you consulted the powers that be re singing one of the classics by the Righteous Brothers?. It does not really fit in with the C+W theme. Too much melody in it!. I reckon Emmy,Teya, and the other girls would look sideways when they hear it.

good news Woodie [about you maybe getting over here] yes we discussed PD and QG being the Righteous Brothers, to be honest we are worried about QG hitting the high notes, or indeed any notes...  but the idea is that Teya will crouch behind QG and i'll give her a nod when the high notes are due and she'll squeeze his bollocks hard. it should help.

P.D, don't get any ideas, don't get too excited, you're the tall guy, you have to do the low notes.. sorry!

1 hour ago, Woodie said:

Good girl, but dont forget that you have to make a profit!. Everybody wants things to be cheap except when it's their products up for sale!.

you are right of course Woodie. It is though possible that drinks may have to increase on planned music nights in Emmy's bar and music club!

well not really planned, but as you know PD [the pelvis] recently stole the limelight there. Only to be followed by QG singing a song.

We were impressed! Emmy said to me," QG, he was great.. he sound like Merle Haggard impersonating Dolly Parton impersonating Ozzy Osbourne impersonating The Chipmunks impersonating Marie Osmond impersonating Tiny Tim. With a bit of Cilla Black thrown in."

actually though, thinking about it, it might have been me who said that...

but anyway, later we caught a glimpse of Bill Medley and Bobby Hatfield singing 'you've lost the loving feeling' and we both realised that when QG gets back, him and PD could become the new 'Righteous Vaccinated Brothers' .. Sunday night concerts live from Emmy's Grand ole Opry

What about when you get back Woodie? How about Wednesdays... you and Sophia any good at Sonny and Cher songs?

On 8/17/2017 at 5:00 AM, seven said:

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Best singer ever , maybe.

great singer Seven but i think Roy Orbison could claim the title.

Anyway, strange topic this. What makes people think that Elvis is dead? i can inform you all that he isn't. only a few weeks ago i'm pretty sure i saw him doing a couple of numbers in Emmy's bar. Okay, the hair has gone but it was him. Belted out a Pinkcrack number too [i think]. Even removed his mask to do so !!!

5 hours ago, Quinn said:

(Grunt the exception).

bang on Quinn! the only thing i would ever say about Yorkshire is that it should be used as a Nuclear bomb test area.

On 2/25/2022 at 5:23 PM, Quietguy said:

Thanks!

well here ya go QG... you could have had a longer dance. The original cut of Whiter shade of pale, with two verses that were removed from the released version.

2 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

Thailand’s Ministry of Public Health estimated that the number of daily Covid-19 infections could reach a hundred thousand if there were no strict measures and preventive controls

yes, of course they do. I wonder why?

Am i concerned ? no i ain't because i got a poltergeist in my room! yes, really...

Recently my T.V started a habit of turning itself on at full volume in the middle of the night.

Last night 3 a.m i heard a hell of a noise, it was alarming to say the least. I jumped out of bed, turned on the light to see the floor-standing fan wobbling up and down and slip sliding across the floor... it moved about 2 feet and cannoned straight into a wooden room partition, the front guard of the fan went flying across the room, the fan itself shattered into 3 pieces.

Mmmmm, now,  i confess that i can't even blame QG for this, he's never been to this room. But thinking about it, PD HAS...

i guess it could have been because the fan wasn't wearing a   mask?