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Anthony 70 reckoned once familiarity's beckoned you start feeling jaded excitement has faded but you know you'd be back in a second

Foodland on soi 5 is quite nice some days I will go in there twice it's a good place to be sit at Took Lae Dee for a freshly cooked chicken fried rice ;)

you've got her arranged for LT but it seems only short it will be she makes an excuse to set herself loose her room mate's forgotten the key :mad:

ever found yourself wondering why half a world back to Thailand we fly again and again for young ladymen so sad when we must say goodbye

Standard Room - $25 Deluxe Room - $30 Superior Room - $35 http://www.flamingos.com.kh/ Note: The Flamingos Hotel has a promotional discount of 20% from 01/05/11 to 01/09/11.

I smoke Winston and a carton of 200 is $5 Beer is cheap too Klang Beer Extra Strong & Smooth is $7.40 per case (330ml cans) Angkor Beer is $10.50 per case As is the case with virtually everything here which doesn't have a price tag, dual pricing is blatant, so it's best to ask a local friend to buy such things for you

in Nana's Cascades in the loo I feel hands on my ass, what to do? I continue to pee this grope is for free then turn 'round and it's KenW

if feeling somewhat out of sorts 'cos Thailand is still in your thoughts until you get back you can still get the craic reading bumblebee's great trip reports

a trip to the land of smiles from UK is 6000 miles for those never been it's a sight to be seen the girls and their beauty beguiles

If you've ever read Pattaya News you'll sometimes see foreigners lose their life as they fall from their balcony wall so be careful of which girl you choose :excl:

on walking street I have concern as his board name is pacman, so learn if you shout out his name as paccie again you'll cause half of the faces to turn

when Corner Bar menu was tested I was told that lefty suggested he'd check only the food and our Lefty's not rude so for once no staff were molested

you may find you've wondered why there's an eye-patch on Lung Somchai he got in a muddle and jerked off a puddle of ladyboy sperm in his eye

touching the girls feeling frisky but don't drink too much 'cos it's risky like my mate Kahuna and Lung the cartooner they well over-consumed on the whisky

the slime on a Stringfellows pole can reflect a tight ladyboy hole if you angle your neck you can lean down and check according to Rossco, I'm told :rolleyes:

I overheard one farang row at Pook Bar on soi Buakhao pay your money up front you untrustworthy cnut I think I'll go elsewhere from now Although the girls there are hot with a face liked a smacked arse she's not the friendliest face I've seen in the place but great looking girls Pook has got

when strolling around all the sois and listening to all of the noise it's a bug I can bear I don't really care so long as I see high heels on boys

new ladyboy lovers it shocks that they now prefer ladyboy box with shemale erections of course there's exceptions but ladies taste better with cocks

that eye patch of Lung Somchai is leaving some ladyboys dry his aim is so poor it's all on the floor instead of the wished for cream-pie

in Patts I may walk to a bar or use baht bus 'cos some are too far but with Rossco in tow he knows bars I don't know and he might take me there in his car

I can't talk, I'm just a chimp but if you see a guy wearing a gimp just leave him unharassed he isn't embarrassed it's probably williethepimp ;)

to hear a young ladyboy moan as she talks to her friends on the phone no problem, nevermind 'cos I'm kneeling behind as I'm playing the rusty trombone

Thanks so much, encouragement is always appreciated :rolleyes: I've enjoyed reading every single one of everyone's limericks on this thread so far, so please, please try and don't anybody be shy. I'm such a big fan of limericks and PDogg hit the bullseye for me by starting this thread, but I can get a bit carried away sometimes a member I'm still yet to meet for me it would be such a treat I hope and I've clung to the day I meet Lung to make my vacation complete

we're happy when ST completes a night out on Pattaya's streets but back in the room use a towel for boom-boom nothing worse that shit on the sheets

We hear all the gay Sunee cries and with Ezy gone lots of goodbye's with Famous quite new and a fresh growing crew but Karl's stories bring tears to my eyes