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Dragon Bar was a few steps north of Pook Swan House on Soi Buakhow. Also, please note that these aren't all Ladyboys - I swing both ways, and a few of my favorites were GG's (Nut and Yui) and there has been one post-op (Da) in the countdown so far. For those keeping score at home, the 19 so far include 16 ladyboys, 1 post-op and 2 GG's. Will #1 be a LB , post-op, or GG? WIll I be branded a hero or a traitor to the cause? Does anyone really give a shit?

HEY! Don't be trying to throw your weight around here, telling us what to say. You're not the boss of me! Listen Mr. Bossy Bigboots, I'll be fucking NICE if I want to be!

Yui again

#2 - YUI - Dragon Bar 2010 I understand this girl moved on but is still somewhere in Pattaya. Nicest real tits I've had the pleasure of fondling since I graduated from High School.

Ok, now I'm becoming very cross with you Route67. I think people from your land are even more despicable. Won't someone come to my assistance?

Shhhh!

Dan Marino was THE single most over-rated quarterback in the history of professional football, no sane person could ever argue that. And Dipshit Rothlesbergerstein is probably the sorriest excuse for a human being who's ever played the position. Combine those two and you'd have a piece of shit who plays like a piece of shit. Don't even get me started on the Big Dumbowski. Almost as bad as those overhyped pieces of trash that Tarrantino makes.

Genesis - Supper's Ready from their 1972 masterpiece "Foxtrot"

It struck me this morning while in the shower (as most of my best thoughts do) that the thing this forum lacks is one really good shit fest. You know - some board member says something assinine, another points out what an idiot he is, and then the shit starts flying fast and furious, with other BM's coming to the defense of the first or piling on with the second. Where's a dipshit like Manarak when you need him? C'mon - let's see some shit start flying! Maybe we could convince our lovely Taneisha to accidentally piss off someone - someone well known - from PattayaLadyboys or that other forum - LadyboyExclusive With Stogie or whatever it was called - and then drag a bunch of those nitwits over here for a little to-and-fro to get everyone's blood pumping? Once they're here, they'll see what a great forum this is, and stick around to join in the lovefest that we have going here. This forum seems to be a reflection of it's host, as PD is one of the nicest and most respected members of any board. Never seen him riled on the boards. But we need a bit of controversy and flaming to fan the interests! C'mon, someone take one for the team! Anyone seen that nitwit Manarak? :)

Emmy photos finale:

Emmy photos part 3:

EMMY - photos, part two:

The final three are really a tough call. I've gone over the three of them in my mind time and again, trying to pick which goes in which order, and it's still a toss up. Here we go though. #3 - EMMY - Spider Girl Bar Soi 6 Emmy has arguably the finest, softest, most natural tits of any ladyboy in Patts. She loves the camera and despite my having no power the night most of these were taken, she convinced me to take her as she promised to wank for the camera and would let me film as much as I wanted. Her posing and self-manipulations eventually got little DT aroused, but having cum once or twice already that day I didn't get off, although she gave it a game try. When she eventually blew her load all over her belly and chest, the photographic evidence wasn't as discernible as I'd like, but the lighting was shit so you'll either have to look closely, or trust me. Nice girl, not greedy, and a fantastic performer. Photos, part one:

Last but not least, at #4 - BELL - KOYO 7 This girl was probably the sexiest one in the bar IMO. An amazing dancer, she had the abs of an athlete and could gyrate and move like the sexiest belly dancer in the world. A bit too "professional" for my tastes, but probably would have been much more fun on a repeat than she was the first night. Overall probably my favorite of the Koyo stable from February 2011.

Next up at #5 - WEE WEE from KOYO 7 Formerly a cabaret girl from Hua Hin, I think I met her on her first or second night of employment at Koyo. Not the best performer (she couldn't give head to save her life at that point) but she was super affectionate and began sniff kissing within a couple of hours of meeting. Seems more like a "long term girlfriend" type of girl, I doubt she survives the mercenary life of a bar girl very long.

Where were we now? Ok, how about a triumvirat of Koyo 7 Girls? First up, at #6 - FIRST - KOYO 7 She wasn't the most experienced, and refused to kiss me (which is what I reminded her of every night thereafter when she'd bug me to take her again!) but she was definitely fun, if a bit on the immature side. I probably should have thrown her back and waited for someone else to give her a bit of training, but man... what an ass on this girl!

Amazing work! Would love to see more like it Lung. I'd love to see a thread about Nok, I would be happy to add some of my observations about her as well if you start it. P.S. - the guy that recommended me to her may not actually be on this board, but he's an old hand. Not sure whether he wants his input noted so I'll allow him to remain anonymous. Nickname begins with an E and ends with a K.

Thanks Lung! Yes, Nok just has a quality about her... I told her the first time I took her that she's one of those girls that at first appears sort of "fierce", like she'd break you in half if you step out of line... but then after you spend 2 minutes with her you discover that's actually a coverup for a soft and vulnerable interior. So often, the exterior is a "mask" for what really lies within. Had the same experience with Paeng from the old EZY Bar. Once you get past the mask you find she's actually a scared vulnerable thing looking for something solid to hold onto. And yes, add to that the fact that she gives one of the best "porn star" quality deepthroat experiences... thanks to another BM who pointed that out to me, otherwise I might never have taken her that first night.

Staying with the theme of "La Bamba Girls" - #7 - SINDY - La Bamba Probably the most beautiful eyes in LOS. One of the most beautiful and fun girls I've ever had the pleasure of banging in the behind!

Thanks PD! Ok, on to #8 - ALIS, formerly of La Bamba and formerly of Geisha Bar. Alis had one of the bigger members on the scene, or so I'm told. I never got to see it, but it's supposedly quite the "weapon of ass destruction". According to Sindy, Alis is back in her village designing clothes. And just for good measure, I'll split #8 with NOK, who replaced Alis as manager at La Bamba.

#9 - CHERRY from Famous Bar In my opinion, the most attractive girl in the bar, but I never got a chance to sample the wares due to some unfortunate circumstances on the night of my birthday party - see my Trip Report if you really must have the details. In a nutshell she did what she was supposed to do for business and I did what I was supposed to do for pride, and I wrote her off this trip. But don't let my little ego/pride get in the way of YOU having a good time... and you should from what I've heard about her.

staying with the theme of Cascades Bangkok then let's move on to #10 - MOO - service girl, Cascades BKK Fun, great english, and cute to boot.

Thanks for the +1's guys - they are very much appreciated. So now, moving on to: #11 - NAY - Cascades Bangkok NAY just happens to also be #11 at Cascades, and both a smart and fun girl. I rarely am able to climax with a condom (hence my love of blowjobs) but it was no problem with this girl. Cute, fun, and a college student to boot.

#12 - NUTT - Hole In the Wall - Soi 6 One of my favorite GG's from the past couple of trips, she had it all - nasty porn-star poses, awesome piercings, and an excellent performance in the room. One of only a couple of girls I've done more than twice.

#13 - YO - Phuket freelancer This was one of the very first LB's I experienced on my maiden voyage in 2009. I didn't actually know she was a LB and thought she was a GG when I picked her up on Bangla Road late one evening. It was only in the room that her true nature was revealed.