PANIC

Hi SS planning to arrive on the 5th of March 

foggy i will be there also on the 8th march,i am meeting route 65 also,see you soon my friend....

Arriving in bkk on the 8th march,staying at nana hotel soi 4,until thusday,a taxi from Mr.T will arrive to take me to pattaya,staying until 31st march...most probably will have my birthday party at sensations after i find out there enough bms in pattaya ...so pls let me know who will be in town from 8th-31st march,come a join me for lots of

She looks nice....but what she is asking ...350 euros per hour that is about 15.400baht/hour,with that money i spend 2 days in Fun for 2 IN AMSTERDAM

Sorry but is not for me.

My first trip to Thailand was the most anticipated trip of my life and I had travelled most of the globe up until then. I prepared for almost a year reading the various forums and befriending some members even before meeting them. Prior to the trip I researched, read, and did as much detailed sleuthing about the country as best I could.

 

As the departure date approached I was excited beyond belief not really knowing whether this Land of Smiles was all fantasy or real. I decided it was best not to have high expectations and set out on my trip thinking that whatever I was about to encounter would be an adventure. 

 

I was very naive at the time. I packed a ridiculous abundance of Cialis, lub, and condoms. You'd think I was 18 and about to fuck a buffalo herd. I was shaved in areas that hadn't been that smooth since I was a year old. When I think back it was all very silly.

 

I booked my hotel in Bangkok months in advance. I had everything planned down to the finest minute detail. I printed maps, studied the public transit system and knew how I was going to get from the hotel (Majestic Grande) to the circus of Soi 4. I had all of the landmarks I've read about on Soi 4 and Sukhumvit plotted out. I was ready and way, way beyond giddy.

 

The night before my departure I was like a antsy kid on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. I could not sleep. In the morning I arrived at the airport at least 4 hours before the flight's departure. I was pumped to say the least. I had 3 flight connections and flew for close to 24 hours before I touched down at Swampy. I think I was the first off the plane. I had organized a fast track with some company. They met me as I disembarked and scooted me through customs, baggage, and into a taxi. It went very fast. 

 

It was after 23h00 when I arrived in Swampy. I was checked in the hotel by 00h30. Knowing that the bars would be closing at 02h00 I was convulsing with getting over to Soi 4. I showered, shaved, and scooted out of the hotel by 01h00. I asked the doorman where Soi 4 was and he looked at me oddly for a beat or two. He then pointed to an alleyway from the hotel (Soi 2). He said go straight and turn left which I did as quickly as my little feet could take me.

 

Within a minute I found the motherlode of Soi 4. I was there finally!!! It was wonderful and I strolled slowly taking in the magic of seeing this place for the first time. Then I hit Camelot, NANA PLAZA!!! I walked into the centre of the plaza and just looked up and rotated dizzily taking in the neon and human traffic. I swear I was moving in slow motion. It was breath-taking and I was smiling like the cheshire cat. I was in Wonderland, in NeverNeverLand. I don't think I have ever been happier in my entire life. 

 

The clock was ticking. The bars were going to close soon. I was beyond fatigued but to hell with sleeping. I had read all about the ladyboy bars in Nana. Obsessions, Cascade, Temptations, Casanova, etc. I wanted to see them all but time was limited. I had to move fast. So I made a bee-line to Obsessions, walked straight in and when I saw the gaggle of gorgeous ladyboys on stage my heart was pounding out of my chest. I sat down, ordered a drink and I believe starting drooling out of the side of my mouth. I wanted them ALL!!! I simply could not believe what was in front of me. I was fixated and my legs were paralyzed. It was fine if I never moved from the spot for the rest of my life. There are no words to describe the wonderment of it all.  

 

Within 5 minutes of getting there I noticed a real beauty off to the side leaning against the wall. I made eye contact and beckoned her over. She smiled and walked towards me, sat, took my hand, rubbed my thigh, and asked if I liked her. I mumbled yes and immediately paid the bar fine. Within 10 minutes I was in and out of Obsessions with my very first ladyboy in my entire life. I walked from Nana Plaza back to my hotel proud as a peacock and couldn't believe my good fortune. 

