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I'm walking down Beach Road, Wanna shoot my load, I got 7 lbs on my mind, 4 that wanna own me, 2 that wanna stone me, One said she's a friend of mine. Take it easy, take it easy, Don't let the achin' in your balls make you crazy. Get it up while you still can, Don't even try to understand, Fuck some lbs is the plan, And take it easy. Well I'm walking to The Corner, Got a great big ragin' boner, So quite a fine sight to see, Then a hot lb, (oh my Buddha), On a bright red mota scoota, Slows down to take a look at me. Come on baby, don't say maybe, I gotta know, is your hot ass gonna save me? Some we lose and some we win, But we won't ever be here again, So spread those cheeks I'm sliding in, To take it easy... I'm running down 3rd Road, Still want to shoot my load, Got some tasty bar girls on my mind, I want a real good lover, Who don't look like my mother, That won't be hard to find. Take it easy, take it easy, Can't let the pup tent in my boxers Make me crazy. Come on baby, it ain't no maybe, I just know your shaved smooth coochie Is gonna save me. I want to eat you all I can, All your moans I'll understand, Then long strokin's in the plan, It's so easy... ~ Khun Lefty, 2011.

From the JD memory archives! Again, if you don't like long stories about things in the LB scene which happened several years ago, you can skip this one :) It was late fall of 2006 when I met Apple; she was walking around outside Nana Plaza with the other freelancers but she was somehow a bit different and definitely "my type". Small, slim, white skin, no boobs, really cute face and very little make-up; she was also very shy and demure, not a typical street hustler whom you would come across at 1am on soi 4. It wasn't even my intention to get a girl that night, I was actually getting some food from the street when I struck up a conversation with her. But she was so sweet and per usual I wanted to know what made her brain tick; for 6 years by that time I had interviewed over 500 of these girls and their stories always intrigued me and left me wanting more for my memory bank. So she came with me; I got her some Thai food and we went back to my apartment on soi 22. Chatted mostly, but also had some great sex; she had a nice, workable cock and was horny as hell and could cum really nicely. She said she had taken hormones as a young teen, but now at age 20 she had been off them for 4 years; her natural boobs were perfect, just the size of a champagne glass, and her cock worked like magic. It was really cool and despite the fact I had tons of names in my phone already and I lived 2 miles from a place where over 100 ladyboys worked every night, I took her number and we started hanging out regularly after that; not BF-GF type of thing, but for sure 2 or 3 nights a week we'd be together and it was always fun. I learned a lot from this sweet kid; from some craphole in Issan, she had come to work in BKK because a friend from back home owned a beauty salon in Din Deang. Typical for girls coming in from the country to earn a better living, it was never her intention to hook; she kind of fell into it when a friend took her to "walk around" Nana and see if they could meet farangs. She told me I was only the 3rd guy she had gone with when we met and I believed her because I knew most of the freelancers from around Nana and they knew me; Apple had no idea who I was, what my job was as a ladyboy photographer or about my [sometimes bad] reputation in the community and I wanted to keep it that way. At night when she didn't sleep with me she would sleep on the floor of the salon in Din Deang; she had only been in the city for 2 months and hadn't even secured an apartment yet. Making only about 6K a month to curl and cut hair, she was really on a tight budget and would take the bus in to the city every night to see me or walk around looking for men; she was really uncomfortable with that though, and flatly refused to work in any of the Nana bars, she simply could not walk around in a bikini with 50 other girls in a dark and skanky go-go bar. As always happens with me and these kinds of 'relationship' deals, our time would be coming to an end soon; Christmas was coming, I had to fly back to Boston for a month, and I knew that when I came back I would be going to Phi Phi and other points south for the better part of the winter so staying with her in BKK was not going to get in the way of that; despite how much I did like her, and she had grown fond of me by then as well [both my company and my baht, to be sure], we parted ways around December 20th and I figured that would be the end of the Apple story. April, 2007; 4 months after we last saw one another, and just 8 months since she had arrived in BKK, I see her at, of all places the giant Songkran party on Khoa San road! With 50,000 people walking around, what would be the odds, right?? But there she was, with 3 other LB's, and we crossed paths; she ditched her friends rather quickly and hung with me....I bought her