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I attended the 2012 one pictured above, that is Joy the boss from Horny / Fantasy Lounge on the right.

Not a bad night as it drew out a lot of the local asian LB and TS contingent.

Highlight for me was getting to briefly meet Poy Teechrada, she was one of the judges.

The alcocarts have been culled, June from CIB closed hers off a couple of days ago.

I assume they will be accepting new account registrations once they have moved it over?

They don't come much badder / good than Road House. Patrick Swayze as a kick ass doorman, some really homo-erotic dialogue (The in joke all through the movie is guys telling him "I thought you'd be bigger")

When most people are trying to say a bar is rough they compare it to the Cantina bar in Star Wars. Childs Play compared to the Double Deuce!

My first experience wasn't great and after that I was fraught with guilt and tried to completely bury it from my mind, it was another 18 months or so until the thought crossed my mind again, haven't looked back since.

Does the femboy appearance still put you off these days Kendo or have you overcome the initial uneasiness?

No I'm quite used to it now, probably to the point of preferring them! Some boob jobs are so fugly that they get done on the cheap, I prefer to go without them.

Regarding your list Peeps, I heard Ploy from Horny has had the chop now.

Not while I was asleep but big Misty dragged me into the toilet at Kings Bar, while I was standing there having a piss she pulled her piece out and started trying to shove it up me with nothing covering it. I quickly moved myself away and scolded her, then managed to turn the tables in my favour but made a point of producing a condom from my wallet before I proceeded.

The other week I was zooming in on some pics I took.

The camera showed me something jarring I didn't really notice with the naked eye.

I haven't seen enough of all the contenders this year but I thought American Hustle was just "ok" and I loved Wolf Of Wall Street, a real breakout for Jonah Hill in a more serious movie. I read he accepted to do the film for the Acting Unions minimum wage of 60,000 USD because he was that keen to work for Scorsese.

Her name is Cartoon

I use the kindle app on both my smartphone and tablet, it's definitely more readable on a tablet though. The cool thing is if I read a few pages on my phone, it syncs and remembers my position for when I revert back to the tablet.

I know that Guess Bar in BKK is advertising a party on Valentines Night but I haven't heard what other bars are doing yet.

some recent pics

The Udon Sisters - Face & Far

Face trying to keep warm

I spotted a few people drinking from teacups at a few of the HH bars on Saturday. I bumped into a friend from Junior school who lives in HH now, he wanted to watch the Rugby and we ended up in the Hilton Brewery, they really were only serving soda pop though. My friend ordered in lemonades but as I drunk it down he then poured in some Chang from a supply in his rucksack. Chang shandy! It was probably still over 5% proof though!

I had a bit of bad time at a massage shop down there though, the LB wanted 1000 upfront before things had even started and she finally agreed to 1000 for everything including the massage, once underway all I got was a robotic topless handjob while my friend was banging the hell out of a GG in the next cubicle. Due to my friend paying the GG 2k as a very satisfied customer, the LB then wanted the same amount from me when done, I told her where to shove that idea on the basis I'd had "chok wow" only.

I did manage to have a few drinks in Caddyshack on Saturday night, in spite of the closures. It was merely a case of dipping under the shutters and it was business as usual behind closed doors, all very intimate sitting in those massage chairs with the shutters down. Me and my friend were chatting to Face and another one who is sponsored and runs a pet shop around Hua Hin.

I know of a few male gay couples that get up to all sorts, lets face it we guys are such dirty buggers that monogamy just doesn't agree with us, so being able to swing a little bit would be the best way to keep things interesting.

The girl behind the bar was a young lb. The gg told me she gets 3,000 Baht for LT from customers. Seems ladyboys are at a premium here. I suppose it's because there is less availability than in Pattaya. Bars were closed on Saturday and Sunday because of elections. 

I was down in Hua Hin at the weekend, I wonder if it is the same LB that I took from Suky Bar....certainly wasn't anywhere near 3k that's for sure!

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I am now working on the basis that anyone off the TV when I was a kid were all at it.

Jar Jar is still pretty fresh I think hence why you may not have spotted her yet,

The hot new girls get spotted pretty quickly and before you know it, boyfriended up, tits done, cock cut and then drift out of the scene. I'd put this down to a mixture of forum exposure they get through bar threads and the way they are able to market themselves on social networking to find sponsors.

Darly's name seems to come up quite a lot and she's always been freelance(?), she only really pushes herself through Thaifriendly and Skype webcam sessions.

The girls in Obsessions BKK are cream of the crop but at the same time look they've all been cloned with a Japanese makeover stick, since I can't really name any particular one of them from memory.

A shame the list didn't contain more of the ASEAN countries to get a better idea of where Thailand sits within that region, compared to it's closest neighbours.

I recall sitting at Tootsies Bar in Patong about 6 months ago and a Chinese tour coach got a bit stuck trying to do a 3 point turn down the small soi where Tootsies massage joint is.

A few of the girls ran out from the bar and started parading and mincing around next to the stranded coach, cue all the cameras coming out on the coach as the Chinese set about capturing the local wildlife for posterity..

Just to add a bit more context. Another BM sat watching on gleefully and giving me the thumbs up that night as he'd successfully offloaded her onto me so he could close on another target.

At one point this girl even called in the check bin for a barfine during the heavy sales pitch until I went into a flap to slow her down.

As I said  in the quoted post, I think in that moment I then realised I preferred the mystique of not being able to communicate with them past a very shallow level to save all the constant yak yak yak yakkety yak yak.....too much like being back home with a Western GG!    

I use paint.net, free and like a more feature laiden version of windows paint. Again, very easy to highlight a block of a pic and blur it out or use the pixelate option like they used to use on the numberboard in Question Of Sport.

A double edged sword it is her having such great English, after what felt like two days of her chewing my ear to "fuck her tight pussy-ass" ....(ok it was probably closer to 15 minutes) I started to crave the broken and limited English Thai's LB's again.