 

As we entered my room I was extremely nervous. I had gone over this scenario over and over again in my head for years but now I was like a schoolboy taking a communal shower in gym for the first time. She remained calm and sweet. She showered as I waited on the bed fidgeting like a retarded Woody Allen. She came out wrapped in a towel and snuggled up to me. Before I knew it I had a ladyboy cock in my hand for the first time. And it was rock hard. Yipppeeeeee. Then in my mouth!! Yippeeeee squared. She was soft, gentle, and kissed like an angel. My first experience with a ladyboy was like nothing I had ever experienced before. Then she asked if I wanted her to fuck me. "What?!?!" I said. Hmmm I never thought of that. Stupidly, that part of the ladyboy experience never occurred to me before. It frightened me. I had never done that. She said she would be gentle and I believed her so I tried. Hahahahaha!!! I simply couldn't do it. It hurt like hell even though she was of modest size. I declined which she was fine with. We then proceeded to satisfy each other in other ways and it was nothing short of immense bliss. 

 

That was my first night in LOS. For two weeks I pranced around the neighbourhood and had LBs and GGs galore. It was heaven. I would get up early in the morning and wander over to Lolita's for my AM blow job. From there I would have a inexpensive lunch and then hang in the various beer bars on Soi 4. I would spend the afternoons just watching the scene. At 16h00 I'd go back to hotel to shower, shave, and prepare for the evening. By 17h30 I was back at Nana sitting at the railings of Big Dogs or Lucky Luke's to watch the parade. Suddenly I was an ancient decadent Roman Senator spending my days fucking; eating; fucking; drinking; fucking; meeting friends; fucking; relaxing; and fucking again. I felt I had died and was in heaven.

 

By the time my first trip was coming to an end I had already organized a return trip for 5 or 6 weeks later. There was no way in hell I was going to stay way from my new found Garden of Eden. I soon returned for another 14 days and once again booked another trip. This pattern continued for that entire year. I believe I made 7 trips back to Bangkok during my first year. AND I had not discovered Pattaya yet. That happened the following year.

 

During my first year I went through the standard withdrawals. I hated leaving Thailand. I hated being back home. I hated work. I yearned for Thailand. I lived every day dreaming about my next departure date. All I could think about was how to get back and when.  My life's pre-occupation became organizing my work and finances allowing me to get back to Thailand. I spend countless hours trying to figure out a way to move there permanently. It was all very serious but as time went on with realities kicking in and as I learned more and more about Thais, how they see things, their beliefs, etc. my enthusiasm waned. This has more to do with the practical aspects of my life than anything else.

 

Nowadays, years later, I try to get back a few times a year. I do miss the great friends I had the good fortune to make on these forums. I miss meeting up with them and just being carefree. I miss Bangkok and its vibe. I miss Pattaya and all that is bizarrely special there. I miss the food and certainly miss the weather. 

 

So yes. There is no where on earth I would rather be. Discovering the Land of Smiles is without a doubt a true highlight in my life. I consider myself blessed to have had the opportunity to experience the phenomenon of Thailand. Truly a special place on God's green earth.

Sam,i loved everything you wrote,it reminted my first time in Los,fantastic report.

It will be nice if we have an update about barfines from different Lb bars in bkk and pattaya.

I am sure that will help everybody visiting an lb bar what to expect...So pls try and give us an update about

the famous BARFINE from different Lb bars....

From me i could give an update about cascades barfine (i was told last night) that is 700baht...co guys pls let us know about lb barfine.

The Facebook page for Check In is now as shown here:-

 

https://www.facebook.com/checkin.ladyboybkk?fref=ts

 

Apparently the previous one fell foul of the FB rules on nudity aka a pair of silicone tits.  

sorry mardhi,but is not shown,but a message that it has been removed also.

Here is a map. The entrance to that alley on Soi 5 is sandwiched between the light blue "Krungthai" ATM machine and the kebab stall.

 

check in maps.jpg

for those who been before in nana and they know where foodland is....turn right towards foodland,on your left u will see the soi which connects soi 5 and soi 7,walk in and there is the bar...

Hello all, I am new to this forum but not very new to Bangkok or to ladyboys.