a water gun and some sandals because she had lost hers somewhere, and we also got some food and it was great to see her again; I was with a farang friend and his LB girlfriend so we now became a 4-some and it was really cool. But something was bugging Apple....she wasn't her usual self, and she seemed shy and withdrawn, also kind of nervous and apprehensive around me and she definitely had something on her mind, I could tell. But it was Songkran so we all played with the water and had fun, and around sunset we all four agreed to go back to my place for a shower and some hot food. Apple was first in the shower and then quickly dressed in some things of mine, grabbed her wet clothes and headed out without saying much; very odd. I was bummed because I wanted her to spend the night, but she obviously wanted to leave and quickly. The ladyboy who was in our foursome then took me aside and told me that Apple had confided in her that since the last time I had seen her just 4 months earlier she had gotten SRS and was a bit embarrassed to tell me that, and that's why she screwed out of there so quickly; but for me I didn't care, she was a friend and I wanted to know more. I let it rest for a day or 2, and in any case I was super-tired that night, but a few days later I called her and we got together for dinner and she told me the whole story. Turns out that just after New Years she had met some guy from France, probably on the street in front of Nana, and they started dating; quickly falling in love with this guy who she assumed had swept in like an angel from heaven to take her away from this life of poverty and prostitution, she apparently fell under his spell; when he told her he wanted her to remove her penis to be "more like a real lady" and that he would pay for the whole thing, she agreed and had the operation in February. Problem is, frenchy didn't care for the work the doctor's did, and quickly dumped my cute little friend and found another girl, thereby breaking the heart of a really nice young ladyboy and sending her back to the streets to work, now as a post-op "Lady". The story broke my heart; in 7 years of dealing with some absolute filth, with drug addicts, hookers, loser farang sponsors with more baht than brains, and other assorted nonsense from being so deep into the Bangkok LB scene, I would have thought I had heard it all by now, but this one caught even me off guard. We went separate ways but I couldn't get my mind off her and her story....a night or 2 later I went down to Nana and spotted her, she was being chased away by the cops and appeared to be more of a hardened street girl by now, ducking down some soi with all the other hookers; the innocent farm girl I had met just 6 months ago was now a professional street walker on the streets of Bangkok, with her penis removed and trying to convince men that she was a Lady. She was happy to see me and grabbed my arm.....I took her to the Omni Hotel and we got a room and some food. After some chit-chat we started kissing and it lead to sex; she was hesitant at first, but by now we were both naked and it was inevitable we would have intercourse. I entered her really slowly; I have been with post-ops before, probably 6 or 7 all told, and from my experience you never know what to expect when you enter them. In her case, the back wall of her new vagina was way too small; even though my penis is only 6 inches long and not particularly large in circumference, I couldn't get it in more than 3-4 inches or so; it just kind of stopped right there and then she would grimace in pain. Now I knew why she was embarrassed and was avoiding having sex with me, she knew that once I tried to enter her it wouldn't be possible and I could see the sadness in her eyes. And it was surely like this with all men, and even more painful for the really well-hung guys. We finished up; I am sure I just jacked off at that point and then lied about how good it was, etc.....but she wasn't buying it. Whereas we used to sleep together sometimes and she enjoyed being held in my arms, this time she just wanted to shower and leave as soon as possible and she did about 20 minutes later. I haven't seen her since that night, and as far as I know she doesn't live or work in Bangkok anymore, but I can't be sure. I miss my little friend, I miss the 2 months we had together when she was a shy and innocent kid in from the country; and I would love to beat the crap out of that french retard who basically turned her whole life upside down on a whim and then just left her to fend for herself.

I would have to say no tits or little hormone ones at the most :)

Thanks guys. You know I like to walk, need to walk...yesterday I took a new route back from Pattaya Nua to Klang, that was recommended by my best good friend, PDogg. During the walk it just came to me in a temporary moment of lucid thought. My fear was I would forget some of it before I had the chance to type it out. Lo and behold not only did I remember, but a few hrs sleep helped think of the end part.