I am back in Bangkok in a few days and hope to visit this bar because it sounds very good and has many hot ladies working. I am staying in the dynasty inn same as last time I stayed in the city. I think it is a good hotel but also very basic. I have to ask, because I do not know the city very well, how do I find this bar? the last time I stayed in Bangkok was a few years ago I never left the street of my hotel apart from by taxi. do I need to get a taxi to this bar. the only bars I know are in nana plaza, I went to cascades and casanova, and also the guest bar was in the same street. I remember the guest bar very well because I took a ladyboy from this place and she was my first ever. I stayed with her for 3 days, I remember her name was Joy, and her name was very suitable because she was a joy to be around. I wonder if she still stays in the guest bar, I hope so.

 

Anyway, any help you can give me will be appreciated very much, and I hope to meet some guys over the next few days.

joy left GUESS sometime ago,she is not a ladyboy anymore,she became a post ,as far as i know she is back in her city,became a lnd owner,a very clever lady,you were lucky being with her while she had that lovely tool ...

Rommy just put up a Profile:

 

http://www.ladyboyreview.com/profile/rommy425/

 

rommy.jpg

 

http://www.ladyboyreview.com/profile/rommy425/

nice lb...but where is she? bkk ,pattaya,or phuket? i just couldnt see in her profile in what city can be found.

...DK,maybe u can give me some info about a nice massage place in patts by a nice lb ?

That's a pity Panic mate I'm leaving on the 6th.

 

Cheers DK

Shit...always i miss good friends ....by a few days 

i think ...actually i am certain that my once or twice a year trip to Los will continue for as long as i can.

I cannot think that one day i will not be able to visit Los...

I am due in on the 15th! Ouch. I hate the thought of cancelling..... There's always a plan B though.

Cheers,

ET

et i also have a plan ....i will be there on the 8th March,iF for any reason i cannot go to bkk,i have to go to pattaya,or phuket

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Anyone remember any brawls or boxing at the bars?

i dont remember seeing any boxing around bars,what i remember a story from A.bEAR, who scare the shit out of a guy who said he was a policeman and tried to make a problem at the bar...maybe AB can tell again the story better than me...

A 60 day emergency degree was issused late on Thusday handing security agencies wide powers to detain

suspects,and limit gatherings in and out bkk...

About 10 minutes ago i got a pic from a friend in bkk of what is going there now,also i was told that the airport still is open and you can go to bkk only with the sky train,also that the area around asok,siam paragon,nana no cars can drive due to the protesters there....

i hope that soon everything will be again back to normal...i am flying there on the 7th march.

i agree with mr.Duke and Dk,but sometimes i go back to one i enjoy that GFE...

Many years ago when i joined Asian ts,the side also suply a whole list of lb clubs,addresses,names of the lbs working there,and if i remember also many tel numbers...i am sure many bms of Asian ts will remember that...stogie time.

Somehow my work doesnt let me to enjoy your company guys during the months ur all there,i can only escape febr.march,or april,so i choose 7th march until 1st week april.

4days in bkk at my favorite hotel nana,then a taxi to pattaya,staying in one of Bookshop s luxury appartment in soi chaiyapoon...if any of the bms are there at this time pls be free to contct me for

i am booked to fly bkk on the 7th march,staying there only 3 days,then drive to patts until the end of march,i hope also that everything will be normal again

the Thai company Living films (based in chiang mai) is an excelent and very efficent one...i worked with them a few years back in bangkok + pattaya (bangkok Dangerous)

bb ...sorry but its not Panicos

....but the winner is Lefty    

if i am not mistaken the guy with the gun on the first pic&second (man with gun)is Len Lesser,...he was the quard in the movie Pappilon

with Steve Mc Queen & Dustn Hoffman, Kellys Heroes....but he made his name well know as uncle Leo...

      Sam i think u found his role name as ungle Leo...that is good

i also want to wish to all the bm s ,the staff & administrators,Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year 2014.

Also to all our guys down in Los who i hope that they all are having the time of the life.

i love soi6 ,at least now i can see who i like for my night without getting inside the bar,i never visited a short time room,so that suits me since i always go with the chosen one back to my room