From my experience, PD, many or even most of these girls have the desire to be a post-op from a very young age; for them, being a Ladyboy with a cock is kind of like a purgatory and from the time they are very young they dream of being a "lady" in every way, and of course having SRS is the ultimate step. Then, I think it goes in stages; by age 12 or 14 or so they may still have that desire, but begin questioning what their life would be like without the equipment they were born with. By 16 or 17 even more questions, and then by the time they move to BKK or Pattaya and begin to talk to friends who have had the OP or even friends of friends who have done it, they get even more indecisive. By 19 or 20 it's decision time for most, and the ones who can't or won't be persuaded otherwise they get the operation; of course we always wish them the best and hope they are happy and satisfied with their decision. But because many are NOT happy and that news gets relayed back into the LB circuit and spread around places like Huay Kwang like wildfire, the ones who were sitting on the fence get down and keep their cock after all; kind of a cop-out, really, but who can blame them if they hear stories from unhappy girls? I know many examples of this, but the person I have talked to the most about it is Chompoo; she was determined to have SRS from about the age of 5, and moved to BKK primarily to save money for that. 9 years later she still has her cock LOL.....and money is not an issue, hell she has more than most of us reading here. Just too many stories from friends and along the LB grapevine convinced her she is better off keeping it, and seriously there are not many people out there who are more feminine than her; if *anyone* was going to be a candidate for SRS I would pick her, but she has pretty much ruled it out at this point. Pre-screening needs to be more strict in Thailand; as it is now anyone with 100K baht can get that operation, with little or no psychological screening done beforehand. I say all girls should have to wait at least a year from the time they schedule their operation, and need to be in some sort of a therapy program during that time, as well as meeting with girls who have already had SRS to get their honest opinions. 1 year seems worth it, they are making the biggest decision of their life and do not want to mess that up or hurry into it; or even worse, do it for a man who may leave them soon afterward. Below, 19-year old Chompoo during her fence-sitting years.

No problems, guys! I enjoy telling stories like that, and I am not allowed to do it on my old forum, I am told I scare away the customers there LOL. I hope she is happy also PD, she is a really great lady and this seems so out of character for her; not only to get SRS but to listen to some scrawny Thai guy!! grrrrr......as I always do with any girl I worked with, I asked Natalie many times if she ever wanted to get ''cut''; her answer was always the same, kind of shaking her head and her shoulders in an emphatic 'NO WAY' response, like a kid would do if you offered them brocolli with their cauliflower. So this thread really did come as a surprise to me and when I tried to call her last week a Thai man answered so I hung up. Boyfriend? Old number? Who knows..... The LB bars in that time were Cascades [named something else] as well as Casanova, the old warhorse of LB bars; Obsession had yet to open, the girls who later worked there worked at a place called The Crackhouse {great name!} on soi 11, now a huge condo complex. There was no Temptations and no Guess bar either. KC3 was also open, but I preferred the Nana area; still do when I am rarely in BKK. Top 5 LB's, at least from my perspective, would be Natalie and Areeya for sure; probably Noon and Chompoo {although her dick was/is really small and that doesn't sell on the 'net] and maybe Lyla at point guard?? Remember, my info is really outdated; someone like Emma/Amy, whom I have never met, would surely make a team like that today. Now, if Chompoo ever gets cut, THAT would be as amazing as Natalie! Since she was about 6 years old she had wanted to, but once she got to BKK and started talking to girls who had lost their minds and all sexual feeling after getting butchered by some quack, she has steadfastly said she would "never" do that; if we read here that she has also done it then we would know she was under the power of a Thai guy, which really really makes me angry. Again, if Natalie did it for herself that is great; but if it was someone else who asked her to I'd be shocked, surprised and saddened by my old friend's decision. Next up..... a story about Apple, a cute little 20-year old LB who removed her penis because some french guy she knew for all of 6 months had asked her to....and then he promptly dumped her. Anyone else wanna beat the crap out of frenchy???

from January, 2002 Looks like we won't be able to see THIS done ever again, eh??

{Warning; LONG story ahead, don't bother if old stories don't interest you!!} First time I ever saw Natalie was in 2000; she was working in Kings Castle 3 in a Dominatrix outfit and scared the shit out of me! I couldn't even approach her; in heels she was taller than me and I am 6'1; I usually like the petite, femboy type so I just looked at her in awe and just figured she was a bitch, and anyways seriously not my type. Saw her again over the next 2 years in KC3; always very popular and taken out 2 or 3 times per night, I still never went up to her for a chat and certainly never considered taking her out of the bar. She also smoked, which is a huge turn-off for me and crosses any girl off my list automatically. By this time I had had the temerity to start a Ladyboy website, and always needed models. Getting them was as easy as just walking into the bars and asking the girls, and I also had my friend May bringing them to me sight unseen as a model-finder; I trusted her and 9 out of 10 times she was right on the mark with her selections for me to work with. In January of 2002 she told she had one ''special'' model, better than all the previous ones and who wanted to work with me; she had been burned by Ladyboy-Ladyboy when they ran some photos of her which she didn't like, and when she asked them to remove them and they said NO, she didn't forget about that. She also trusted May and believed her when she said I would take good photos, and also make her popular on the world wide web, which at that time included all of 2 websites, AsianTS and LB-LB. On that day, in walked Natalie at the appointed time....I couldn't believe it, the girl I had seen for 2 years at KC3 was in my hotel room! Turns out she was really sweet and friendly, not a bitch or scary at all; she had brought some very sexy outfits and boots, and we did the photos; she asked to see them on my PC after we finished and she loved the way she looked and said she would only work with me from then on. I thanked May; she was smiling as she walked out with her commission and said to me "I told ya'. " Over the next 4 years we became a team; she would call me whenever I was in BKK and arrange another photo session and video-taping of her jacking off to conclusion. Long story short, she made my website famous and popular, and I did the same for her; by that time AsianTS had taken off and she had become by far the most popular Asian Ladyboy in the world and easily the most requested. We ran a new series of photos and videos 2 or 3 times per year and the guys always wanted more, she was like the Angelina Jolie of the shemale world, a true sexbomb. And true to her word she only worked with me; you simply can not find any other photos or videos of her anywhere on the web. By now it may seem kind of quaint and trite; but at that time, trust me....having exclusivity to someone like that was like hitting the mother lode. During these long video and photo sessions, for which I always cleared a whole day for her [while usually I could do 2 or 3 shoots in a day], she would oftentimes try to get me horny and we would usually have sex, even if I didn't really want to! Very strong-willed and determined, not to mention strong and tall, she would usually have me doing whatever she wanted after an hour or 2; I was trying to turn down for free what thousands of guys all over the world would have paid a small fortune for! But in the end I usually ended up taking one for the team {ouch} so we could finish our work. In that time I also set her up with a LOT of men; she was easily the most requested LB of her time and I had her phone number, something guys were willing to join my site for :). Of all of them it seems like a Norwegian gentleman I introduced her to{named Cotton on another message board} was the one who took it the furthest, and they were together for about 3 or 4 years before she broke it off; he admitted to spending millions of baht on her, I think about 1 million U.S. all told. During this time we remained really good friends, and she would come see me just to chat or hang out, and I was the first to see her new Toyota Camry she bought in 2005; she said she had taken it right from the showroom to my house to show me and she was the first LB I ever knew who owned a car by herself. I think it was her way of saying "hey, you helped me pay for this", and in both our minds we were clear that my way-cool lifestyle was partly responsible because of her being my model as well. We lost touch when Cotton starting courting her, probably late 2006; until his long thread on the other forum I hadn't really thought much about what they were doing, but it seemed to really work out there for a while. Now I read that in reality she had been leading him along these past few years, and that she had a Thai guy on the side; and now, if what he says is true, that guy wanted her to whack that gorgeous, thick, functional tool of hers to become a "lady" for him, and now it seems that she has indeed If it's her decision, that is great and I wish her the best. Same as all post-ops, I feel like it's a really bad idea, but if they really want to do it then I will support them and wish them well. BUT.....if this decision was made by some scrawny Thai guy who made her get cut just in order for them to be together, and she bought that bullshit, I would be very surprised and disappointed at my old friend; the Natalie I knew was so much stronger, determined and independent to listen to anyone about any THING! Photo, bottom left, taken in 2003; a Legend indeed http://ladyboylegends.com/ Best of luck to a really, really cool person.......